random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Good rapists rape fast and hard.

Wherever I am, I must also rape.

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Sockness is was Worse Evil than Putin, and now he is dead.

 

[Autistic Joe]

Holy shit, SPERG AHOY!! This is all from just one page of posts.

Thank's so much for making fun of me, guys.

Control freaks, the lot of you.

This drama should've NEVER been put online.

I was found innocent on Attempted Murder.

I really don't give a fuck if you like me, hate me, or find me insane.

I look like an alien.

IT'S GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE I AM THREATENING A LAWSUIT FOR DEFAMATION AND SLANDER.

YES, I WOULD TAKE ME SERIOUS IF I WERE YOU.

I HAVE IT SCREEN CAPTURED ALREADY. THEY LOSE.

I don't even hack people.

THIS is why I do not hide behind an Anon name.
What's the point when the Police can figure out my IP?

You can't call me fat anymore. :3

You must lead sad lives to be on this website to begin with.

THIS IS RIDUCLOUS.

I HAD A BAD DAY.
IT IS NOT A CRIME TO HAVE A BAD DAY!

ETA:

GOOD GREIF.

 

[axeltrite]

You do know he never touched a child right? he's paying for his crimes, what's the harm in being friends with him? It's not like we are consistently around children, there isn't even a block full of children he lives with. I'm ALSO a GROWN adult that can think for myself. seriously. I have NO children that he's around. what 's the harm?

 

[ScooterL]

"To best describe the site that is targeting me, they’re the National Enquire on meth."

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

Up yours woke moralists! We'll see who cancels who!

 

[Autistic Joe]

Something tells me nothing about this is any more intelligible even if you speak Turkish.

> I FUCK HIS LANGUAGE IN ASSHOLES
> I TAKE THE ASSEMBLIES IN YOUR ASSHOLES
lmao

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I am ashamed of my country. Someone tattoos a 15 year olds vagina, and daddy then has to pay for someone else to do the same.

She could have just have said "I had a crazy illness, I don't want to share all the details, blah blah blah". It's totally reasonable to not want to post about the status of your cervix on Instagram under your real name.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I do need NEWS. And ARTICLES. Wanna know why? "I have a dream." That one day, every kiwi in this forum will create their OWN threads. A website of the TRULY free, dammit. A website of ACTION, not words. Ruled by STRENGTH, not jannies. Where the guidelines change to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where lulz and sneed are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every kiwi is free to think -- to act -- for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick journos and chicken-shit admins. Fuck this 24/7 Internet spew of trivia and CWC bullshit. Fuck "THUNDERDOMER PRIDE". Fuck the media! Fuck all of it! Kiwifarms is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new Kiwifarms will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The oldfags will be purged, and the strongest will thrive -- free to live as they see fit, they will make Kiwifarms GREAT AGAIN!

 

[Meat Target]

Just dunk your baby in a vat of paint. Problem solved. Your baby is no longer white

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

This reminds me of the Salon article that had the title "A third of Americans think white people are "under attack" ". Just take a look at literally any university in the western world and you will find openly anti-white classes such as the one in the OP. They are teaching young men and women to hate us and yet I'm some nutjob for observing reality? Fuck off.

I'd rather take Nigger Chimpouts 101 personally.

 

[Computer Guardian]

TIL Linus has as least 17,000 simps who will consoom on command.

I'm genuinely curious. how does it feel to make a career out of bullying a mentally disabled fat man?

 

[Pee Cola]

"I used to think I could sue women into sucking me my penis. Now I think I can legislate women into sucking me my penis. I've changed!"

 

[Aunt Carol]

Something something karmic debt and I don’t know hot pockets

Is Mr. Skeleton offering me a chocolate chip cookie?

 

[Sealbaby]

There's no ethical consumption under capitalism therefore it's morally ok to get your information from the Kiwi Farms.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

 

[A-Stump]

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Presumably the 2K refers to lbs?

 

[NoReturn]

that's not sideboob, that's armpit gunt

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I once read a book that said the New York Times requires its prospective journalists to have sex with dogs on camera in order to keep blackmail material over them. I read it so it must be true.

 

[Blackhole]

I'm not a medical fag but I have played through Surgeon Simulator and I think he is pretty much just cruising on a mix of the red syringe and blue syringe.

have you guys ever heard Dua Lipa’s Levitating being sung by white women that’ve been smoking since the age of 14. no. i didn’t want to either.

i might be wrong and it might just be a very pedophillic hen party holding pictures of a prepubescent boy.