random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Mr Bunny]

IF IT GOES DURKA DURKA, IT'S NOT ASIAN

 

[Brain Power]

"This looks like autism on the visible spectrum."

Hitler did nothing wrong and neither has Kiwifarms.

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

I once made an atomic bomb in my garden shed

 

[Autistic Joe]

Imagine having a dick with a 5 o' clock shadow

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I will donate my life savings to fund research exploring the efficacy of lab mice in clocking troons.

 

[Weed Eater]

screenie was given to Aquinas

I absolutely need this in the random.txt

 

[Sealbaby]

That thing looks more necrotic than Archie Battersby’s brain stem.

 

[Wood]

if a trans person gets pregnant does the baby come out their butthole or something ?

 

[SCSI]

Some of them are also useful for sex (as long as they don't have a bigger dick than me of course).

Edit: I have a pretty big dick so that's fairly uncommon.
Edit 2: Probably in the 90th percentile

So now I have to wear a mask on my butthole?

I think the better question is why I'm trying to make sense of a Redditor's fetish. I should know better by now.

Internet stickers and their consequences have been a disaster for the KiwiFarms.

 

[A-Stump]

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

It was super creepy because they were deformed and british.

 

[Table Country]

everything is gay with enough rohypnol in it

Imagine trying to change the name of a country because a forum was a big meanie to them

The SJWs are performing tomboy erasure and I can't stand for this.

Essentially, the tranny angel is higher up in the divinity scale than the based angel.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Nothing wrong with defrauding the government, but you have to be a little bit smarter than this. If redditers can figure out your little scam, it's not good enough.

 

[Ass Johnson]

I'm not sure if a German can commit defamation because a part of defamation is that it must be expected to be taken seriously and nobody cares what Germans have to say.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

my opinion is the objectively correct opinion and i will not listen to anyone else.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

She used this term 'Grass Widow' claiming it was Jewish but it isn't. She was spewing Yiddishisms all over and trying to get a little devoted group of 'Transwidows' under her spell and force them all to use 'Grass Widow' instead.

from here:

Updated posts on Reddit - in 3 parts: https://www.reddit.com/r/criticalab...wgate2022_dissecting_a_legendary_battle_part/

 

[Aunt Carol]

And I am fucking delicious.

 

[NoReturn]

I will donate my life savings to fund research exploring the efficacy of lab mice in clocking troons.

Based transphobic mice.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

In the UK you’d lose your hearing, and then go and see your Gp. Depending on where you are you may be waiting weeks for just that appointment. The GPs job is to keep you away from consultants so if they did refer you, you’d then be waiting 6-18m minimum for an appointment with the consultant, then further waiting time after that. At that appointment you’d be told only CBT is an option and told to fuck off.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Also she's my soulmate I believe so cry all you want it's ok