random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Spud]

All male feminists are experts at rape.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Next they'll be looking for a Bedbug Sultan and a Cockroach Caliph.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"Don't try to out-smug me, champ."

"the woman said the justicewords that made the gamerboys have hurtbrain"

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

trying to cover up an extramarital ghost affair with alleged ghost rape

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Another pugnacious chav conflates obscenities with a dearth of education. What a fucking pity. Abnegate, or I shall troll you a second time.

Source

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

Nobody should have to wake up to learn that someone else used their name to make dozens of down syndrome posts

 

[PhoBingas]

Looks like Moloch wins again.

 

[Johnny Eastwood cash]

If I were gay, I’d have committed suicide out of shame

 

[Blackhole]

I TOO LIKE THE TYPE IN ALL CAPS. IT LETS PEOPLE KNOW I AM SERIOUS ABOUT SOMETHING AND NOT AT ALL MAD. WHY WOULD YOU THINK I WAS MAD?

What the fuck is nigger gravity and why would you defy it?

I have it on good authority that everyone on this site is a nigger.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

If infrastructural change and improvements comes from faggots trying to groom kids then I’m not sure how history books are going to write that one up.

I am simply expressing my lack of fucks.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I still attest that the greatest dating sim i've had the displeasure of encountering was the one where the leaders of the third reich got turned into anime girls.

Nigga, you don't need story, you've got faggy the dinosaur.

>I will kill your whole fugging family.
>Saying something autistic to a girl you just met.
>I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

I hate you for bringing Gargoyles into this but I also learned something from that. Most Gargoyles have six limbs. Most Gargoyles are insects.

Never thought furfag art would give me feels.

There's a great cosmic scale that measures the amount of seamen jerked off to specific characters.

The Great Dying was when an earthquake happened in the Atlantic and released so much methane gas that it wiped out 98% of species.

Zero human or outside force involvement, the earth can fucking kill itself by ripping a big fart.

How awesome would it have been if he blew James Norton's head off with a shotgun while dressed as a Fed Ex driver? "Remember me, punk? I'm the guy who you said the chicken crossed the road because it didn't wanna have sex with me!" BLAM.

I look forward to your no doubt petulant and outraged response ignoring every point I have made.

If Patrick Tomlinson can get laid, you can get laid too. Don't give up, friends.

Yes RT Subreddit staff, this is racism, please note it.

Oh, no. OH, NO! The fabric of space-time has been split! The universe is starting to implode! Impossible conundrums WILL OCCUR!
Superman (197 will meet Superman (Man of Steel) for beers!
Hecklers will heckle Hecklers on the next season of Mystery Science Theater 3000!
Xena will meet Buffy Sommers in a brand new comic book!
Robotech will be rebooted and lead to an all new series of LAWSUITS between Harmony Gold and the current owners of Battletech!
WHAT AWFUL SHAPE WILL THIS NEW UNIVERSE TAKE?!?!

EDIT: Apologies for the bizarre, impromptu spergout

Incel who don’t turn into trannies are what I like to call Wincels. Still sexless but at least they got working equipment.

The BDSM gear makes the secondhand embarrassment hurt even more for those degenerates that buys this

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I'd love to fight for free speech and against the tyranny of payment processors, but I don't know how to help in this scenario other than find some adult big-booby cartoon lady and jerk off to something moderately wholesome.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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Illregardless.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

The media will create hit pieces regardless of what Nick or Ye say but giving them ammo like "I like Hitler" is bad optics and I don't it's the right message.

Ethan Ralph is probably a better example of 100-115.

 

[Stormer_1]

Are you serious? UGH all these grifting lying faggots are really getting to me.

Jesus christ just put on a dress and jerk off like a normal degenerate.

at least troon out right you stupid fucking nigger

We need to run a train on that burger boiling oaf. He is an aimless heretic.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

both of these retards are washed-up grifters with absolutely zero swag

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Beware of posts typed by Leaf hands.

Somehow got into a big clit filled rabbit hole on reddit last night.

I'm pretty sure I can make out the Virgin Mary hiding underneath that "clitoral hood".

The clit falling off is akin to a lizard dropping its tail when it’s spooked.

"Best cover band at the Iowa Music Awards" is a level of damning with faint praise that I could never hope to achieve.

At the heart of every tranny is a man who really, really hates women.

This site is never getting unblocked in Russia.

 

[Meat Target]

Pokemon encourages cockfighting and child endangerment.

If you asked the man to make some toast for breakfast, he'd come back three days later carrying a bag full of croutons soaked in piss.

Because two babes making out is cool to look at. Quit being a fag.

Don't speak Japanese at me nerd

 

[Johnny Eastwood cash]

remember kids, if you laugh at someone or disagree with them you are an alog!

 

[ASeabear8952]

"I'M SORRY FOR USING CURSE WORDS IN CHURCH BUT I DON’T HAVE ANOTHER WORD FOR OBAMA YET”

(Seriously anything in that post could be random.txt)