random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

my respect for a woman's opinions is contingent on their rating out of 10.

 

[Poonocchio]

I suppose it depends how their dicks were Jewed

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

None of the people featured in this thread should be procreating.

 

[Power Appreciator]

the daisy is destructed

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

I get told that I'm creative from time to time, but honestly, 'oh shit I ripped off my pussy when pulling on a zipper' is not one I could've come up with.

 

[3MMA]

Fucking evangelion didn't stop rape, you nigger

 

[Abraham Lincoln]

Honestly I would argue we should start doing that in the good old U S of A. Go to one of these open air drug strips like Kensington Ave, round everyone up, then throw them in an arena with weapons.

Imagine like six hobo crackheads armed with everything from pipes to weed whackers against the modern lion: two dozen pitbulls hopped up on amphetamine and tased to a blind fury in stalls.

Last men standing get a pound of fent to kill themselves with or last dog gets a steak.

It would be a bigger draw than WrestleMania and we'd be cleaning the streets/pet rescues.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Let's see that dick.

 

[Pissmaster]

Claimed he was ready for hats. Immediately deleted his post when he received hats.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's kind of a weird question, but I gotta ask...why the black man?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Well sometimes I eat on the train

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

The average person under 30 has been dealt such a coal black, Congo nigger shit sandwich that it's quite astounding any of them manage to function at all.

I'd rather be homeless scurrying around in the woods than produce for the sole benefit of ( thankfully, finally ) dying boomers, niggers, the mentally ill and the gorillionaire oligarchs running the ZOG-empire.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I'm a literal short-bus riding autist AMA

 

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https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patric...r-realautomanic.65412/page-2066#post-16666540

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

Blocking people is pussy ass gay behavior whether it's on kiwi farms dot polska or twitterx or anywhere

 

[Aunt Carol]

My uncle, who doesn't fully know how to English, ended up with an underwater fishing camera with no recording function, so he can look at the fish but he can never record the fish.

this is so poignant

 

[Poonocchio]

Good job 47, crypto will be wired to your wallet shortly.

 

[MrJokerRager]

>californian women wonder why they can't get a black person put in prison after they spent most of their lives campaigning to make black people above the law

If he's only sniffing nigger ass, I'll allow it.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Who will she throw food at when her mother is dead?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Stalker Child, NO! You can't call me a Retard on the internet! That is DEFAMATION child! I am not a Retard! My IQ is probably high!

Janny Jersh is gonna get another dumb Subpoena written in crayon again, isn't he.

HNNNNNNGGGG I'M LE SUING FOR LE DEFAMATION
NOT. ONE. MORE. STEP. TROLLS