random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Autistic Joe]

At this point he's F5'ing so furiously he's a one-man-DOS-attack.

Every time insane trannies try to shut down the farms it just results in Josh owning more of his own infrastructure. The logical conclusion is that he ends up owning his own TLD and starts a bank.

KiwiFarms Status: Still Ooperational
Lucas's Status: Still a man
All systems check out, 5 by 5, commence sneeding:
SNEED

i feel the need
the need 2 sneed

 

[Sprate Header]

(((They))) denied Hitler from being a painter... (((They))) also denied Sorrenti from being a fart porn dominatrix... God help them...

 

[Meat Target]

i am so stoked to be a poster on uquu sqsa aad6

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

https://twitter.com/KyleKallgren/status/1566893515015086083

The 21st Century. Oh Dear. on Twitter: "Follow up- my current therapi…

archived 5 Sep 2022 21:36:30 UTC

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Follow up- my current therapist is younger and understands the internet a lot better. The internet is real and affects your mental health in a real way. Get yourself a therapist that understands that.

 

[Meat Target]

bet you there is a 100% chance there is porn of that horse.

 

[Local Fed]

Looks fine for me, page probably just failed to load completely on your end. uquusqsaaad66cvub4473csdu4uu7ahxou3zqc35fpw5d4ificedzyqd be that way sometimes.

if you're reading this, you are the resistance

Oh thank Christ, they used a Harry Potter analogy so I can understand it.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I am super glad to live in "backwards" Texas with it's own energy grid. At least the homes in my area aren't forcibly blacked

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Remember when pedophiles and other criminals used to hide out on the dark web from normal people instead of the other way around? Yeah.

 

[Flexo]

*DO NOT TAKE THIS PART OF MY POST OUT OF CONTEXT

 

[Big Nasty]

submitting a photo of your asshole is used as a means to atone for any sins committed on the website.

 

[LurkTrawl]

I can be a cum terrorist; just give me a couple of minutes

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

Maybe Null is using it to stop the good autists of KF from acting too retarded on his site, and keep the bad autists from chimping out over threads and doxing.

We're going to need a bigger seal.

 

[Autistic Joe]

They make take away this forum but they'll never get their balls back

 

[JustSomeDong]

It's like a really gay, internet Ozymandias.

My name is Ozma(fat)dias, Mod of Mods? MODS?!
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

 

[Thunk Provoker]

Weird, never got an erection from an article before.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

It's not over until the fat lady sings. And whilst Keffals may be fat, he'll never be a lady.

 

[thog]

“We won,” Sorrenti said. “Kiwi Farms is dead."

Context:

https://archive.ph/CQxmE

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

"Says the person who would click 26 fire hydrants to call someone a nigger."

From this 4chan post:

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I think I accidentally redpilled some Indians.

Your granddaddy was just a poor excuse of a klansman, while mine was racist and still fucked black bitches.

 

[PhoBingas]

They are just upset that I can generate endless skeletons smoking cigars, and they can do nothing about it!