random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Black Man Underwear]

@Gas Station Boner Pills

"Please live stream a hate crime for authentication"

 

[Aunt Carol]

That's hepatic pathology, my nigger.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I want to walk past a retirement home and have geriatrics who regularly shit their pants think "wow, that guy is totally lame".

I am past the double nickel agewise and have no desire to keep up with the trends on the ground. I will, by all accounts, end up like Little Edie in my costume of the day still listening to the music of my youth and attempting to headbang to a familiar crescendo, knocking myself unconscious and found with my cats eating my face off. Such is life.

Looks like a Rob Liefeld character.

It's kind of a weird question, but I gotta ask...why the black man?

It doesn't look good on women, and it looks even worse on troons.

What even is the point of 4chan anyone other then being a shitpost website and a honey pot

Tomboy genociding aside,

redditor with some bytes stored locally on a hard drive, bytes in some type of sequence which he "can't talk about", many such cases.

You've committed the fundamental error of expecting logical thought from someone who's whole life is delusion

When the cops arrive, the deputy goes in first and comes out saying 'you're not gonna like this chief, someone killed this tranny before we got chance to'

Your tax dollars at work! Turning unfuckable hideous fat men into unfuckable hideous troons!

I don't know if a more clear "fuck off" message could be sent, and yet the hint isn't getting through.

To any of you young people out there who stream everything, go buy a 5TB external hard drive, and learn to use torrents. The day will come when you are glad you did.

I'm sure a titty poster was a big selling point for teenage boys in 1978, but the Internet has significantly lessened the allure of forbidden titties.

 

[Autistic Joe]

>Troon decides to touch grass, but does so in retarded fashion
>Troon horrifically dies

I see why there's so many terminally online shut-in ones now.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Once upon a time there was a pedophile named john money...

I like this site because someone can take what I say too serious or too lightly. It's the ambiguity of it all.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

No niggers are gonna fart in his fat whore wife's vagina either. Maybe some homeless bums, but nikki has niggers lining up to fart her vagina full.
I'm not black, and not into that sort of stuff, but if @MWV would be willing to give me two 100 ounce silver bars, an a plane ticket, i'd fart in his wife and faith's vaginas.

 

[Sprate Header]

There is nothing about Achilles suggesting faggotry. Except for being Greek.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Man, imagine the force with which she could shit on you. Like her turds are punching you in the face.

 

[Poonocchio]

he'll be cooming down the mountain,
when he cooms

 

[Useful_Mistake]

You better find your own woman, Hillary is MINE.

Maybe we should kill politicians randomly until they get the point and start governing with the interest of the people in mind.

Except he goes to where the price is $$$$$ and brings $$$ and is utterly baffled this doesn't work.

Considered that, faggot?

I'm hoping for raccoons myself. They have opposable thumbs.

 

[Gentlebastard]

These posts reek of a lack of employability.

The motion is either going to be dry boilerplate he found online or unhinged retardation, no in-between.

He did not have intercourse with the melon. He simply fingered it in a suggestive manner.

your honor, I need to delay the hearing until after the FBI arrests everyone I don't like. this should happen any day now.

If he swears on his life he'll pay and then he doesn't, they can legally kill him.

American whites are niggercattle. The torch of reactionary renewal will be carried by kebabs and beaners.

This article uses a lot of words to say leftists can't meme.

If high french fry prices cause you to sexually assault girls, I don't think you're fit for society.

"Romance only bookstore"

This is the catlady equivalent of a brothel.

The suspect’s identity was withheld by officials pending notification of his relatives.

I don't recall setting my Guess The Race game to Very Easy.

Studies show the author is retarded. The sample size examined was this article

There's no mask to take off, anymore. Now they're ripping off their faces and exposing their skulls.

 

[Ken Barlow]

Some people here have no friends and look for attention and validation. It's that simple.

 

[Autistic Joe]

Give up, honey, you're 2 cats away from the Wine Aunt Starter Pack.

 

[Pedophobe]

also why do people have such a hard time explaining & understanding furries vs therians

Anyone who claims to have an IQ of 171 is special with a hard R.

Surely OP didn't dox himself through this one notification bubble, right?

Tried pressing X but controller still broken from last time.

"I don't get embarrassed."

Kris Nova's impact was felt far and wide.

 

[MrJokerRager]

The ears are used to locate the victim from her braaps, which are in a frequency too high-pitched for normal humans to hear. The truth is, with the size of those nostrils, he could smell her from 5 feet away, but he gets up close because that’s his fetish.

 

[Meat Target]

If high french fry prices cause you to sexually assault girls, I don't think you're fit for society.

Dude, how good are those French fries that you'd rape for them?

 

[Aunt Carol]

I may at times like my chicks with dicks but blasphemy is not a game to be played with

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

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I guess the surgeon was hungry when they sculpted this hellworld ode to cured meats.

 

[ForTheHoard]

A quote from Null on today's MATI.

"You can't call people dwarves anymore. That's sexist, or some shit."

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

A "cock" the size of Rhode island and "balls" the size of my three month old cat. Much male, very sex.