random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[vomitusdeux]

Can it REALLY be called sex if they're bumping literal senseless franken junk together?

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[ScooterL]

Deuces, Tiara.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The virgin Cowbois vs. the chad Ram Ranch.

"If I was forced to detransition, I'd kill myself."


You Promise?

This is literally all that separates normies from cows. The ability to hold the spaghetti.

Having lighthearted fun* reacting to a narcissist who can't cook but is fully convinced he's the only chef who can teach you how to do it right becomes less fun when the reality of the situation weighs in.**

*Unlike Jack, who is not light nor fun.
**The reality of the situation weighs a lot because Jack is really fat.

The internet is ruining an entire generation beyond repair. We need to start encouraging bullying again to fix it.

They're not fascinated or interested in women. They're interested in porn and are too retarded to differentiate it

but the world must suffer for burger retardation I guess

You know how a computer reads in binary, ones and zeroes? This crowd is kind of like that, except it's not ones and zeroes - it's liberal, or conservative. Minorities or the majority. Oppressors and the oppressed. They are literally androids. It's like Skynet but on HRT.

Bring back bullying, and for deviants like this public lashings.

 

[Meat Target]

I hate city dwellers so much, so many ideas, none of them bright.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

Oakly Sellers|SpookBlook wrote: I will NEVER forget the things that have been posted about me ASSHOLE

 

[ACETONE FUCKER]

DO NOT use the n-w*rd under my trans genocide proof posts. I'm a rabid supporter of BLM and a perchloroethylene attack survivor.

It was a chemical literally named terfchloroethylene... The trans genocide is real, the terfs have invented chemicals to kill trans folx en masse.

Tetrachloroethylene - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[D_Tractor]

I state and affirm l am not a pedophile, I do not suck little boys' cocks, I am not a faggot, I did not create a "snuff film"starring a female actor, and I did not create a "snuff film"starring a male child actor. I have never had sex with a melon.

 

[Dr. Butt]

J.K. Rowling's a bitch ass motherfucker, she pissed on my fucking gender

edited b/c I'm a mong.

 

[WinRAR Free Trial]

If you’re needing help to win an internet spat with someone named “mommybigdick” it’s probably time to give up on this whole internet political commentator thing

 

[Aunt Carol]

Ain’t no way your zygote had feet Jill.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This board needs "why the fuck did I click that" sticker.

I just want to shoot swarms of fire flies with a FA beltfed in 22lr

Classic Karl to be so enraptured by the 'punk mentality' he doesn't clock they just sold you half an album. Stick it to the man, ya dumb bastard.

I don't know shit about NV/thermal but I want a pair of thermal goggles so I can pretend to be a Predator.

"I turn potentially traumatic moments in my life into content for money"

Remember Sky did kill a dog through negligently letting it hang out the window of a moving vehicle.

This is not a bowl of food, it is a bowl of decorative materials.

holy shit I have seen abandoned yume nikki fangames on Uboachan that looked better than that

The guy definitely clopped it to ponies so him wanting to fuck a blue cartoon dog isn't out of the question.

ACAB


Except if a mentally ill Homeless person clearly suffering worse than I ever have in my entire life is rude to me.

he's put all his anger into his now unbelievably fat wife.

It's like shipping a box with an important piece of equipment with absolutely no form of bracing or protection but plenty of room to rattle around in and then sending over a second box filled with nothing but packing peanuts.

 

[tehpope]

I did not have 'Kanye West on Alex Jones in a Gimpsuit' on my 2022 Bingo card.

 

[Gutter Twin]

Welcome to globalism bitch

 

[Blackhole]

I HAVE SUPER HACKED INTO SNEED'S FEED, SOURCES SAY BEFORE HE OWNED THE SEED; CHUCK SUCKED AND FUCKED.

Obviously the IRS is the beating heart of Satan manifested on Earth and anyone who works for it has already sold their eternal soul to the fiery lakes. However,

"Raise your hand and prepare to take the oath... oh that's right, you can't. Loser. Case dismissed."

Oompa Loompa diggity dash
You’ll grow a great hump eating burgers from trash

What do you get when your clothes are too small?
Can’t find your size anywhere at the mall

If you’re needing help to win an internet spat with someone named “mommybigdick” it’s probably time to give up on this whole internet political commentator thing

 

[Useful_Mistake]

-some discord tranny (I don't know how to put the young gentleman's name above the quote).

 

[Meat Target]

Bitch, please. Pol Pot would've had these tools up against the wall before tea and crumpets was over.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Poor hoodie guy, he deserved better.

on the topic of why watch this, I was going to write a long post trying to intellectualize it to feel better about myself but whatever I like watching these videos, it is what it s.

For example, (not to be edgy) look at this black idiot begging for his fag life:

we don't make the rules, your vile purity-spiraling clique did.

Coballt! Gonna melt your bones!

NOTORIOUS HATE SITE AR15.COM

As a polite request Karl, can you please set your fashy hair on fire next you histrionic retard.

Please don’t use a “sexual slur”.

I know you are reading this, tough guy. You act the way you do because deep down you see that pudgy awkward little boy who got laughed at in school. You are right to see that image, because that is what you still are. You are a fraud and a poser, and your desperation reeks from your filthy nordic pores. No absynthe, no liquor, and certainly no troonshine will ever wash this godstruth away.

When you drop dead, be it from the jealousy of a polycule-mate, your own hand, your own idiocy, or your own disgusting personal habits, know that only the people who despise you will remember you. And they will tell the world and all who come after us that you were FAT!!!!

I knew Karl in the past. We called him the worm guy. Everywhere he went he would have his pockets packed with dirt and worms to "snack on" and called us Nazis for not eating any worms he offered. He got in trouble with police hanging out by the high school and asking girls if theyd eat worms out of his ass when they turned 18. Called it bait for the bait gods.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

A year ago I fell into a deep state of depression and all I really wanted to was to kill myself, but then I browsed the Kiwi Farms achievements page and found a new resolution; a renewed will to live.
I won't kill myself until I'm able to unlock the achievement of marrying another (biological female) farmer.

Thanks, Kiwi Farms, you saved my life.

It's a parent's job to monitor what their child is watching/ reading/ involved in. You can't let your child navigate the world on their own without guidance (or they may end up a kiwifarmer for example.)

It is a scientific fact that fat men are inherently funny.

Clown World has truly taken hold when Dyn is giving the sanest, clearest take on the scenario.

I state and affirm l am not a pedophile, I do not suck little boys' cocks, I am not a faggot, I did not create a "snuff film" starring a female actor, and I did not create a "snuff film"starring a male child actor. I have never had sex with a melon. I have never been charged or convicted of any crimes associated with these and other defamatory statements. I hope I am not perceived as a "moron" or a "retard."

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Yep, but that's from 2021 if memory serves, and I've put on around 80lbs.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Maybe if he took the dog fucker dick out of his ears he would listen to that.

Those damn animals are stopping poor Kyle for getting his rocks off to animal and poopoo porn! What a terrible world we live in!

Acetone because gays sniff it to loosen their assholes.