random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Mariposa Electrique]

"One day you are going to get sloppy, and your life is going to collapse like a house of cards, and when that day comes, no-one will be there to help you"
-Keffals' personal message to Joshua Connor Moon

 

[Aunt Carol]

see, if i was a horny desperadude last ting i'd wanna try to fuck is a goat. they are aggressive fuckers, and they eat anything they are also fast.
maybe they are up for it, idk

 

[Meat Target]

Besides, you see those giant footsteps with a big trench running between them? That's the Dyn/Hulk Hogan Homunculus and they've been deep dicking "the conservatards" longer than you've been alive.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

First there was the cone of shame, now here we have the Scrote of Shame.

 

[Autistic Joe]

It's legit like he spent years using the farms to train himself for cowdom.

 

[Meat Target]

To the Ontario police we give up, we are quivering. Kiwifarms the internet hate machine has been defeated by glorified parking meters. Its over, for us. The cyber police are after all of us

 

[Big Nasty]

Japanese American Crossdresser 6'1" 185 cm. I have a very sensitive penis.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

see, if i was a horny desperadude last ting i'd wanna try to fuck is a goat. they are aggressive fuckers, and they eat anything they are also fast.
maybe they are up for it, idk

The question isn't whether that evidence supports your argument, but why were you browsing Lion King on DA in the first place?

Yes, definitely inform the people who are not obsessively online about how there's an internet forum that makes fun of you. THEY NEED TO KNOW, SHARE IT FAR AND WIDE, TELL THE GUY AT THE GROCERY STORE WHOSE LINE YOU REFUSE TO GO IN!

TL;DR this is the type of person Uncle Ted warned us about.

Alright this nigga did not just drop a casual "prevarication" on twitter I'm going to actually wedgie these neo a-gay-rian dorks IRL.

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

this nigga wants your blood and you defending a vampire. you a gigasimp

Is it ok to post replies to yourself? asking for a friend

 

[JustSomeDong]

Not my circus, not my monkeys.
It's not my goat to fuck.

Or if you wanna help a little but not get too involved:
I won't fuck the goat but I'll hold the horns for you.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

You're a shit fag, not a kewl aids fag.

 

[Circular Square]

everyone behaves as it suits them. I read your criticisms patiently and thanked you, but I was wrong, you are the one who acts like a trash can and is as dirty as a trash can, and you have accepted this with your behavior.

you are stupid what is the current name of byzantium you were so strong why did you leave byzantium and run away

You just only fool and cyberbully yourself. Because whatever you say, you only have just said not to me, but to yourself. Fool.

And by the way These jokes and insults are now old, I used to be very angry in the past, but I am not angry anymore.

I am having so much fan, you say that i am mad but you are actually saying that to yourself, not to me. so you are mad.

If anyone can make Ryu x any female character ship pics so i can do it either from video game or children movie, it is not retarded,
and by the way my actions are not autistic and child groomer behaviours

Ryu bangs all girls, not boys.
and he is not gay, he is straight and by the way, I have no autism or Mati functioning

İts You that are only gay, you have autism, even if you say such words to me, those words will go to you. Because I'm Not Autistic. I'm not gay either.

However, Ryu is asexual, all he cares is about fight and training. He has no romantic interest, no Nothing more. And just like him i study and i have no interest in relationships.

Put your hand on your conscience first.
Those who make comments about me, I'm telling the truth, I'm not gay, I'm not Greek, I'm not lolcow, I'm not faggot

Will you have peace of mind after doing this?
It is not your place to say these words. Don't bother me with these comments, don't make me angry. DON'T EVER COMMENT OR MAKE THREAD ABOUT ME!

shame, very shame. These actions do not suit people like you. Many people died because of you.

 

[Autistic Joe]

I wonder if the faggots will "trust the science" and slow down on buttfucking each other

 

[Stormer_1]

This got me thunking. Is Blobby a visual representation of Lily's vagina?

 

[Sam Hyde Simp]

Yesterday, I had to comply with the FBI

This place isn't above the law and if we want it around we have to not be utter retards.

 

[Meat Target]

The dog was female though right?

HEY GLOWIES HIRE ME I WANNA BULLY NERDS AND FUCK NASTY CUBAN SLUT HOOKERS.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Every cat owner is fully familiar with what their cat's butthole looks like, whether they want to be or not.

 

[Meat Target]

the pizzas aren't the problem, it's the threats they bring

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It's far simpler than what anyone else has said. I just really, really, really hate having to talk about stupid, retarded shit. It's boring, it's stupid, it's retarded; it's shit. Stop fucking talking about it.

 

[GuntPunt]

hopefully all's good for ya, just wanted to ask: how do we destroy Joshua Moon?

-keffal's chat