random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

Part of me wants to feel bad for him but its a small part with minimal support in Mental Congress because the "hahaha social media isn't real" party keeps laughing hysterically over every motion they raise

I do adore the wider internet becoming aware of just how dumb our fat boi is.

im interested in seeing how this pans out. you either get decent living conditions or lord of the flies, both of which will interest me nonetheless

Yeah, that thing is deader than a parent in a Disney animated feature.

this is literally just a stick in the eye to the religious minorities living in India. Their current government is extremely Hinducentric and works hard to fuck over the people in India belonging to religions involving cleanliness.

That's right. He's too fucking stupid to make instant ramen.

I’m not trying to sound like an asshole (though I know full well I am)

The eyes of a man who's watched far too much degenerate porn. Coomers have such a disgusting aura.

 

[Sprate Header]

she shits her pants just like me she's so obtainable omg

 

[Pedophobe]

As for the writing, you're fucking terrible. I've eaten Alphabetti Spaghetti and shit better writing.

"I feel like I've done practically everything I can currently that isn't surgery/laser (besides losing weight), but I'm kind of at a loss here."

She looks like she’d be fun, got that sparkle in her eye. Possibly also insane, but there you go.

 

[Poonocchio]

Ram a speculum in that rancid pit of Satan it will likely tear.

It's gonna split the troon in twain like the pear of anguish..

 

[Meat Target]

"It's Kitsune Cherry Venus, shitlord. I'm a sex wizard. Now please direct me to the nearest orphanage."

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I like cats. And I don't care for people who don't.

This guy... has more Funko Pops than I have books.

I find the argument that cats kill birds to be completely absurd because birds are not real.

 

[Poonocchio]

I swear to god, every time I see you involved in a thread somebody ends up shitting themselves.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

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I AM
NIGGER TOAST
AKA MEGATRON

 

[Meiwaku]

@anonymous forum member (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!)

i kill you i break every bone in your body

i kill you you bastard

Now a combo:

nigger i see female led societies all the time. they're called beehives and theyre in my backyard

you hear the word beehive and immediately think of black people instead of bees? men really are hopeless

You can give an otherwise androgynous, non-human bipedal cartoon rabbit pronounced eyelashes and a slightly cinched waist and immediately some dude will want to fuck it.

You seems trustworthy, I'll take you on your word that Josh wants to fuck furries.

I want you to take a step back and look at yourself asking a poster called RACISM this question.

 

[Gentlebastard]

What is the point of articles like this? I could see an angsty 15 year old writing crap like this, but an adult?

"This literal whore with an avowed criminal history is an obvious positive role model"

Where does it specifically say in the law "It is illegal to attempt to run across the Atlantic ocean in a giant hamster wheel"?
Fucking pigs keeping an honest man down!

"Florida man arrested while attempting to run across Atlantic Ocean in giant hamster wheel"

God forbid men have hobbies.

I was too socially inept in highschool to have figured out this cute girl was into me.
I demand that this court order her have sex with me forthwith to correct this grevious error.

>A custom pop I had commissioned of myself
How much of a narcissist do you need to be to get something like this?

If I die, I hope I reincarnate into a cute women's bicycle seat".

Why is his custom commisioned Funko of himself covered in jizz?

If man wasn't made to master the planet God wouldn't have given us opposable thumbs and more developed brains.

the idea of a child not liking cake is antithetical

Imagine having a son (or worse, daughter) whose classmates find out their mom starred in "Fat Black Cocks Unleashed!"

The biggest ad for homeschooling one can find.

Truly he is the plantonic ideal of what a obese, white trash, ignorant, spoiled glutton of an american looks sounds and acts like.

It's admittingly hilarious watching Japanese Ricky Berwick go to town on her.

Ian's gotten so based he blew past redpilled on tonight's episode and went straight to blackpilled on the elections

Confined in her New York apartment, hermetically sealed away from the world, ordering DoorDash three times a day, no husband nor progeny in sight. The year is 2033. Covid is practically a distant memory at this point.

*Breaking News - Covid outbreak detected in Massachusetts*
She drops to the floor, tears in her eyes, a grin on her face. She scurries to her phone to open Twitter, vindicated in her unwavering loyalty to the Coof, never doubting its return, not once. Taylor quietly whispers... "I won."

riding the bus for their weekly HRT whilst heavily breathing and rudely staring at the people nearby

Necromancer, Asshole Elf Lord, Space Jihadist, but worst of all, Tranny

He has a particular hatred for Somalians as their skinniness results in a very stringy and unpleasant tasting pepperoni.

 

[thhrang]

https://judedoyle.medium.com/kiwifarms-went-down-now-everything-is-kiwifarms-218d95bd9a76

https://archive.ph/gKAK8

"The site is KiwiFarms, which exists solely for the purpose of killing trans people, and also sometimes disabled people"

 

[Brain Power]

Their writing is so feminine it can cause gynecomastia with prolonged exposure. It should have a black box warning.

 

[Aunt Carol]

How bittersweet - validation via speculum and smear, but dysphoria when diagnosed with penile cancer, or colon if that was the method of construction.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Everyone wants him to be this great anti hero. Sorry but real heros don't wear fake tits.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Save spiders. Protect spiders. Scoop up spiders and take them outside.
Put a cup over baby spiders and put them in a bush. Take photos of pretty spiders. Give spiders food. Spray spiderwebs with water to keep them from getting dehydrated. Look at spiders on your walk. Toss swatted mosquitos into webs...

 

[Autistic Joe]

Frankly, I'm impressed it's possible to look like a 12 year old and a pedophile at the same time.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I started to wonder if maybe there was something wrong with me, that maybe I was broken inside. Then I realized that, no, I'm the normal one, they're just a bunch of autistic retards who had no friends.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

You were born too late to explore the seven seas.

You were born too early to explore the vast reaches of space.

But you were born just in time to experience Patrick S. Tomlinson.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You have just discovered a 100% guaranteed method of making me notice a penis with interest and curiosity.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I also think I could feel poo on my penis when it was inside her butthole.