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[SevenEightNine]

@GreeneCoDeputy

@Chiribisco

 

[Gaz]

Where there are fat niggers, there will be plump food.

 

[thejackal]

P.S. The forum now has 16,000+ active users and as many posts per day. Please, god, stop talking about page numbers. "omg we're 240 pages away from 8000 pages" yeah no shit the page count grows so fast because people keep posting the page count every time it goes up THANK YOU

-Josh Moon

 

[LurkTrawl]

His dick is going straight down. That means his gunt is prominent enough to where it cancels out the bulge before the fabric reaches it, or his scrotum has shriveled enough to allow the penis leeway. Probably a bit of both.

You shit your pants and pretend to be a toddler, don’t you?

I can smell you typing on diaper twitter right now

 

[Meat Target]

Kiwifarms is the lost 13th tribe of Israel.

 

[I am vomit]

Also scurvy is cured by eating fruit and veg, namely citrus, not fatty boom boom birds?

Can you cite a source on how eating dodos cured or prevented scurvy?

You autists still fighting about autists?

Chris should receive an exorcism via baseball bat.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Does this make JK the new Thatcher?

It’s like taking a shit in the pool and then thinking everyone laughing and watching in horror proves that you shitting in the pool is actually impactful in a good way

Absolute clown show and it's all downhill from here.

"In the public I publically ran for public office and in the public I did public debates in front of dozens of public in the public"

“I want a huge cock!”

“Best I can do is a wedge-shaped chode”

 

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"Literally backwards hypocritical 'free speech' website fuck Null. Everyone on there piss themselves at the sight of some trans girl."

 

[LurkTrawl]

Into the Squid Hole I go

 

[speedweed]

Niggerdom is a state of mind and some white people can and do nig harder than any nog ever will.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

2pac. He's black, has a number in his name, and is dead. Total retard!

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Fucking Rumpelstiltskin trannies.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Into the Squid Hole I go

 

[WhoBusTank69]

holy FUCK if I ever troon out my troon name is going to be Cassandra because none of y'all niggas LISTEN TO ME

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Are those supposed to be testicles? They look like thumbs sewn on from Kathy's 'box o bitz' in the freezer

I can’t lie, I bought the Batman Home Pregnancy test other day.

It wouldn't surprise me if she smoked a blunt and took a few shots to steady her hands before entering the OR blindfolded on a unicycle

 

[Autistic Joe]

How did this happen? Did someone pour boiling water on your crotch then layer over it with super glue?

No, it was voluntary.

Looks like someone tried to put out a fire with a fork.

Nice try glowie. You won’t be getting my uterus anytime soon.

At least the skin source will match the smell now.

“I want a huge cock!”

“Best I can do is a wedge-shaped chode”

 

[Meat Target]

felony eye having.

the tomlinson technicalities are getting out of control.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

Why would I go to reddit, I'm happy with my gender

 

[Pissmaster]

I love how the entire reasoning was "Saying the N word would get me in trouble" rather than "Saying the N word is bad".

 

[3MMA]

He would like to pat himself on the back, but he is ontologically too fat to reach.