random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Particle Bored]

"I hold a monopoly on something that should be a human right."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU8Mh763rTs&t=2129s

 

[Stormer_1]

Oh... they played around with sex toys and slapped each other for whatever reasons? wow.... truly riveting content guys, 10/10 absolutely something you CANNOT miss out on!

 

[Canopus The Brilliant]

"Welcome to the political war corner, enjoy your stay."

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

The Alice Rape video was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Shut the fuck up cucks I’m doing some gollum maxing by eating raw fish and stalking midgets.

 

[Aunt Carol]

last time Dahmer cheated with Michael Jackson. MJ was permanently ousted from the ghost harem (although my take is that she wanted to distance herself from the Child Grooming that she had done) as punishment for cheating on Staph with Dahmer and making Dahmer cheat on Staph.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

and they try so hard to belittle and diminish what I do on here by using lame ass terms like "lolcow" "lolcow" lolcow my nuts in your mouth, how about that.

 

[Lights]

Autists don't deserve respect, I mean he's fallen for the same banana in the tail pipe as Chris Chab

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Meigh used to put that foreskin in her mouth and suck the smegma out of his oversized turtleneck.

 

[Meat Target]

It's important to note that these guys are all literally redditors. They still go on reddit and post stuff on their site from reddit and talk about how reddit is totally gay. They didn't start on their current site, they started on reddit. R E D D I T. Sure, they're still trolling, I guess. But reddit is so fucking gay at this point it's like having gay sex as a bit. It just makes you gay too.

 

[RACISM]

A tragedy in two acts.

Big reason I created chase was to make friends

But people are sending me death threats because of this thread

 

[Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6]

This one looks like Mr. Bean trooned out after 4 rounds of chemo.

 

[Table Country]

Farmer exploring Nazi Germany history, finds that a Dictatorial regime that only got in power due to violence and instability, and after not long started a world wide war that destroyed Europe for decades, wasn't actually based and wholesome.

Luigi: Fedposting should be taken seriously! It could legitimately get you incarcerated and put you behind bars if you're not careful with your words online!

Mario: HEY PAIZANO, YOU WANNA LEARN HOW TO MAKE A BOMB AND PISS OFF A LOT OF GAY PEOPLE???

Wake uP
The kiwiFArns isnt reaL
coMe bacK

Nigga you are 41 years old. You should finish filling out your AARP membership and immediately jump into a wood chipper.

I don't know what form my True Savior would come to me as, but, I'm pretty sure, nay, 100% sure, he won't come to me in the guise of a fucking banker offering me a loan.

 

[Richard Cheese]

“Goddess I’m gay for this fish”

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

A dung smeared circus tent is the right habitat for a clown prostitute.

Lol relax this is fucking hilarious. This is why I love Kevin so much. He just Kevins around being a useless sack of shit and letting the world know how useless he is. The most important person in the world to him - his dom, who provides food and shelter for him - is going to the hospital, and all Kevin wants to do is play with toys, watch my little pony, get stoned, and stick his pinkie finger in his amhole.

He might accidentally therapize himself for his anger issues, or this may be the start of the 'Unabomber but dumb' arc.

Is sleeping by oneself a punishment or reward?

I’m not sure how farming or alpaca farming works, are they supposed to do this? Is this normal?

I don't know, guys.. A motivated troon can probably bury half an alpaca a day, two days a week with frequent dilation breaks. I'm not denying that some alpacas died but six million? I'm just asking question.

To think that these assholes drive around armed with guns to ensure no one threatens the sanctity of their animal starvation camp.

I clicked the feature on the front page because I thought "Alpacawitz" was going to turn out to be a fat little autistic man obsessed with Rainbow Brite comic books, or something (am drunk).

Truly, the Farms are the unseen hand of the devil.

Penny cannot be the George Floyd of lunatic men in dresses.

Listen you fuck, no one with any sense is disputing there wasn't a coordinated effort by the Government of the Third Triech to confine Alpacas, or that they weren't acting on the published brief "A final solution to the Go-fund-me problem". We're just questioning the number of Alpacas that were killed at Alpacaschwitz as the published/commonly repeated number is too high to be realistic given the economic capabilities of the Tranch. There's also some room to question if starvation and neglect were the initial intent, or if that just became necessary when their plans to expand their desertification program to the territory next door failed and food rationing was put in place for anyone who wasn't Penny or one of Penny's pets.

There were sheep and ducks also housed at the death ranch, but no one accuses Tranch leadership of trying to exterminate them.

Am hole odor masks the stink of rotting alpacas.

The floor is covered and soaked in catpiss. The catpiss will kill the maggots.

How is this more unsettling than full amputee fetish

If magic is real why can't all of these trannies use it to change themselves into women?

What's next, Teen Vogue? Fingerpainting with your own faeces?

But how am I supposed to fill the void inside and distract myself from hearing my own thoughts?!

OH GUYS! GUYS! NIGHTCOURT IS BACK!!

Does anyone know where I can buy the old Nightcourt on DVD while I wait for the ones to be released on Blu-ray?!



Swedish car enthusiasts attacked you for not supporting Nintendo?!

There’s a story here and I want to hear it!

 

[Meat Target]

That image made me impotent.

Start making your workstation out of cake. Wear cake. Identify as cake. Fatties deserve no mercy.

You don't HAVE to inhale a nearby cake, fatass.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I've seen kiwis trash niggos for the colour of their skin one second, only to give trannies and flamers asspats for being one of the "good ones" the next

 

[Bionicle of War]

The day AI starts making gore sonic art I'm fucked

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

So many salami sandwiches. Probably like 50 in the past month.

Watching how this has escalated from weird schizoposter -> alog -> Henry's new idol -> dog-slaughtering Satanist over the course of about a week has certainly been an experience.

Confirmation that they got the cheapest Elvis wedding package.

My Japanese friend Hoshi sent me this meme, are you jealous yet Kiwis?

this is neither a diary nor a group therapy session, this is a thread for sympathising with a mutilated brain damaged eunuch and cyberbullying his retarded brother

Friends, romans, niggerfaggots, lend me your tophats, because I'm absolutely fucking MATI.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

me at 11 seeing a video of 15 african niggers raping both ends of a bisected white female tourist: back to paper mario i guess
jannies: oh wow i read a description of something fucked up and now i can't function in society