random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

Black troons vs white troons, the race war we didn't expect but got anyways.

“Come out ye black and trans, come out and fight me like a Ma’am”

was eerily close to my actual expression upon reading this.

I wanna make a thread on them but keep procrastinating

Because this isn't about The Girl, brother, it's all about The Coom

They aren't uwu delicate little waifs with orchid blossoms in their hair. They're Samoan, for God's sake, which pretty much guarantees they're big lads from a race of big lads.

I might eat my words in a month based on further information, but at least he has the presence of mind not to share his every thought on Twitter and that makes me think he's one of the smarter ones.

I repeat this to myself over and over again and yet the reddit userbase remains so repulsive I find myself alogging nonetheless. I don't know how my fellow kiwi anthropologists can stand hanging around in the BO-scented mist with these gorillas long enough to collect samples.

Once they realize having a family is actually a responsibility and not just an IRL version of Stardew Valley they lose interest.

For christ sake, you don't have to waste money like that. It's not that hard to render yourself unemployable, you just have to start screaming nigger during every job interview.

Has it...

...has it really gotten that bad, now?

Mystery meat-seeking mystery meat meets mystery meat. Pottery.

I guess he wanted to save time on letting people know he was a cunt

A truly merciful and compassionate society would have taken him behind the shed and bashed his head in with a rock years ago. It would have almost certainly saved him a lot of suffering.

It's retarded but people should absolutely be allowed to permanently mark themselves as retards so we all know that they're retarded at a glance.

Offstage he would look like your run-of-the-mill ex military AGP.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Happy 1000 pages

How is this not already a random.txt?

Someone needs to become a pussy phrenologist, I need phenotypic inferences based upon the characteristics of a woman's vagina. Get the fucking machine learning algorithms on it pronto; I want a 100,000 sample-sized peer-review study on it in nature, now!

 

[Zero Day Defense]

No vaginas are beautiful. Who cares. Dicks don't have eyes.

 

[Random Internet Person]

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[Zero Day Defense]

Imagine your apartment being on fire, but being told you can't call the fire fighters because the tenant above you hasn't finished popping his popcorn with the flames of your burning microwave, and said tenant has a contract signed with the mayor that will imprison you for life if you do.

 

[BirdUp]

"Love the smell of pussy my guys<div><br></div>"

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

The true enemy of a democracy is long-term thinking it seems.

 

[JethroTullamore]

OK lets say hypothetically, that I like the idea of being a slut. A little cock slut. Hypothetically I love to suck cock like the little slut I am, for groceries. It turns me on.

 

[squirt reynolds]

You made it up. No way he actually said that.

some schizo ftm troon from the pooner zoo thread said it

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-pooner-zoo.149432/post-14958050

 

[IamnottheNSA]

they all tried to dissuade me from posting here, which naturally only made me want to post here more

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Sauce

 

[Extreme Crusader]

"turbofagtarded" - @LikeAStone 2.0

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

i will not show you any magic tricks

your cum was magic
..ok

 

[Chromeo]

"send me hentai when i see hentai i get fappy"
(saw this in the chat at the top of the screen)

 

[Hitman One]

In the end we all become what we hate. He hated women so he became one. He hated kiwifarms so he became an autistic faggot. Many such cases.

 

[Table Country]

No one has been grabbed the ghoulies while using a toilet.

East Palestine shouldn't get more help because a fat retard cokehead annoyed a congressman

 

[Mannibal]

when the furries are you giving you sideways looks you know your a fuckin social leper.

They think they're the good guys with guns. They're not.

Earl used his vile ice magics to kill the pacas! We need money to hire our own wizard!

During the course of this thread kiwis have lost all illusions that this was ever going to be anything even remotely positive.

Chantal could make her own evil twin with plenty left over for a neutral triplet.

"Dumb ol' cadaver dog, keeps telling us to dig and it's just an alpaca."

What do you think all those $1 venmo payments are for?

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

7 childs in one comment? I'm surprised Uncle Paul didn't show up.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Not to dunk on a grief-stricken teenager, but what a vain and superficial eulogy.

I for one eagerly await the amazon police force.

Some moron doxed himself for Reddit clout.

NIMBY stands for Nigger in My Back Yard.

Bitter and petulant all the way to the drooling, pants-shitting, bedbound end.

Also, zoomers would not survive the 2000s if they went back into time.

There is only one religion: Anime

"STEPHANIE'S IN THE LACTATION ROOM, SO Y'ALL WANT DILAUDID OR WHAT."

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BREAKING: South Africa's energy grid is collapsing because they wrote Critical Race Theory into their Constitution in the 1990s

Did you learn a language to go see the sights overseas? How dare you! That's cultural appropriation!

Is mass suicide counted as genocide?

He was only silent and that is why we do not know much. But keep in mind toothless was complacent in this entire charade. He funded it. Moved with it. Did the Alpaca "chores". Looked at the piss soaked floors stoically. Misogyny'd the outdoor women. Lived the Larp. Benefitted from the Grift. Married the Tranny. Got cucked by the Tranny with KEVIN GIBES and then a woman. He knew what was happening. He wasn't forced. He complied. He posted about feeling like a woman. He is guilty in the Nuremsperg trials as well.

I think we outlived our potential a long time ago. The thing is we violate every law of survival and evolution in doing so. Any other species would have died off if it had go down the path we did. Yet here we still are. Still suffering, like a bunch of staving alpaca raised by a pack of retarded lumoxies who delude themselves onto being women.

Rest easy camelid queens

The only female activity trannies can easily get close to physically simulating is being a whore.

It's almost as if that's what trannies think women are.

Ah yes, the feminine urge to leave home, work on a ranch, have some cold beers with the (boys) gurls after a long day of feeding and caring for cattle or better still; jacking off and playing video games and collecting transformers and bionicles.

Hank Hill ass having faggot.

Nigger I would rather play a copy of ET-The Game while OddJob from Bond rubs Wasabi sauce in my fucking eyes than be in the same room as a fucking gross faggot like you.

 

[Johnny Eastwood cash]

I miss the times when white women would just fuck dogs and that's it. Not all this shit