random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Be patient I have lurkism]

All major governments are working together to protect macaques and kill off 90% of the human population, they want macaques to populate 75% of the habitable places on the planet

The other 25% will be the elites having us as slaves working to feed the macaques

 

[Meat Target]

Patrick is a Pinocchio spin-off.

Every time he lies or throws a bitchfit at someone online he gains a few pounds.

 

[Foxxo]

then you can buy them and feel only mild chame

-- some guy with Audino in his name, in chat

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You will never have an impact on society if you go after those who have no impact on society.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I think this may be my favourite cow quote of all time:

 

[Meat Target]

Fool's women is an apt description of MtFs.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Two bodies isn't enough for me to read your manifesto. Sorry.

 

[Meat Target]

I burned my own face off once but it grew back.

 

[Table Country]

i crunched the numbers boys, and i keep getting 2+2=retarded

Ever see those mukbangs where they use dogs instead of people?

Kanye's will be done. The killings he ordered will continue until his Twitter ban is lifted.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Disney's crimes against humanity are on a scale much greater then some groyper whitening black Ariel's skin and calling Ariel's love interest, Prince Eric, a nigger lover.

Next year a teaspoon of my untarnished sperm will be worth more than 10 barrels of Russian oil.

gyrldique(TiM)

obviously it means I’m not a woman if I don’t want to be anally gangbanged whilst being strangled unconscious.

a white nationalist (named Martinez

I told some angry commie to "feel free to float to puerto rico on your cum encrusted fucksuit".

Which entitles me to a redneck ethnostate after surviving WWIII and trailerpark treblinka

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

half a fag Andy

I’m pretty sure he actually doesn’t give a fuck about the sandy hook kids and he is just happy that the court slapped Alex jones with a 1B fine

I can't believe I'd see the day where memes would unironically be part of a mass shooter manifesto.

One of these days I'll sit down and read all these lunatic manifestos, but today is not that day.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It’s very clearly the same thing as always- but the monstrously high definition of this particular image got me shook more so than usual.

He’s clearly standing there, very deliberately pulling a certain face and choosing a certain shot- we can flatten it down to classic AGP smirk jpg- but what does he, deep yet delicate flower (flour…? Floor?) artiste aesthete that he is, mean to say by this particular article of his inimitable aesthetic sensibility?

"You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you're registered for the draft."

I can still recall the indignant cries of "NEW YORK CITY?!" all these years later. As we are all enveloped by the nuclear fires, those will be the last neurons to go.

Showing your asshole to the world isn't freedom of speech.

There is more to life than being obsessed with genitalia.

Despite your hooting and hollering, good zookeepers keep filling the food bowls knowing the beasts they keep still bite like this from time to time. Faggot.

We tried unlimited coke, and it didn't work out.

I'm sure this will go over well with SCOTUS.

This is a circus, and I wanna see, once and for all, who can not only suck dick for cock, but who can TRULY suck cock for dick.

Otherwise...why are we all here?

That's my expression on a park bench at the playground. Unblinking. Pantless.

 

[Vott]

 

[Meat Target]

Jesus doesn't have time for your whiny bullshit, he has chronic masturbators to cure.

 

[Table Country]

I’m inside his house, pissing in his wife’s ass.

Urine for a surprise, child.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

nah i blatantly killed my grand parents with ignorance and being a pussy

its built off the Lucifarian bible which is my family's private bible

jesus life was more like a templar emperor , he had to fight for magdalene, assassinate many people, turn their lives into metaphor

 

[Meat Target]

Remember when Trump joked about nuking a hurricane to make it go away? This is that on crack, but unmistakably serious.

Whoever suggested such an idea needs to be beaten with thirty shoes for their idiocy.

 

[Cloacan]

it makes me so fucking mad that you can get arrested for giving a dog a handjob.

 

[Snekposter]

Then it was the CIA going "lol, look at this idiot general with unsecured comms. Hey Ukies, bomb here."

 

[Blackhole]

Ralph is not a figurehead he is a niggerhead because he wants to give niggers head.