random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aunt Carol]

I was thinking about this when I was grocery shopping very recently, and it got me so angry that I was literally Mad at The Produce (MATP).

He could get jacked and be 3% bodyfat, and his head would still be enormous. You cannot do cardio for head bloat.

 

[valis]

I'd like to see this fat fuck go to Texas and talk his shit about beans.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

If Halal threads were stocks, I'd call @Don't Tread on Me a speculative buy.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

Did you know that there are kiwi right wing death farmers right outside your place, right now!?

You can't reason with someone with a Hollywood education on the Third Reich.

Language! This is a good, God fearing, Christian board.

"Evil preaches tolerance until is dominant, then it tries to silence good."

“When I am Weaker Than You, I ask you for Freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am Stronger than you, I take away your Freedom Because that is according to my principles.”​

― Frank Herbert

 

[Table Country]

I don't think I can resist anally raping white people anymore. I have a problem.

ACKchewally, they're called pinto beans, so anything you make with them would be a small car with a propensity for exploding.

Child.

The fuse in my coffee machine blew up today and I looked up the brand, it was made in Israel. I think the Jews are trying to assassinate me.

 

[Meiwaku]

He's like a black Keanu Reeves. No, he's the black Insane Clown Posse. He's black though, for sure.

Kanye.mp4

I am not bipolar. I am not having an episode, but I may be slightly autistic.

I can use my autistic army, I'm on the spectrum at least slightly, or so I am told.

"Every president's been Jewish since 1948" Wack100: "I'm speechless on that one."

Some Kanye ones^

His mother's pussy is complete trash, your honor.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I'm shocked by the lack of foam.

I boxed, wresled, and lifted at a young age and that gave me a shredded body at 14, and I was popular with all the milfs.. They couldn't help it that my arms, abs, and chest were greek-god-like

why is it so massive and so low down?

Fake screams aside, it’s filthy (oh, you’re not supposed to clean it, a vagina is self-cleaning!), it’s a hole, and there’s a thatch of foul hair growing around it that’s perfectly male.

Foul looking, filthy things, and I don’t mean that in a conservative preacher wife kind of way.

Their hands were tied (he tied them), he had too much baggage.

serial luggage thief and likely stolen underwear masturbator

you know how when hot dogs start going bad they get slimy, it might just be that

 

[Aunt Carol]

Even a gold digger goes through the effort of fucking and marrying old men to avoid other manual labor.

"bitch, get back in the fucking kitchen, or you deserve to get raped by trannies" is not the phrase from someone who seeks a healthy and loving relationship.

 

[speedweed]

Your balls are gone. Your cock is an inverted surgical wound you must forcibly keep open daily. Your inverted cock is not a self-cleaning vagina so you must wash out the acculumated hair, lint, and deadskin - toe jam but inside you - on a regular basis. Your colon might be leaking into your penis-hole. You have fucked up your body's endocrine system by injecting horsepiss to the point it will never function on its own again.

And to top it off you have a shitty MPB undercut.

TFW

"Cyberdildonics", fucking LOL

They aren't a punk band. A real punk band would have changed their name to White Niggers.

Kiwifarms users try not to use slurs in a kids game challenge (impossible)

You can't rape the willing.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Also fuck you Xenforo I win! Can't stop me replying you fucking forum.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The chap who opened a Maid Café in Toronto must truly understand what the Ayds weightloss candy crew went through in the 80s.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

But but but, I like having autism now!

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

this is report of the week.. fooood revieeww
*thud thud thud*
this chicken sandwich isn't the only thing packing heat
*bang*
my day is ruined

Don't fuck with Reviewbrah, he's already dressed for the funeral.
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[Aunt Carol]

tfw the wifi at the plasma place blocks KF

 

[Brett DeLawyer]

Never thought I'd see somebody tell somebody else to oranguhang themself

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

I'm unreasonably upset that Stitch has a horse dick

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

I swear to you, even in 2017 when I created this account with this username, I was able to tolerate trannies. Weird, but whatever.

I literally cannot stand these loathsome creatures anymore. They bring my piss to a boil.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

He's never been near a naked woman in the first place, maybe he could ask his e-girlfriend to mail him a turd.

 

[Aunt Carol]

"An house divided cannot stand, unless an wizard comes along and fixes everything."

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Real men dance at the urinal milking their flatworms and sing them lullabies.