random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

"if you fucked 100 fat chicks for $100/ea you'd have to fuck 3 fat chicks a day every day"

josh (@josh@poa.st)

@MadDog23 if you fucked 100 fat chicks for $100/ea you'd have to fuck 3 fat chicks a day every day

chudbuds.lol

 

[Sprate Header]

my nipples explode with delight

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I've had social media accounts in the past, and let me tell you they were not called Racism (Nigger).

I helped bring down a schizophrenic subreddit where the moderators were allowing posters to hurt animals and laugh about it. I protect the innocent.

yeah i'm something of a old grizzled 4chan oldfag veteran myself you know i was making all the hot ragecomics back in 2008 and hacking scientology with anonymous then in 2012 i did slenderman videos on youtube and minecraft let's plays i also was jacking off to mlp 24/7 i was top kekistani general /pol/ during 2016 gamergate you know those feminazis got so triggered during the tumblr raid i browse /gif/ everyday for fresh sissy content i turned gay i like little boys now like all the 4channers it ain't easy but you have to fit in you know i post on /r9k/ 20 times a day since 2019 i screenshot every greentext, BBC, Cuck thread, tranny thread ever posted on /b/ it takes up around 4 tb of data i have a collection of hard drives solely dedicated to that purpose i have no name since i am an anon but i was on 4chan since the beggining do not fuck with me you poser niggers cannot do shit i was on the site since day one i know moot i recieved many handjobs and sloppy toppies from him personally as a loyalty program something you newfags woudn't know shit about

The Joel David Thomas thread has had a ton of great shit coming out of it lately.

 

[Sheogorath]

bro how the fuck is that gonna fit on there

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

bro how the fuck is that gonna fit on there

it could probably be shortened to something like

i have no name since i am an anon but i was on 4chan since the beggining do not fuck with me you poser niggers cannot do shit i was on the site since day one i know moot i recieved many handjobs and sloppy toppies from him personally as a loyalty program something you newfags woudn't know shit about

though there are some longer random.txt entries, im specifically thinking of the terry davis one about the bird and the monitor

 

[Aunt Carol]

@Sprate Header "My nipples explode with delight" is a Python quote, from the sketch "Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook."

 

[Wallace]

"The worst part it's that I also have schizophrenia, when I forget my medication the walls misgender me and I also cry."

 

[My Name is Ed]

I know EXACTLY what the word means.
You sir are a bully,
and i, sir, dont like bullies

 

[Pissmaster]

Sometimes you just gotta ask yourself, what would Jesus do? Would Jesus get a sex change operation surgery?

No. Jesus would not.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Chelsea committed an amateur mistake by suicide baiting on a holiday weekend.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I will never stop laughing at faggots who make shitty YouTube videos acting like it's some kind of reliable way of making a living

 

[MrJokerRager]

I was really bored once, but I just played Call of Duty for several days straight. Never crossed my mind to get high and fuck a teenager.

 

[Sprate Header]

"I have a lolcow addiction withdrawal"

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Yeah, I sweep up doubleposts and one-word posts for free. But at least I don't collect children's mutilated body parts like a reddit mod.

 

[Frostnipped Todger]

The Kali Yuga is for friends.

 

[Meat Target]

If only someone would give me millions of dollars to shitpost. It would be the greatest shitposting in human history. Everyone would be triggered. Everyone would be pwned. It would be magnificent.

 

[Still Exceptional]

Therefore, I conclude the Civil Rights Movement to be racist and demand its immediate repeal.

 

[Elim Garak]

Electric? Not 'Murican enough. Goddammit I want my troon dicks gas powered or I don't want any goddam troons at all!
And I ain't talking no cop out pussified "good-for-the-environment" gas dongs, if we're gonna make these powered robo-dongs, I'm talking V-8 Detroit Built Gas-Dongs! Yessir!

 

[Hybrid Hubris]

Having an urge to look at furry porn every once and a while hardly warrants death threats and cancellation by dumb normies in my opinion

 

[Zero Day Defense]

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COPE.