random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Linking it, but I like the farms too much to embed it and force everyone else to even see it.

Having slurs designed by a committee is one of the most laughably stupid things I've heard in a while.

Do remember these are the kind of people that will unironically call you a Nazi if you play a silly wizard game.

Nobody should post pictures of their food. Movies and commercials have people whose job description is "making food look nice on camera." If you're not one of them, it's going to look like slop even if it's decent.

To me, if a white person calls a black person a nigger, that's obviously meant to insult and demean the black. Everyone will act like that's the worst, most racist thing ever, but that's basic. If they shout something like wog or moon cricket, then that's some advanced racism. That white man is studied in the ways of racism.

Edited because: I forgot to include the N word slur in my post, sorry A&N

I would like to remind everyone that Lindsey is fat and the only reason she uses "They" pronuns is they have to buy two seats on an airplane.

An addendum I'd like to further remind people of, if your wife says she's a multiple system, file for divorce and use this insanity to get custody of the kids. The sex is not worth her killing them years down the road because one of her "personalities" thought infanticide would be funny.

Oh yeah, Aphrodite herself is personally sending you zoomer tiktoks about placenta sacrifices. No bitch, your algorithm is algorithiming.

Always hated this fucker. Had an annoying face.

The pegasus was sired by god of oceans Poseidon. Pouring cum on this Rainbow Dash figurine is an attempt to keep the beluga sturgeon from becoming extinct.

What does feeling like a woman in bed mean because Imma tell you it's usually not buttsex

To be fair, you need to have a very high IQ to crash your professional relationships into the ground and watch your wife fuck other men.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The Native American monoculture always threw their old cabbages in inflatable pools, it's just science.

Maybe he's a fan of Legally Blonde? Or Good Burger?

What does feeling like a woman in bed mean because Imma tell you it's usually not buttsex

 

[lol lmao]

A midget angrily masturbating and calling people nigger boy is peak comedy

 

[Gentlebastard]

The thing that really gets me, though, that chills me to the bone and keeps me up at night... They're doing all this vile, deranged, disgusting stuff openly. This is their public face. This is the stuff they feel comfortable sharing with other people.

...What are they keeping to themselves?

If this is just the tip of the iceberg, how deep and how dark does it go? What shoggoths, what terrors lurk at its secret heart?

When people find out I'm gay I can see them closing off and wondering whether they have to walk on eggshells now in case I'm one of those unbearable traggots that will crucify them for wrongspeak. The damage trannies have done to the average Joe's perception of gays is irreperable.

You go ahead and keep invalidating transwomen. You go ahead and keep telling them that their experience is not real.

Will do chief

is an American really making food horrific enough to put the brits to shame? is this finally a win for the bongs?

This nigga got a smelly dick

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Indians are not that bad, they only need more potty training.

Nigger is the wine of racial slurs.

 

[vomitusdeux]

thank god it was a consenting blowup doll.
Wouldn't want to get arrested for balloon rape.

It'd be safer to place your dick within a homeless troon's half rotted stinkditch than it would be to fuck the average black women these days.

For when you absolutely must to go to the convention looking like the furniture in a 1990s fast food joint.

Modern day Germans are somehow bigger faggots than the french.

I hope all of you rot in hell for this shit.Keep this shit up and I will be contacting someone andhaving each and every one of you arrested for harassment and stalking.
@RussianBlonde remove your post NOW ASSHOLE

Contact my asshole nigger. I have some legal advice it wants to whisper in your ear.

I started the side quests. Very interesting stuff.

Spoiler: Side quest spoiler

Remember Grandpa Hagrid? He has a pretty wacky questline. That Hitler resurrection is actually a secret ending tied to this. You have to build exactly 1488 ovens to bring Hitler back. After that, you need to recreate his favorite movie. Snow White. Surprised Disney isn't up WB's ass for that.

I am going to have children one day I just plan on adopting because I want an african or asian baby so he will have grandkids that hell love just the same

If I am raped and murdered today, it was @Oakly Sellers|SpookBlook . Please make donations in my honor to Harry Potter.

You should have seen my grin when I stepped out the garage today and made eye contact with a passing troon.
Over 6ft. Skinny blue jeans. Longish blond hair. Face like 90s Dana Carvey.
He clocked me clocking him, oh yes.
It’s all in the gait.

You will be reborn as a starving, flyblown African nigger in your next life for these sins.

When they see a rampaging subhuman monster that exists only for evil, their first thought is black people. When they see deformed money-grubbing goblins, their first thought is Jews. They're basically the same.

The people who watch Pikamee will surely start agreeing with your identity politics when your hulking, 6'3, AGP-looking ass used your sewage Twatter account to bully a poor girl into not playing the game. Surely everybody will start loving trannies the day after, or at least fearing them I guess. They would never, ever start hating narcissistic troons. That is haram, fascism, gets you cancelled, etc.

According to her Facebook, her fat mom just got re-married recently and her dad is a deadbeat small-time wrestler.

Have you ever experienced the misfortune of meeting a Somalian? I'd rather buy the crate of bullets that exterminates the village, than starve it through video game purchases.

And they've likely never seen a jewish circumcision. THAT'S some creepy pedo shit.

I didn't know rat people exist outside Pakistan.

Troons are so coom-tarded they have trouble even understanding My Little Pony.

It’s the Amish, they’re perverts.

If I were your dad, I'd disown you for adopting those mudbabies entirely.

Last I checked, lap dances aren't edible.

Don't misgender the woman beater.

Please do not kill me
I was laughing at fur suits
Why must you rape dogs

Maybe consider not murder-raping him. (And apologizing).

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Being the enemy of another retard does not make you unretarded. If anything it makes you more likely to be retarded because only a retard would get in an autistic slap fight to begin with.

 

[DrNow]

T4T is amazing. Two at least mildly homophobic men forcing themselves to attempt gay sex.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

"Bimbo doll." Absolutely haram. Sometimes archiving this shit makes me sick of being alive.

 

[Meat Target]

TL;DR civilians are just particle effects for the superheroes' elaborate mating rituals.

 

[Gentlebastard]

bless her retarded heart

Now he is upset that women will not donate their uteruses to them. This is not the first time he has made such a post.

Troons just eat like shit and think the resulting cramps and moods are *feminine hormone magic*.

I understood that these people are beyond salvation and are a blight on humanity.

Here's a Minecraft Bible.

He's furious about the Jesus commercial with the little white boy and little black boy hugging each other. This is NOT what he moved to Tennessee for.

So actually saying it with the hard-R must be like literally dropping a nuclear bomb on them. An n-bomb, you might say.

His knowledge of periods and the menstrual cycle is even less than the average male knowledge of periods.

“HALP! HOW DO I MAKE MY TROON WIFE STINK LESS?!?”

THIS DUMB BROAD HAS GOTTEN AN INFECTION BECAUSE HER COOMER HUSBAND DOESNT WANT TO TAKE A SHOWER!

Poor hygiene solution: get a fire hose and violently spray the stinky bastards down. Douse them in some kind of anti fungal/bacteria powder. Maybe de-louse them too.

Repeat daily.

Please be fiction from a troll, please...

I mean, the fact that I can no longer discern parody from reality should be a telling sign of how bad this shit is.

God bless you for noticing that transphobic goat. I know I shouldn't find this hilarious, but I do.

But whatever you think of their original argument, this person is deranged and acting like a cunt.

A lot of what he's describing can easily be achieved by just becoming morbidly obese instead. Reading it that way makes it less disturbing at least.

What is cool and good is the inevitable wave of troons blaming Harry Potter for this. Should be funny.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

"Look, we might be scum of the Earth pedophiles out to rape your kids, but at least we aren't Christian."

 

[Gentlebastard]

Reading between the lines it sounds like it could be Alphabet on Alphabet crime.

>i'm such a king, i deserve only the best, i'll accept only hot young blonde muscular twinks with chiseled jawlines and 11 inch dicks!
>ugh they keep rejecting me because of my neckbeard and pot belly, this is so shallow and discriminatory of them!

Don't blame him. I would rather be a real woman in Afghanistan than a troon too.

The majority of them are out of shape mentally ill coomers.

They even put the cripples and token black dude at the front as cannon fodder. UwU so imtimidating!

*No, I'm not autistic nor optimistic enough to believe that they ever will learn one damned thing. About anything.

The trail of terfs. This event is going to shape alpaca culture for generations.

Bonus points if we compare this to the survival rates of Dachau or Auschwitz.

R.I.P. all alpaccas who didn't make it to the new destination location. Wherever you are, you are at a better place now. Even if you got just shot and burried at the Tranch or got fed to wolves bc in that case your suffering has ended.

How hard is it to feed, water and clean some fuzzy camels without turning it into a series of crimes against nature?

I hope it butts that freak in the amhole causing it to explode in blood and gore.

Exodus 6:6
"Therefore, say to the Alpacas: `I am the LORD, and I will bring you out from under the yoke of the Trannies. I will free you from being slaves to them, and I will redeem you with an outstretched arm and with mighty acts of judgment.’”.

God, this scenario was nowhere near my expectations. This is truly awesome. May this year keep giving.

It’s like the ending of Dinosaurs if Sinclair’s boss escaped in a spaceship.

goats are some of the best people you'll ever meet

I can't wait to see the successful ethnostate of Alpacrael and their world-class airforce as they battle the Criastinian Authority.

 

[Spud]

People say weebs are the cringiest people but us Weebs would never break down like this over going to DBZ World

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

is an American really making food horrific enough to put the brits to shame? is this finally a win for the bongs?

August Levasseur spent 3 hours in the shower because the shampoo bottle instructions said:
1. Rinse
2. Lather
3. Repeat

However most of that time was spent using the bottle to stimulate his prostate.

Some men are simple and wish to march in lines and crack skulls.

Picking up speed, runnin' out of time
Goin' head to head
It's the way of life
We gotta fall down and meet ground
To get back up again
Let's Beyblade!
Spinning it out at the speed of sound
Gonna rip it up
Now the bet is down
We're the team with a bang, our gang is the one that's gonna win! Let's Beyblade!
Beyblade!

He’s also an Iraq vet iirc. If you’re gonna feel white guilt over something at least feel it for destabilizing a secular middle eastern country and helping kill innocent people for Israel. You were actually involved in that.

It'd be like the other kid in Sophie's Choice, but the choices are probably death and slow, lingering death, but with old people.

Sorry but if you are cursed with such a voice, get on the cigars, whisky and hire Tom Waits to give you elocution lessons.

I know she had kids but still get on a treadmill you fat bitch.

*No, I'm not autistic nor optimistic enough to believe that they ever will learn one damned thing. About anything.

'The death of one alpaca is a tragedy. The death of a million is a statistic.'

These trannies' real, actual lives are like bizarre nightmares I've had.

"Why the hell was I leading an alpaca trail of tears to my parents' house? What the fuck, brain?"

In my defense, I am retarded.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Some women have rods, bigot.

You're larping as someone name 'Jewthulhu' on a New Zealand agricultural webforum devoted to stalking mentally ill individuals.

How long till they're burning Penny's parents.

That Josh Moon and those Kiwis are pedophiles who stalk and harrass trans people! Anyways, here's a monkey with its hands tied to a pallet being beaten to death.

Wanting to piss on baby monkeys isn't sexual it is just pissing on a monkey.

Why do you want to make it sexual?

God bless you for noticing that transphobic goat.

Black people hate M&M's because they green M&M is no longer hot

I do myself not condone killing baby monkeys or black people

Amber, no one wants to see you shake your six bacons. Stop it.

She shouldn't adopt (or dear god have) ANY babies, not even a black one.

Yeah. It's that bad.

Funny, the only people I can think of who are absolutely gleeful when a tranny gets murdered are other trannies.

I just don't get why people can't accept you can't walk around with your snootch hanging out your clothes.

You didn't share any links previous to your Facebook spergout, nor did you contribute anything besides defending pissing on baby monkeys.

Boys can play with dolls without a morbidly obese middle aged pervert trying to cut their dicks off.

I hope it butts that freak in the amhole causing it to explode in blood and gore.

I can't wait for Penis to ruin his parent's land and house.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Nature has corrected itself from the miraculous fluke of your reproduction with your son removing himself from the gene pool.

 

[Agarathium1066]

Which is funny because everything Jim does is a Macro Trans Action. Because he's fat and gross.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I've known a couple women who competently take care of alpacas. They're both batshit crazy but the alpacas are fine.

I wish we had a sadness sticker.

Goats sound like faggots. Who the fuck shits in the food bin?

The thread started funny, became horrifying, and is now depressing. And soon, it'll backtrack into horror again.

The Ukrainians are creeped the fuck out by Harrel because after every engagement he goes to every soldier, or as he calls them "meat targets", he shot and collects the projectiles to show his comrades the difference in expansion between 55 gr Remington Green & White box 5.56 and 5.45. They also stopped bringing him along for ambushes because the Russians were starting to notice the chronographs set up 7 yards from his position.

Which has preferrable terminal ballistics? You be the judge, cyka.

I hope season 3 is a camel farm, because those monsters will get the trannies first.

I disagree with you vehemently but I want to see this happen anyway because it would be fucking hilarious.

 

[Star Platinum]

ladies and gentlemen, we got him
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