random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Disgruntled Pupper]

It's like she's partway through a curse that's turning her into a McNugget.

 

[RyePonic]

Nooooooooooooooooo not the heckin doxerinooooooos

 

[Watcher]

"sorry that's too personal a question, can we talk about what bad dragon dildos I like instead" from @OwO What's This? in chat

 

[Autistic Joe]

Imagine being dumber than King of the Tards. Embarrassing.

 

[Woodchipper]

This is a woman-hating thread but tranny-loving is a bridge too far. Do not jack your weenus to troons

 

[Sprate Header]

Send a dick pic to null, he will be impressed at the curvature

 

[keytar]

I don't think anybody involved is Jewish, they all just probably have autism.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. ⬆⬆ Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, 🏞🗺 or any nation so conceived and 👁 so ‼ dedicated, ♂ can long endure. We are met on a 🅰 great battle-field of that ☝☠ war. We have come to dedicate 🅰🅰 a portion of that field, 🏞 as a final resting place for those who here gave their ☝ lives ☘ that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and ☝ proper that we should do this. ☝ But, in a larger sense, 👁 we can not dedicate 🅰🅰 -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The ☝ brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The 🏕 world will little note, 🗒 nor long remember ♀ what ⁉ we say 🗣🗣 here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated ♂ here to the unfinished work which they ❤ who fought 🗡 here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining 🕵 before us -- that ☝ from these honored dead we take 🛍 increased devotion to that ➡ cause 🎗 for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, 🏞🗺 under God, shall have a new birth of 🅱 freedom -- and that government 🕵 of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

 

[RACISM]

Alright, powerleveling just a bit, but I really am into hands.
Some disgusting weirdos are into feet, well I'm into hands, like a dignified gentleman

 

[Meat Target]

You are a low-IQ gorilla nigger who talks like an otherkin. Lurk more.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

We pinpointed her her from being rejected by a tuk tuk driver

 

[Gentlebastard]

A statement fit not just for any run-of-the-mill retard, but an exceptionally retarded retard.

I wanted to beat that shirtless faggot to death with a waffle iron.

Sham keeps trying to hiss like a cat and that faintly annoys me in live action. Mostly because thanks to the Farms I know that's making someone creepy very erect.

he's trying to be goth but that's not gay. Usually.

You will live in the pod, you will eat the concubines.

At least the Donner Party had the decency to mostly wait until the victims had already died!

I would be weirded out by any troon period, cuntboys dickgirls alike. Even if they pass or whatever if the reveal happens my mind will flip the "einhorn is a man" alarm which I don't think I can get out of my head. It's like finding your parents are first cousins, it's not easy to scrub that from your brain.

gayer than a locker full of leather Moloko fans who just want to dance to eclectic disco-pop

"Did you know that homothallic fungi are able to mate with themselves?! As a result I think we should let male cross-dressers expose their penises to teenage girls at the local pool. Don't you agree?"

My youngest daughter thought she was a Velociraptor for a week after watching Jurassic Park for the first time.
By the troon cults logic I should have started feeding her raw meat and moved her into a cage with an electric fence.

so hes a run of the mill garbage Sci fi writer? Careful man, with his level of disregard for reality, he could start scientology 2.0

Dan doesn’t have a penis. I. Do. Come get this dick. Dan’s a loser anyway!

A man in his forties sent that text and I just can’t let it go lol

His personality is so abrasive, so condescending, and more than anything so fucking bizarre he manages to make anyone who has to deal with him end up hating his guts.
Its a gift.
Just not a good one.

Ah. I have encountered a number of Yankee Doodle dandies who claim Son of Erin-hood through and through, despite the only real determining connection is a surname and alcohol problems.

You forgot to account for the fact that he is mathematically fat.

He is almost as stupid as your average african bongo nigger. That's pretty impressive.

why is his book just some fag looking for stolen art in between fucking child hookers?

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

NSFW warning

You faggots knelt down in front of Verizon and all the other internet providers who gleefully overcharge you every month and gobbled down their dick while a shit in the street who got his marching orders from Verizon did exactly what they wanted.
And when you stood up and wiped your fucking lips, you had to stand there with a smile on your face and say "No, this is good actually."

 

[Autistic Joe]

Jim may be a nigger, but he's our nigger.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

If you have a problem with that, go back in time and tell cave men to stop ooga-booga-ing over big titties.

 

[often puzzled]

"MAY THOUST CHAIR HAST ARMS AND ARMS BRUISE MY TENDER CANDY JUICY THIGHS! BRING ME CHAIR WITHOUT ARMS OR I EAT YOU FOR DINNER!"

• They proceed to inform the giant ogre that they do not have anything bigger.
  • "YOU WILL GO TO ANOTHER RESTAURANT AND FIND ME A CHAIR! I PAY YOU MUCH DINAROS BRING ME CHAIR OF WORTH!"

 

[Useful_Mistake]

There is no race of man lower or more contemptible than a silicon valley tech journalist and it's really kind of embarrassing watching everybody here screech like racist chimps because she's Indian, as if that's somehow worse than being a silicon valley tech journalist.

 

[Aunt Carol]

When smells are mysterious it's so much worse.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

As far as I knew or cared in 2nd grade, my teachers just lived at school.

It's just a fun insult
I honestly don't give a shit that she's Indian

 

[Autistic Joe]

Empty Kiwifarms Theory: It's just Josh posting on here and simulating 10k logins per day and populating all profiles using AI and enslaved Balkan children under threat of starting a new genocide.

Only You (tm) and Josh are the real posters here.