random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Not a chance retard. I already spend 15 cents feeding the slave children who sew together my emoji socks and anime plushes. Do you think I'm made of money?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Hate speech is fairly regular. Hitler memes are loved unironically. What started as funny Jew jokes are just now straight-up hate and no one says boo.

 

[Meat Target]

I wonder if dealing with Brianna Wu is a hazing ritual for rookie FBI agents yet.

 

[Local Fed]

I have six months of food stockpiled. I will eat that and then I will eat all of you.

Heard on the Riverside County "accountability" stream, as directed at a cop in riot gear: "Don't look at me like that - I'm a podcaster!"

oh no, not the nigger-word

I'm stealing this quote to submit to the random_text.txt file.

You want to train an AI to speak like Null, you need to teach it to just barely speak English.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Jesus, look at that bacon glisten.

They also appear to smoke joints rather than out of a bowl/bong, which is very wasteful.

edited grammar to excerpt

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Can't quote due to the size of the post

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/aella-...k-redverse-apostate-slick-knowingless.144410/

She's getting dragged away by the gnomes. Her facial expression is exaggerated, attempting to hide the absurdity of a woman being dragged away by gnomes several sizes smaller than her.

 

[Pedophobe]

You would have to be literally braindead-level retarded to get yourself sued by a lolcow.

The idiot is taking hentai for biology.

 

[The Legend 27]

"You have been banned for the following reason: If you want to disrespect an entire population like that, go to 4chan."

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

I hope his balls are ok.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

She said it was attempted sexual assault, but that isn't what happened! Now, I'm not saying that while I was asleep in the same bed as her that I didn't have an erection and that I didn't touch her. What I'm saying is erections happen sometimes...

 

[Gentlebastard]

Also, and may Allah forgive me for saying this, that kid has the troon hump.

What a lovely way to spend the last chapter of your life, basically running a troon frat house. What could go wrong?

SHIT. It's SHIT. You're spending your paycheck on GARBAGE.

I cannot imagine the horror that is going to be visited on these unsuspecting people.

I hope someday you finish your cabinet, soldier.

Uncle Sam suit taps random people on the shoulder and whispers "It's cataract time, bitch."

Name one Cuban blind person. You cannot.

Another victory for Marxist-Leninist healthcare.

Becoming a women requires losing the ability to drive and staying in the kitchen but you get to be a sex object. This is an entirely healthy view of women and in no way indicates a deviant fetish.

Don't get drunk and self-wax, either. And don't ask me how I know not to do that.

I wonder if they would still be interested if they saw her smeared in shit and with a dog mounting her stupid ass.

I guess I can live with the fact that America is getting one waddle closer to the pig people in Spirited Away every day.

I would say thank goodness he just became this sort of whackjob instead of the kind you see on true crime TV specials, but it's probably too soon to tell on that.

It's not good optics when you google "tenacious unicorn" and have 3 of the 6 top results implicate abuse and a cult.

Average tranny: "Everything hurts, I have no immune system and my ax wound keeps getting infected. Capitalism has failed."

In this guys case, its pretty clear what the whole shit stems from. Getting ass raped at 7 years old seems like a pretty clear line.

Sitting in the hospital and retweeting subway slop.

 

[The Legend 27]

Easy win another victory for the great Agent69
The goat
HIM
Himithy
Himerson
I step on nigga with my himberlims

 

[Meat Target]

The clitoris is just more jewish propaganda.

 

[The false copy of Sunder]

Turkey Tom's:

>her prostate

 

[Aunt Carol]

Yeah, theyre both retards of the autism variety.

 

[The Legend 27]

The LGBT community has forgiven Mike Wazowski!!

 

[Meat Target]

"intriguing...every single thing this porcine gentleman does and says is shaded with deep stupidity and misplaced arrogance, I must observe him for the furtherment of research in the field of Swine Psychology."

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

You're all speaking like you never savagely beat another kid, that's normal. If you didn't cripple at least 3 of your classmates you're a pussy and probably gay.

It's always these "We're so good and wholesome and ethical" groups that have the most skeletons in their closets. They think that because they put in their time as a """good""" person they then have enough moral tokens to spend on being complete sociopaths. Never believe anyone who presents themselves as good, moral, wholesome or positive; they're always compensating for something. That's why I always introduce myself by saying my name, then calling the person I'm introducing myself to three or four racial slurs, just to keep things honest.

 

[Pedophobe]

I also beat the JROTC teacher who was in one of the initial invasions of a middle Eastern country at dodgeball like severely badly anytime he was even remotely close to me I would literally cartwheel away from the ball

 

[Pissmaster]

Man fuck it we got everything. Russians being spergs, WW3, genetic mutation. Can we just skip to the alien invasion arc so I can fuck up some Grey alien niggers.