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[S.C.U.D.]

I'm already psyched at the prospect of inviting Loki (the god) to watch Loki (the Marvel series on Disney plus).

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

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Tupla shit?

 

[glass_houses]

Tupla shit?

Mmmmmmaybe? Check out her thread, it's a trip.

 

[DrNow]

omaigahhh pretzels um how am i gonna eat that ha ha im such a frail little twink xD! girl dinner!

 

[Gentlebastard]

This article is satanic. Horrid runes dug up from the blackest depths of Baphomet's colon.

Please rate me mad at the internet.

I want all the mutha fukin' hats on this one. ALL. OF. THEM.

Thank you.

all this article does is remind me that i have yet to read my copy of the book of mormon after i stole it from a hotel.

saying i stole it makes my post sound better

I can see the Pepe and Soyjak of this in my head.

Beating hippies in the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

At this point, unironic CCP rule would be better for San Francisco. Total Nigger Displacement.

Why do I have the nagging feeling that this guy has weird shit on his hard drive?

Nigga has the "I got scat kiddy porn on my laptop" phenotype

Nothing else in the known universe does that, it's only him. Even the worms in his garden enjoying some perfectly seasoned dirt don't do that.

horrific tranny sex fantasies aside,

Pffft. You can still see the floor in there. 0/10, would not admire hoard again.

Anyway lobsters eat each other. Even lobsters know they're delicious.

On a very narrow autistic reading he is correct, but he misses the point entirely.

There’s probably a smell of sulfur and brimstone whenever you deal with that group.

More like Chloroform and candy.

The sky is an oppressive, fascist institution. I didn't consent to the sky being blue. Everyone who says that the sky is blue is denying my lived experience and gaslighting me into thinking their cisheteropatriaric color is real.

Its not paranoia if something fucked up is actually going on.
Just regular pattern recognition.

 

[demicolon]

She's like a reverse Hitler. She did atrocious unspeakable things, and then entered art school.

 

[glass_houses]

Slice, Cauterize, Sterilize. Did a new "Cope, Seethe and Dilate" just drop?

 

[MosBodacious]

Sorry that I SAVED you from a life full of troons and a childless existence.

- Ralph on Twitter

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

rare as hen's teeth.

 

[Poonocchio]

Dude's built like a wisdom tooth.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I'm not a brain dead drooling retard, I can read numbers.

 

[Local Fed]

They claim to be the only true opposition to Jewish Power in the United States, yet they are protected by Cloudfare.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

"Android I thought you had a 6 year old son?"
"My 6 year old medical waste was always a daughter, fascist!"

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Sagging tits, very disrespectful.

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Clear proof money can't buy class but good Lord it sure can buy a titty lift.

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[Lithuophile]

kiwifarms is quickly becoming the KSSR kiwi soy socialist republic its over every user who said anything was banned its like pol pot the smart kiwis murdered the dumb kiwis murdered the only kiwis left are the ones subservient to the regime

 

[Meiwaku]

I get into arguments with people a lot, most if not all of my bans are for racism. This time I was banned for making a post telling the jannies to clean up several threads.

I got blocked from replying to the Man-hate thread, I don't even know how that happened. I thought I was being polite

I hate everyone equally but I hate niggers even more equally.

Now she's counterbalancing my autism to make sure our kids grow up the right way.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

You win a beating for being a nigger

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Your partner is a HE and makes coffee for you, meaning you're gay.

which came first, the pooner or the "evil tits" graffiti?

Oh no! Anyone who sees my dick will know I'm an outlaw.

i have sympathy for your autism but use your autism to preach good not evil

 

[JustSomeDong]

Essentially, Steve Urkel is a manifestation of an ancient African trickster spirit, sent to punish the Winslow family for their lack of respect of their ancestors.

There are almost endless layers here and the writers did a brilliant job in creating him. Steve Urkel is perhaps the greatest mythological inspired villain in modern pop culture.

 

[Chongqing]

I had an aunt who was obsessed with Paranormal State and Investigation Discovery. She's dead now.

- @ZipDisk