random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The few, the proud, the shitposters.

God I fucking hate people who type out "y'all" and its variations. I won't talk about people who say it out loud, but people who type it deserve to be fucking shot. No Southerner types like because those hicks are practically illiterate, and can't type a contraction without having a brain aneurysm, which leaves niggers and nigger-wannabes, both of which are absolutely insufferable in their own ways. No, Dayquan, just because you type things like "y'all" doesn't mean you're special, you're just being a fucking attention-seeking nigger with your ebonics, and nobody in their right mind cares about how "you wuz kangz an sheeeeit". And as for you fucking soyboy faggot fucks typing "y'all" everywhere trying to larp as fucking niggers so you can show Tyrone because you want him to let you prep him for your wife, you're not a nigger, you will never be a nigger, and you should just kill yourself, and spare the rest of us your cucked opinons because nobody cares what you think whether or not you use fake ebonics for your nigger cred.

"Bish, youz fixin kids dumdumb no good, imma be whoopdiedoo swiggitty dee fancy in ma new suit erryone look at me, i aint no nigga no more".

Go outside Jannie,the grass misses you. Also where the fuck could I buy a tricorn hat in the central valley?

Someone get me a musket and a tricorn hat, I volunteer for a show and tell they'll never forget.

OK, I've been listening to some interviews Administrative Result has recently given and in them, Admin mentions being anti-coomer/anti-porn in terms of thinking guys should not indulge in porn due to how addictive and mind warping it it.

And yet..... Administrative Results himself dresses like he came off the set of a gay BDSM film. He wears a daddy dom hood over his face which, I know was from when he was hiding his identity as a cop when he first started making videos and all. But still.... this combined with his soft daddy dom whispering to the camera during the talking head bigs, his idea of "people watching his videos on the toilet" (IE jerking off to his videos) plus the fact that he and Garand Thumb openly have a sort of queer baiting double act they do whenever they collaborate on videos together. Hell, he even got Tactical Considerations to dress up and cosplay as a dumb Russian himbo in a similar daddy dom mask and did an episode recently where he and his staff were giving each other massages and other homoerotic stuff.

I love watching Admin's stuff, but I wonder if there is a huge amount of cognitive dissonance within him between about how many people are watching his videos for gun stuff and how many are watching to jerk off to his masked visage while he whispers seductively into the camera about how he's OK with them "watching him on the toilet" and asking people to ask for a "hug and a kiss" when they buy stuff from his sponsors. Because it's clear he's at the very least, tacitly pandering to those who jerk off to his videos as softcore "gun" porn.

Just remember, calling any group "a pack of niggers" is gender neutral too.

This is so fucking annoying. I’ll never forget being in a liberal part of London and hearing a ya’ll. I think cultural appropriation is mostly bullshit, but I make an exception here.

there are many disaffected baristas out there who weren't able to make a go of it with their whatever-studies degree who go back to school to get their English teaching credential.

He looks like Sam Elliott cosplaying as David Bowie.

Hey Johnny do you have autism

Even shit requires you to eat and squeeze your sphincter muscles. This is just filth.

Then the crazy bitch buried her pos dog alongside the neigborhood road and decorated the grave with gaudy trash and solar lights for all to see. Twas quite a gloriously trashy lil memorial.

weeks later the cops came with guns looking for her. Dont know what the crazy bitch did or who called the cops but apparently she hid out until after the cop left. Then she dug up her dead dog and fled

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Responding to a munchie with "lol, you're in so much 'pain,' why don't you kys" seems more like KF's department than the government of Canada's, but what do I know?

 

[Table Country]

You can teach a unicorn to say the n word if you manage to find one.

He goes on and on about troons and some New Zealand farm, and when you ask him what he does for a living he starts talking about keffals, which must be some sort of middle eastern dish.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Fuck toxic "compassion."

 

[Meiwaku]

Please remove this information, this is doxxing. It's not right. I don't want my address posted on here.


I'm asking Null to remove this thread as I didn't expect you guys to outright doxx me. I don't want my personal information up online. :/

I thought you wanted an honest opinion on your art

Now you're accusing us of murder

It was just shoe on foot. it wasn't wam bam thank you Ma'am. We never even kissed. They are morons that think "Oh she touched a penis with her foot." is penetration. THIS is what I mean by how STUPID they are.

Everyone's calling me a prostitute for shoe on body part. it's actually considered a Fetish.

God bless Null for making cyberbullying accessible to everyone, regardless of their race, gender or ability.

Nonsense. Developmentally stunted female art spergs are some of the most precious livestock on the farms.

You do know the Hitler thing was me hallucinating right? Something I CAN'T control?

...DO I NEED TO SCAR YOU ALL WITH MY VAGINA PICS AGAIN?

dude.

that's not my only diagnoses.

I'm also AUTISTIC.

It's your fault this thread exists. Check out who made the first post! That's you! Good job!

IF ANY OF YOU WOULD NOT LIKE CERTAIN INFORMATION THAT IS PRIVATE PUT ON KIWI FARMS.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OPENLY ASK ME FOR IT?

SERIOUSLY..?

TAKE MY ADVICE!

please don't egg the local retard on to post nudes smdh

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

By failing to separate the anonymous cowardly troll demons from real people in the comments section @youtube and other SM platforms are enabling sadistic Machiavellian psychopaths and narcissists

Courtesy of @Gaunt King Ithan Rilph from this tweet.

Since I'm drunk enough, do people here give a fuck as to why I like pegging?

I was blindly intoxicated and she picked me up saying "I'm worried about you" and she raped me

From the legendary drunken @Punished Snigger molestation power level rant in Gunt Chat that I posted about here.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Courtesy of @Gaunt King Ithan Rilph from this tweet.




From the legendary drunken @Punished Snigger molestation power level rant in Gunt Chat that I posted about here.

I miss @Punished Snigger. It was always a delight to hear about his tales of anal sodomy, and how older women are somehow better.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Lieutenant Verkramp enlists the help of a female psychiatrist to provide the police garrison with aversion therapy, with the aim of stopping them from fraternising with black girls. However, this goes horribly awry and turns the town's entire police force into homosexuals.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

It was always a delight to hear about his tales of anal sodomy, and how older women are somehow better.

@The Last Stand is 1/2 of those things, so not all is gone.

Nic Cage is worth like 20 people, 5 of them at least sneed to be top tier glowniggers, 7 if normal glowniggers.

I’m a big fan of Nic Cage too. Happy to see how much love he gets here.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

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[Shard]

Those dirty Jews, being made out of atoms! Not like my pure Aryan brothers who only exist in the Platonic realm of forms.

 

[Table Country]

Thon Paddy Tamlinson's a fat cunt an ah widnae dae him.

My first thought was, he lied in every word
That fat retard, eating pepperoni pies

Just know that if you see Shinji standing over a hospital bed, you should probably leave the theater.

We are beyond funny, we’re well into nothing matters.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Kiwi Farms doesn’t have plants, it has the occasional idiot who decides to climb into the monkey exhibit at the zoo and start throwing his own feces at the monkeys.

 

[Meiwaku]

When Thomas Jefferson founded America he had this shit in mind. The indominatable human spirit and the desire to spread seed across the Earth. Which is why he had a bajillion milk chocolate children

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I'd like to dedicate this award to my orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton. - some random kid with a Tommy Wiseau-esque accent at The Game Awards, who then got arrested afterwards

 

[NerdShamer]

please don't project denial of your own psychosexual imbalances at me.

I'm a heterosexual and monogamous hermaphrodite who was mutilated in infancy and sexually violated several times a year by the surgeon until he finally ran off on my mother's best friend with his scrub nurse. . Between the ages of 13 and 25, men either wanted to beat me or fuck me and no one man was ever able to beat me or fuck me.
One of the hardest parts of upholding the golden rule is not to give back in kind to a sexist fascist slattern like this who refuses to respect my gender and then is going to try to excoriate me for vulgar insults. you're arrogant, ignorant punks in competition with everything and everybody

Seriously @Null this deserves to be immortalized

But probably not this, though

 

[Gog & Magog]

Stop just accepting propaganda about the nazis. They did indeed have a euthanasia program for a time. Euthanasia was popular across the world at the time and still has merit. It was discontinued due to public clamour. None of this meant just any sperg was put down. It was mostly mercy killing. Something we can all agree is a necessity.

 

[Shard]

I'd like to dedicate this award to my orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton. - some random kid with a Tommy Wiseau-esque accent at The Game Awards, who then got arrested afterwards
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Why’d he get arrested?

 

[Pissmaster]

Big ups to NIGGERBLASTER9000

Congratulations NIGGERBLASTER9000, our latest Steam Deck winner!

 

[Conquistador]

"I occasionally watch gay porn but never for jerking off. Gay porn gives me the same type of enjoyment as watching animals mate on nature docs. Gay porn has never made me nut."
some wise anon on 4chan