random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Spud]

I take them everyday, Father forces me to. But the meds and my diet of lithium no longer even work. My hatred of Pipkin had overwhelmed everything.

If you don't want your world over run with niggers, then get fucking and make white babies. This is what Hitler wanted.

Remember, A&N its up to you to save the white race from nigger infestation!

I support a return to tradition too but that's because I'm a white nationalist

 

[Hitman One]

You manage to hold in the tears until you hear your retard son climaxing inside Kevin's horrible mouth. Tears fall into your lap in a twisted music video to the sounds of a wounded bull elephant expiring.

 

[Gentlebastard]

1,2-dichloroethylene, its cis isomer is more stable than the trans isomer. Transphobia is everywhere.

Like Stephen Hawking, but with less brilliance and more salmonella.

“I don’t care if lead actor murders and rapes people, I want to see old man in bat costume”

All this wall of text because people can't seem to grasp the concept of "penis=male"

I think it's simpler than that.

Even the most basic creature likes shiny things.

Those plushies won’t survive in the new few years. I’m already calling it.

Oh shit, i remember that miserable bitch! What a blast from the past!

He's the sped's sped, the tard's tard, living the dream in a short bus of his mind.

"Oh goddess, I'm such a dumb bimbo slut whore", he coos to himself.

Because that's exactly how we're going to smash capitalism, bro. Constant hard gay fucking in the middle of our shitty movie.

You can't take back the word scalper! What are you, some kinda Indian Giver?

She's fat and no one should have sex with her because she's crazy.

Good reminder to always factor racial stereotypes into your geopolitical analysis.

he hasn't shown the drive to do anything other than eat raw meat by the truckload.

I had good money on a one of these retards shooting someone.

The flaming paper bag of alpaca shit that burns twice as bright burns half as long...

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

We already know that she has a tendency to guzzle gel-like substances in moments of stress. Are there negative effects to trying to 41% by swallowing the whole tub of testosterone?

 

[Table Country]

dude i cannot stand fucking gilbert godfried. fuck him, my whole family had to do fgucking impersonations of that parrot faggot fuck after seeing him live.. .shit made me spaz and i felt bad afterwards. fuck gilbert godfried. i wish the holocaust actually happened when i think of that faggot.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Somehow I think I'd have less mental issues if I was gestated by a corpse.

I think turning his mom into a sex slave firmly puts Chris in the bad person camp.

I think Elon aborted the retort

I rated your post Islamic because I had to imagine Ethan Ralph dressed up as a goth girl and now you do too

A fat, greasy spic who looks like he just finished jerking off to loli shit. It's all so tiresome.

I furius masterbutong in mcdondal;
rasterom

Nah, that nigga's fursuit looks like this retarded tugboat.
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You sound autistic and have shit parents.

It's like fisting your wife.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I don't think I have the stamina to fuck anybody to death, foreigner or not.

 

[Arcade Gannon]

If you can listen to trans people about that, why won't you listen to us about the fucking harry potter game?

Link

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I mean, CBT may retrain your brain to stop going down destructive pathways but you eventually have to own up that if you're ticn' you really, truly are at fault for going too deep into your own ruse.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

does anyone in chat have gum disease

@bird.up

 

[Gentlebastard]

No, they think you're feminine because of your breasts, your birthing hips, your body fat distribution, your skull shape, your jaw shape, your hairline, your height, your voice, and your tiny lady hands. The crying is just par for the course

If this is a partial success, I shutter to think what they consider a failure

I'm pretty sure it was around 15 years ago when gay men in relationships would be asked "so which one of you's the woman in the relationship?"

You know she doesn't even realize he got the better of her. Which is giving me a bit of secondhand embarrassment, which I never get. (Actually it's giving me the lols, but I wanted to mix things up a bit)

THE NEW YORK TIMES WANTS US TO DROP DEAD

So now at this point all he wants is revenge, not for anything approaching a noble reason, because he was told no. Which as we all know is the worst offense anyone can commit against a troon.

He is also really fucking stupid, so all my speculation could really have just began and ended with that.

Big T needs to go ahead and start fluffing that pillow; a funeral would be cheaper than the medical bills he's about to start racking up.

They left the place in complete shambles and full of biohazardous trash, confirmed. Not that anyone could reasonably expect otherwise.

Besides, half the stuff you described is normal polycule and furry behavior, this means nothing to them.

We have him talk like he's going to start a shootout at the no-cock corral but he's too fat and lazy to get off his property for any sort of conflict.

Not sure if you've noticed but troons and disgusting, terrible living conditions tend to go hand in hand.

"My whole body almost stopped working because of my delusions, but it's fine because I get to have a barely functional meat strap-on that needs treatments intended for elderly and severely ill people to resemble a functional dick. I am not in any way mentally ill by the way."

Just knock at the door, announce that you are a heckin valid transbian with a barrel of transformers and a bag of schwag, he will scurry down on his chubby legs and lo, court papers in his grasping mitts before he realizes he has been duped.

He could pass off his slurring as some obscure tonal language from the 4th century and become the new lead murder-rapist preacher at his church.

Of course, while you're on troopium you can't even dilate your amhole properly, not to mention caring for other people and beings.

 

[vomitusdeux]

So does anyone have a final body count for all the animals that had to die for trans rights?

Nigger how the fuck are you blaming how you acted on a damn gallbladder lmao

Tits. I'm not a communist.

Also, I'm not fat, I am plus size.

I am not Fat, I'm plus size, I have seen people bigger and smaller both get their gallbladders out. that's not a true statement at all. my friends wife is skinnier than I am and she had hers out.

Based teacher abuser.

Did it read ANYTHING before creating an account on this website? Why are furries so fucking stupid, no seriously, I want an explanation for this. Starting with why you used your real name for the site, do you do dumb shit like that everywhere else on the internet? What the actual fuck is wrong with you? How can you hope to raise a nigger when you can't even put on a fursuit without assistance from another.

Why the fuck does Sonic the Hedgehog attract the most degenerate people in the world? It's like moths drawn to an autistic lantern.

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

i desperately crave attention, yet do my best to be unnoticed. I yearn for connection, but push everyone away.

 

[Meat Target]

You'd both best start believing in clown worlds, lads. You're in one.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Asian women play the submissive girlfriend role great until they evolve into a charizard.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I was going to say guess the race, but could it be anyone but?

Look, I’m not saying it wasn’t the Amish, but…

It's black on black crime. What's it doing even being reported?

I give up. I genuinely give up. I work, and try, and practice at being as racist as I can be, and reality still beats me out. What's even the point?

You'd both best start believing in clown worlds, lads. You're in one.

TLDR:Bruh

 

[Rozzy]

Why must you be an evil furmongering sodomite? Why must you rage against our Father, and hate him so much so
that you are willing to defile yourself, and another man out of spite?

 

[Ken Barlow]

Nobody deserves to be falsely accused of being British.

 

[Spud]

You get a gay transportation secretary and nothing goes straight again.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I think the alpacas’ spirits/essences could be laid to rest via rituals from any number of traditions if you’re open to such things. I can’t imagine the poor things are vengeful, just…weary.

"Live from the backseat of a 1993 Toyota in a movie theater parking lot: it's Finger Me! I'm Barbara Dunkelman, the host with the roast (a roastie pussy, I mean!)" *cue laugh track*

alpacas reproduce by puncturing the womb with their rape dagger dicks.

No worries, alongside gun sperging and "lol fat" we're still compiling his growing list of stupid.

The beauty of Kevryn is that, long after his days of formal education are over, he's still the kid in special ed. He's the sped's sped, the tard's tard, living the dream in a short bus of his mind.

yall.

I kind of hope these new developments don’t get the thread featured again, because having to comb through 10 pages of troon, alpaca and holocaust jokes and elder abuse concerns gets boring.

Well one big difference between blacks in Rhodesia and jews in Nazi Germany is black Rhodesians weren’t starving until *after* they were “liberated.”

He is also really fucking stupid, so all my speculation could really have just began and ended with that.

We're going to get like one of those supervillain style rants where "I want YOU and YOUR LEGACY broken down, torn to shreds" like the Dark Knight Rises or Batman Arkham Knight but 1000% lamer.

Modern young women love the gays and effeminate koreans.

Just knock at the door, announce that you are a heckin valid transbian with a barrel of transformers and a bag of schwag, he will scurry down on his chubby legs and lo, court papers in his grasping mitts before he realizes he has been duped.

May I introduce you to AdmiralDT8, a 30-something cartoon autist who ships himself with the 13-year old protag of Amphibia, infamous for his "retelling" of the series' plot, in the way of shoehorning his shitty self-insert into actual frames from the series.

"It was always pronounced Keef, It was always spelled Kyiv!"

Everyone who is pro public transit over cars either has only used it in a 95%+ white area, or has never had to use it at all.