random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Hitman One]

What is one more massgrave?

The alpacowitz survivors will be "rehomed" in the dirt

The troons live but the poor animals die. It's not fair.

 

[NoReturn]

"AM POLE"

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

It's niggerslang and they hecking love niggers.

The woman says "no! no! no!", but the consent accident enjoying snow leopard hears "Mow! Mow! Mow!"

 

[BlancoMailo]

Drex had to sex this girl because she would've been sold into sex slavery????

Clearly I know nothing about the BDSM world (which is rife with manslaughter apparently) but this sounds completely insane.

 

[NoReturn]

I've never seen a fursuit with Down's syndrome before

Context:

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

On some podcast before the tranny panic I heard about silicone butt babies mostly targeted at the AGP kink crowd for birthing "scenes". They're dishwasher safe!

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

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[Laughter from observers].

Transcript of a witness for a troon kids charity, Mermaids, taking a gay rights charity to court.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"I don't give a fuck." *posts 10 paragraphs*

"Yeah mom, I'm moving back home with my two wifes and ... Josie."

Thanks, I didn't need to eat the rest of this chocolate filled donut I was snacking on.

Don't forget to try the Tenacious Unicorn Bakery's ookie cookies with special frosting

I hope the anime adaptation comes out soon, i can't wait to binge it

What a wild fucking RimWorld save. Next time let's not install the tranny mod.

Anal Prolapse has occurred.

Don't fret, for the end of something retarded is always the beginning of something else that is equally, if not more retarded.

I wish vocal training worked like trannies think it does. I'd love to train myself to have the voice of Tony Jay.

YO
HELICOPTERS LANDIN'
ALPACAS COMIN' ABOARD,
US MARINES GONNA RESCUE THE ALPACAS
FROM TRAN RANCH

They call that the mexican handshake

 

[Pedophobe]

your mama's so fat she can only be weighed at the science museum

 

[Arianne Chan]

Ratios won't make you a woman

By Lauren Southern, to Lucas Roberts "Keffals"

 

[BlancoMailo]

Have you read your wiki page, hypocrites? Laughable.

Context.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Christ, it’s the Four Strawmen of the Transactivists: Meth, Pigskin, Whore and Flatulence.

 

[Tard Whisperer]

DON'T ASK QUESTIONS! JUST BUTCHER PENIS!

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Nuremsperg Trials

Buddy have to you seen what they did to their cocks?

I grow plants for a living. I can't wait for Spotted Cucumber Beetle to wreck their shit alongside aphids because they couldn't get their IPM game good.

Sic semper tyroonis

Tenacious no longer. DSP's empire outlives another

that is the power of vagina in a house filled with incels.

When you give a monkey a gun and the monkey shoots someone do you blame the monkey?

At least the trans lifeline shit made other trannies suffer instead of innocent animals.

The only feasible solution to get any profit is to just kill all the alpacas. If I were the tranchers I'd do multiple livestreams over time complete with helmet gopro and take donations while (humanely) fragging the miserable animals. "If we reach a hundred dollars this stream I'll see how many calves the 50 cal can go through." would be a hell of a seller. Having meat fridges full of alpaca meat could also spark alpaca-food cooking videos similar to OrdinarySausage's gimmick.
Then again not being a retarded tranny is probably why I can be creative with my depravity.

If you haven't gruesomely murdered some poor animals yet you've definitely jerked off to thoughts of doing it.

Karl would come here to announce he is done responding, but he knows I will call him fat, which fills him with girlish dread!

it's girl balls to the walls and my HRT is magic.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I am a biological man! Sorry to mislead!

 

[Shard]

Goddamn it why does every forum and message board descend into arguing about gifs

 

[Computer Guardian]

Fuck man… Imagine that there’s a real good chance that Jazz has never actually experienced a boner.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

You forgot to add "all while tearfully beating off."

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Chantal has caused this

 

[Johnny Salami]

"Come on down to Crazy Timmy's Beanie Bar and Strip Club where you can get a special brap dance from the one and only Sour Patch Lyds."