random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[keytar]

At no point in any of the Harry Potter books does Ron turn to Harry and say, "Bloody hell, Harry, trans women are men."

Sadly.

 

[make_it_so]

At least it's a better read than The Turner Diaries.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Congratulations on wasting half an hour of my life, you fucking loser. And stop pretending to be a fucking woman

 

[Spud]

I think this is bad not just for the kids, but because this is a way to depress wages. I mean sure, I'd pick 14 year olds doing dangerous jobs over hiring illegals

 

[Blackstar]

Dude, if I wanted to see floppy horse cock I would spend my time over in animal control.

 

[vomitusdeux]

3 + 3 = 6 * 7 = 42.

and if you try to say this is wrong, I double-checked my work.

I'm not an idiot.

I know what Pedmas are, I know who Hamilton is, I know the Declaration of Independence, "We the people ..."

can you solve that Math problem? do you know who Stephen Hawking is without Googling him?

I've been playing those morons, most of the time. I didn't realize I had issues off-hand.

do you know the saying "What goes up, must go down?"

Does the black hole theory ring a bell?

yes, unfortunately for you?

I'm actually smarter than you thought~

He shouldn't have dualclassed like that, its bad for your XP gains and apparentely makes you cut your cock off

Are kudus kosher?

Polissa has challenged troons to a gunfight over Harry Potter, when the only weapon she has is not only a knife, but one of those fake rubber knives bought at a Halloween store.

All the trannies going around spoiling that your professor dies in the game is really funny to me since according to them, they can’t make it to 30 without killing themselves.

she doesn't look like the Little Mermaid, she looks like a manga character in bondage on her breast.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You can make up whatever white slur you want, but at the end of the day all we hear is an assblasted nigger. When a white person says nigger, you hear the full weight of "If it weren't for slavery you'd still be living in mud huts you literal chimp".

 

[Table Country]

What if Batman injected kryptonite into his own testicles and when he fucks superman in the ass like he does every Tuesday he blasts his insides with kryptonite jizz? I bet you didn't think of that did you?

number of pedophile vtuber kiwifarms graduated: 2

number of pedophiles zoomerchan graduated: 0

number of zoomerchan members injured by an airduster: 1

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

Websites like this are why children are depressed and suicidal because of hateful bullys like you. (spelling corrected)

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Deepfake (noun): A multimedia recording of you doing some super embarrassing shit.

Getting neg reacts in the Thunderdome for dunking on Hitler sustains me
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It occurs to me that they could refer to their surgical wound as a “fully functional mouth” just as easily. It “salivates” (the sweat or pee or whatever it is they currently claim is “self lubrication”), it can fit a cock in it… and that’s it. It can’t chew or swallow or talk but it can do the sole important function (to a coomer) of a mouth.
The neovagina is as much a “real vagina” as it is a “real mouth”.

I didn't spend 8 consecutive non-paid weekends in the "Hostage Negotiation: Top 10 Special Tips & Tricks, featuring Sgt. Slaughter" courses just to be sidelined like this.

Those steps are worth adding. Racists can battle it out once and for all. Have huge multi-player gang brawls. I want to see gangs of men dressed like George Lincoln Rockwell battling Indian streetfighting/dancing troops. Slurs a'flying nonstop. This is how we heal the world.

The real struggle is making it through the fucking thing.

The shit stained asshole complete with hemorrhoids really adds to the horror and despair of this Lovecraftian Pit of Hades, complete with thin layer of unidentified slime all over it and hairs growing past the Event Horizon.

Tranny horseshit is all fun and games and play pretend until you are confronted with the reality of having a reeking, horrible injury between your legs that is leaking all sorts of ungodly fluids and that you have to keep open by inserting plastic rods into it every single day.

In case anyone was wondering what was going on with the mother asking on r/ Ass I the Amhole? abot cancelling her proto Terfs sweet 16th, she was last seen thanking a transbian for his suggestions that she considered shopping her daughter to the authorities for planned attempted murder by suicide and sexual assault, if the daughter continues to ‘double down’.

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Man, where is the large made out of smaller when I need it?

AI-Controlled jizz catching robots

SMH bitches be all 'I like a man who's spontaneous' but the second you forcibly cut their hair and flick some nut on them they're up in arms!

Thirty four years in the can I wanted bugs but I compromised. I ate what the zookeeper's gave me instead. I wanted to fuck a gibbon, but I compromised. I jacked off into a 9mm hole.

Once you scroll past instructions for various pee funnel devices, you get the highly esoteric and jealously guarded low down on the “two finger method.”

None of them are anywhere near as offensive as the mighty nigger.

 

[Table Country]

I have to disclose that the stupid Sneed & Feed voice over is in fact not the president.

"Exploded his asshole with an anal hook."

I'd ask for clarification, but I'm not sure I want it.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Oh no! Karl's next cum chalice will be short a few ml. Satan's not going to like that.

That's what a grand jury decided. Cope and seethe, faggot.

my mind has been awoken i must now draw fan art for the farms thank u all

adjective + noun isn't a slur. all the best slurs are just 1 word

You can just feel the impotent rage and pseudo-Yakubian ignorance radiating from these.

Nigger is OUR FUCKING WORD that we assigned TO THEM

Never let them forget that. OUR WORD.

Look, the adults collect toys, the kids get castrated, that's just how it is now.

 

[Aunt Carol]

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Thinking emoji but full body with thinking emoji breasts and a erect penis but the penis is also the thinking emoji

 

[Gog & Magog]

Arguably, the cow is certainly more attractive than most of the women there. I'd imagine it will catch on.

Big Doe eyes, smooth complexion, generous tongue and lips, soft mooing, quite type, well defined legs - big udder....I'm getting turned on now.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Watching it back, it's really horribly, skin crawlingly obvious that dude's getting off on this shit. Look how red and flushed he's getting - I thought it was nerves and embarrassment at first, a sort of realisation that he was doing something shameful, but it's not. It's titilation. This is autogynephilia caught on film - AGPTV, if you will. When he says 'penetrability' you can practically hear the coom dripping from the word.

I'm glad he's crying. Fuck him.

 

[yydszmiteg2]

Is asking a sex trafficking victim how good they are at sex offensive?

 

[vomitusdeux]

Also fuck you for using Napstablook as your avatar. He doesn't deserve to be associated with a retard like you.

A Chinese knockoff fursuit and a fox fursuit covered in human feces are someone's hard work?

Steam sales used to be amazing. You could get relatively new AAA games for the current price of eggs during a summer sale.

What's up with her nipple? Is that a pimple on it?

Ummmm fact check sweaty, what about the right to groom minors into cutting off their dicks without their parent’s knowledge? And the right to take my young niece and nephew to a drag show with simulated sex acts and nudity? And the right to buy cross-sex hormones from Brazil to give to my neighbour’s children? And the right to show my massive dong to young girls in the locker room? We’ve got a long way to go.

What else did you expect when there's pronouns-in-bio?

She looks just like Tim or Eric, I forget which.

Oh hey, nudez

Yeah, still looks like Tim and Eric.

Please, stop thinking of me fucking and being fucked. It's inappropriate!

I'm starting to think that you're not a very nice person.

>reads Wikipedia article on Kiwi Farms

Oh boy, what a TERRIBLE and HATEFUL website, I cannot wait to sign up and OWN these alt-right fascists in a thread where they make fun of my fellow pedofork groomer uwu furries! I'll even sign up with my OWN username that I use literally everywhere, just to make sure they are COMPLETELY AWARE of my OVER-9000 POWER LEVEL!

I can't even laugh at a comical fur suit without being threatened with rape, why do I even get up in the morning? WHY BOTHER WITH LIFE

It's got brightly colored bits everywhere, like the puzzle-pieces I'm awarding to @Oakly Sellers|SpookBlook

Why is her idea of a man that crusty homo from Greenday

Guys, disarm yourselves and let the League of Extraordinary gentlefolx do the violence for you. Bill "The Virus" Gates and George "Hollowman" Soros - will take care of you.

NOT EVEN THE MAGIC OF HOGWARTS WIZARDS WILL EVER MAKE YOU A WOMAN

 

[DamnWolves!]

A man cannot be a woman and a vegetable cannot be a chicken.

 

[Scalar wave Physicist]

I never fucking threatened to dox anyone, I threatened to kill them.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

'Regrets' don't put breasts back on chests.