random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

He looks like smells faintly of rotten onions and stale chicken mcnuggets.

He looks like he smells of a wild boar that had a threescome with a Duran fruit and a turd, then died.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

all bets r off i am king and gonna inseminate the queen

 

[.T.N.U.C]

WAY TO NAME ANOTHER THREAD ABOUT ME BUT THIS TIME I CANT EVEN REPLY IN IT EXCELLENT POSTING AS USUAL FROM YOU RETARDS AS YOU TRY YOUR HARDEST TO BE FUNNY AND CORRECT ABOUT ANYTHING AND FAIL FUCKING IDIOTS WAY TO NAME IT ABOUT A LIE TOO I NEVER PAID ANYONE A DIME FUCKING IDIOTS YOU ARE THE PAYPIGS

LOWEST IQ STAFF AND USERS BY FAR CONGRATULATIONS

YOU STUPID BASTARDS TAG ME IN SHIT JUST TO BAN ME WHEN I TELL YOU THE TRUTH WHICH YOU DINT WANT TO HEAR BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU CRY

...you don't have shit going for you as a person you've never done shit you've never fought someone one on one like a man you've probably never even had your first kiss yet even though you are so old you can't ride off insurance anymore

Another day another racist nigger allowed on platform I'm not allowed on and they wonder why I refused to go to college and contribute to this country in a meaningful way

 

[Useful_Mistake]

zzzz u guys r gay

my privledge levels with k8 have increased to "how do ur pussy smell today" "use descriptive language"

 

[stupid frog]

We doxxed your soil two years ago, read the fucking thread and learn something.

 

[Moral Decay]

Obviously he made the correct choice, but in Greek culture there is no graver dishonor than voluntarily having sex with a woman

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

My only request that I humbly ask of all of you is to please try to tag me in whatever abominations you create, so that I may laugh.

I can't tell if you edited this or not. Assuming you did, it's biazzare how naturally they fit into Nuremberg trial photos.

small price to pay to literally never be wrong about anything ever

 

[Spud]

Not that I'm capable of that, I'm morbidly obese.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Maybe Mormons and Galactic Confederates should form an anti troon alliance led by Commander Tom Cruise. That would be something.

 

[Hitman One]

normal people don’t have Kiwi Farms account

I have a Kiwi Farms account but I do not watch tranny porn.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Stop trying to bully the janny jfc

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Yeah but is it really gay if it's self-suck?

I don't trust any god that doesn't have a huge cock he can easily self-suck.
Either he lacks the power to do it or isn't man enough to admit it.

At face value, putting in effort with a woman to stick your penis in her vagina is not gay.

From what I’ve gathered, you buy a plot of land, it’s yours. Where I need to go through the city to get building permits to build a rape dungeon on the property that I “own” in the US, you can do whatever the fuck you want in Austria.

You built your life on coom and lies. Now you reap what you sowed.

Sometimes i want to go to my local walmart, which is in a violent ghetto and crawl onto the top of the stacked paper towels (which niggers use to sop the grape drank from their airbag lips) and shout out the word nigger and as the mob approaches to kill me i out stretch my arms, begin to spin, and propel myself into the air, through the roof and into heaven where the only black people are sweet and autistic.

If you claim to be a fan of The Dead and you aren't cultivating your own weed in the flowing purple mane of the unicorn that escaped from one of your trips, then you're probably a fed who forgot they were undercover.

Well, Burgenland is great nonetheless.

Maybe the glowies can see the light after this experience.

How many Weimars are we on right now, on the Weimar scale?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

https://kiwifarms.st/members/not-sword-fighter-super.21928/

You want me in your butt admit it, admit it !

 

[Meat Target]

Go masturbate to car crashes and get out of my sight.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I had to fire up my Dell Dimension 2400 to pull this classic meme off the 10GB hard drive, which has been stuffed to the gills with pirated movies, music, and early 2000s MILF porn.

 

[Larry Potterfield]

age 15
they/them

Was it your father or your uncle?

 

[Blackhole]

Maybe it should be a lower case p... Cause they're into minors.

I am absolutely fine with people who call themselves pansexuals being mistaken for pedophiles.
EDIT: I seem to have upset some pansexuals, who did not realise the full implications of choosing an identity that implies that they are attracted to everyone.

how do you write all your posts and then think "yeah this is good enough" and click the button to send it

I feel like he's somewhere near me because it's been feeling a lot fatter recently outside

Fake Alphas talk and grift about it
Real Alphas just do it.

Such a simple lesson, but so few learned it....

Why are you writing a collage essay with graphs like this is Childfucking Justification 201: Advanced Arguments?

Why are you deep diving into kiddy diddler lore and pouring over the ancient chomo scrolls? What the fuck is wrong with you?

I heckin' love telecom companies bending over backwards for a miniscule demographic of mentally ill people that might genuinely completely cease to exist some day just like the lobotomy.

This made me cringe so hard, I lost six inches of height and my dick fell off.

They got him a literal Barbie pouch. Good god.

"I INVENTED THE FUCKING BULLYING WOMEN GAME ONLINE, I'M FUCKING GAMERGATE I'VE BEEN AROUND SINCE BEFORE ALL THIS SHIT EVER STARTED, DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING TO!?"

"hello pasta spaghetti do you have any fat retards in your ICU and if so can you get pictures of their broken bodies? gracias and arivederci"

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

"It should be us doing the raping!"

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Remember to spay and neuter your autists.

 

[JustSomeDong]

This is the new frontier, of assmad artists who don't understand the tech at all demanding we hobble AI to protect their ability to draw white women buying wonder bread.