random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

We must secure the existence of our gyms and a future for squat racks.

People generally don't like niggers shitting up their homes and setting stuff on fire. Someone should do a study on why that is.

Get L and R tattooed on your hands. You've already proven to be retarded, might as well go the whole nine yards.

Come to Kiwi Farms to use slurs in casual conversation with like minded faggots.
Stay for the sleep paralysis demons that change up every night.

... I think our critics are right, there's something deeply wrong with all of us.

Is this a town electing their pet retard as a mascot?

Liftocracy now. Fats can't improve their own lives, how can they improve a country?

Dropping dead is anorexia affirming care

It's bizarre, like they're repulsed by anything historically considered normal and healthy.

Haven't you heard, gay males who rape boys aren't gay.

State endorsed child fucking.

Redditors must be thrilled.

My friend the key is clinical detachment. Someone has to catalog it all, put together the old names with the new, archive it all in one place. The truth must live, historical continuity must be sustained. The truth is their sole nemesis, the greatest threat to their entire evil enterprise. Truth is in the end the only thing that will set us all free.

Cannibalistic mother rabbits, mind-warping fungi, autogynephilia- things can go wrong in such catastrophic yet fascinating ways.

Could you elaborate on why you think he's all these things?

No, I'm just talking shit about this faggot.

The worst of his offences is that he's, may Allah forgive me for uttering that word, australian.

'Zelenskyy touched my peepee and made me sad' - future direct quote from transracial, transgender, transabled Muslim Slavic Nigger With 36DD detachable tits.

You don't want trannies in women sports because you care about fairness. I don't want trannies in women sports because it rewards weak men. We are not the same.

it’s not that hard to find out what whites, blacks, and hispanics want to identify with. JUST MAKE DRAGON BALL Z.

Ok, I will trust you and check it out but if its bad I'm coming to your profile and calling you a faggot.

Fair enough.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Fuck that, I'm not a foul-mouthed piece of shit. Take your profanity and shove it up your gaping fucking asshole.

You can fuck right off, my language is as clean and innocent as a newborn fucking lamb. You, on the other hand, have the foulest fucking mouth I've ever heard. Fuck dude, calm the fuck down with that shit.

 

[Mr Bunny]

I can't believe I doxed a newsreader's bum.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

a Palestinian murdering skeleton with a ugly clothing line

it would be like volunteering to watch a butthole clench.

He looks like he was stung by a gay bee

Her highly trained service dog drank reptile water at petsmart and is sick.

“Retard” is not a slur against mental illness. It’s a factual statement that some people are retards, whether by biological means or choice.

he's got that anglo-kike John Oliver look about him.

 

[Pedophobe]

We tore down Superman and Goku took his place.

It's the Village People except no one will remember any of these particular faggots in 50 years.

 

[Gentlebastard]

All that is to say, don't mistake politically entrenched insular thinking with evil, that's what turns you janny in the first place.

I mean I want to make fun of this person but then I remember how many insane chicks lust after incarcerated serial killers and mail them their panties and shit.

These people are enormous faggots and should be asphyxiated in whale blubber.

While that is kind of sad, at least they will provide a lot of amusement for KiwiFarms.

Yes stalker, I did.

And no stalker, I did not.

Enjoy prison, child

Turns out Pat was the true haiku master all along.

many would be okay with making Holocaust denial illegal and punishable by forced circumcision

yknow you acted like a moron when the entire thread dedicated to autists making fun of fatties, stops the laughing at fatties, to tell you that you were being a cunt to the fatties

 

[Useful_Mistake]

AM NOT ALLOW!
BROKEN BRANCH!
ANCESTOR CRY!

I cannot believe that Donald Trump planted cocaine at the White House.

ah yes, i remember back in my day when i used to randomly find cocaine in my house and just didn't remember how i got it

 

[Meat Target]

I want your product, not to be your fucking friend you tranny faggot fuckos

The last twenty+ years have been a case for Islam being right about several things, women and faggots, for example.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Keyboard Kamel Kountry

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Dykes actually hate other dykes and vaginas, its why the sex stops as early as the beatings start

I’ll give it 2 years times, he sounds like a nasally and stuttering guy so probably skinny or fat faced. HRT has done more damage to the nerd community than crack to the black community.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Could he at least do something about his pubic hair?

There are better ways to cover yourself in piss these days.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

The downside is I have autism.

 

[Blackstar]

He says he tried to interview Null for his "article" and Null called him a furry and the conversation was over.

 

[Gentlebastard]

What kind of disgusting, useless, pile of human adipose would sit around eating for 2+ hours?

...oh right, forgot which thread I was in.

His tombstone will read the following, as per his demands, written just a few hours before his death:

Here lie Jak Scafani
Gud fathr
Gud husban
<OBJ>

But what is a meme? The New York Times explains.

Do you think she fact checks at all if she can’t even proof read 23 words?

she proofreads worse than I do on an internet lolcow forum

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I remember searching for nazi websites or neo nazi forums when I was 11 or 12, and one of the results that came back was a fetish website with a title that said something like: "Gay men who find men in nazi uniforms attractive."

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

It's because your bitch clits are disgusting to look at, you spotted hyena skinwalker.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

its colombia, not columbia you fucking retard

brave didnt autocorrect it so therefore don't give a fuck, get a country with an easier spelling name

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Who needs LSD when I can blow your fucking mind with a Kiwi Farms post.

 

[doodoocaca]

Maybe I am being autistic but it seems like these troons are not running a proper cost-benefit analysis before they put their plans into action.

 

[Francesco DeIIamorte]

I'm mildly concerned that this site is pretty much my only source for actual news. The other is Funnyjunk but new news only shows up if they can meme it.