random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Seafarer]

You hitched your cart to a retarded horse and now you're going for a ride.

 

[Table Country]

dying in Ukraine is probably better than living in Gladstone.

I'm an alcoholic, so allow me to translate;

>wow I, an innocent concerned citizen, just happened to come across a monkey torture video on /pol/! Does anyone know the source? T-To avoid it of course! The monkey was getting his eye gouged out and the guy doing it was brown btw, do any of you know who made it? Did they get caught? You haven't doxxed the guy yet, right? Phew! I mean DARN!

That Stephanie chick looks like she was born with a crack pipe in her mouth and an uncle brother.

 

[No Memory]

PL: My kid sleeps in our room so sometimes at night I hide in our closet and can turn on the light to draw pictures there as to not wake my child while still being close by. It’s really the only time I can focus 100% lol.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Harassing minorities in the parking lot for YouTube views is peak white culture

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Let's let women have nuclear bombs then.

 

[Table Country]

>black woman has baby
>transitions to male
>abandons baby

There are no bitches getting pulled by Fatrick's double chin.

Narcs + social media = an infamous New Zealand flightless bird forum

She has two foreheads and they don't even match.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Not ass blasted at all, I said what I had to say, A&H is still a shithole and you still haven’t given me your consensus on the blacks yet?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Autism wins again.

Well that didn't take long.

Why in the fuck would you go through the effort of transitioning into something as butt ugly repulsive as this?

Nigeria's got enough problems already, and more than enough scam artists.

I bet you this guy secretly looks at the mirror screaming out “DAS RITEEE!” like that character from Candyman

Lock and load boys! We got some dirty hippie squatters to wrassel!!!!!

I'd take that as a sign from the good Lord above that it was either time to get my life in order or yeet myself off the nearest overpass ASAP.

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

He's like a retarded phoenix, shitting itself as it dies and rising from the mixture of ashes and magic bird guano.

 

[JustSomeDong]

But at the end of the day, it’s the type of thing only people who have obsessively studied genitals would ever notice.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

It takes more than registered sex offender to take a shot at the kings.

 

[Lev El Shmeckle]

I am not a woman. Doesn't breast milk come from the breast? How do people steal it? Did a rouge employee sucked on the tits of other employees without them noticing? How do I stealth suck tits?

 

[Gentlebastard]

I declare everyone in this thread to be a retard, myself included.

>Kiwi farms civil war is started not by trannies, fags or furries, but by fucking shopping carts

>Autistic OP
>Person being talked about is being autistic af
>People shouting back at him are also being autistic af
>People talking about him on here are also being autistic af

It's a day ending in y here on the Farms.

anyway I'm fucking retarded and she might have been a totally cool person but the autistic rage won that day. don't follow my example friends.

I am honored to be a part of the beginning of this spergtastic spergtest.

Also the infinite possibilities of AI Art.




















And you chose fat.
lmao

This is the kind of insane crackpot theory you would expect to see scrawled onto the wall of an insane asylum. What kind of madman would-
>BuzzFeed News
Oh, right.

Fuck right off and finish eating yourself to death. May your lardass corpse fuel a small town when they cremate you because it’s cheaper than renting a backhoe, front end loader, and dump truck to bury your worthless ass.

He's a "self-taught" artist, probably because art school doesn't let you beat off while doing your assignments.

What part of "No fat chicks allowed" is so hard for people to get?

Was disappointed vulva height wasn't a "customizable feature" like they're a fucking build-a-bear.

So, what I'm saying is Tumblr - not even once.

You will RUE THE DAY you didn't take my Mickey sugar cookie review seriously!

perched on his shoulder, like a little cherub encouraging him to have another pound of meat and cheese.

Behold my autistic artistic talent
one version has added drool

Whatever awaits us will be among the bleakest forms of entertainment ever known.

Schrodinger's victim. They are in a super positional state of being both in imminent danger of genocide while having no viable reason to ever need to defend one's self. Once observed, the quantum function collapses and the redditor shits themself and does nothing.

Don't cry because Jack lost use of both sides, smile because the Wendigo gained use of both of them...

What an amazing twist to this macbethean drama!

Lock and load boys! We got some dirty hippie squatters to wrassel!!!!!

The boy who cried wolf instead its the Trannie who cried fascism.

 

[vomitusdeux]

The butthole is used the same as the clit.

The nipples are drawn very feminine and the hands and feet are eroticized extremely

"Hey, get your child porn out of my monkey penis torture porn!"

Bit of a speedrun here: they only legalised sodomy in 1994

Hair colors are not genders....or are they???

Imagine opening up a manifesto and seeing pooners and Hons drawn all over it

Can't have a positive role model for them darkies. Totally shoah.

No. I could feel my life expectancy decreasing in that biohazard just taking 2 minutes to piss. Much less for that

He's like the Wish version of Emperor Palpatine.

Maybe the real deadnames were the ones we made along the way...

Why would a black woman try transitioning when they already look like men?

A nigger shits babies out of her butt. Decides to become a man.

The fate of this specimen is tragic. It is so fat and retarded, that it can't even happily swing from tree to tree like its nigger monkey peers. It would immediately plunge to its death like an exploding sack of lard.

I know a guy who wants to fuck Ralph's wife, Bugs Bunny in a dress, and xenomorphs, so I'm not surprised.

>have child
>troons out
>abandon your child as a black "father"
Holy shit, the niggerhood stays strong even after trooning out.

This reaffirms my thesis that black women hold the greatest potential to be the most repulsive creatures known to man.

I swear to God, an hour scrolling instagram and even Malcolm X would be donning a klan hood and quoting from the bell curve.

It's like rock-paper-scissors, Testosterone beats Estrogen, but Fat beats Testosterone

 

[Meat Target]

In about a decade, you’ll be able to kill yourself by running too many Skyrim mods on yourself.

Who knew eating shit would be bad for your dental hygiene

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

>black woman has baby
>transitions to male
>abandons baby

Maybe the most convincing evidence that she really is a black male. Did this tranny just change my entire world view?

 

[Aunt Carol]

I have known hundreds of women in my generous lifetime, and I can say with 100% certainty that there's no such thing as "normal" and they are all berserk, whether they have kids or not.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Who needs sex when kiwis can just see you getting fucked in AnN threads all day.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I don't know if people are sexually harassing Donald Duck, and I don't want to know.

I watched this thread for comic relief in between other threads but when you actually think about it, this shit is actually very depressing.

You’re explaining a lot of things I’m being rhetorical/couldn’t actually care about. Are you looking at my join date and assuming I’m new or something???

You hitched your cart to a retarded horse and now you're going for a ride.

Finally a reasonable explanation! It wasn't the cuckoldry, the satan-worshipping or the troonery at fault. It was opposing counsel's paid trolls stirring up shit that created the controversy!

I knew my blood offering was gonna work. Satanism is real after all guys.

I realize that I just made a statement a few posts up about cosplay hijinks at the hotel with the more attractive of these women, which was really a joke

I never tought I would have a blood enemy on the kiwifarms, yet here we are.

I really don't like listening to pretentious grunge music. Even reading the mock lyrics made me cringe.

unlike Twinkies, friendship really does have no expiration date.

Her whole personality is just being a gay nigger.

What an amazing twist to this macbethean drama!

Vietnam and Iraq war vets know they fought for a lie. Afghan war produced leftists and trannies.

Please let all the homeless dregs of the Rat King and Stinkditch subforums converge to create a Troonpocalypse.

Sorry grandma! That arthritis means you're just built for BBC.

gang bangers and jammed guns, name a more iconic duo.

You know you're a failure when even other troons laugh at you behind your back

 

[internet friend]

My nigga you wrote a whole essay about fridge magnets on a car you're a straight up bonehead