random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

TOTAL. RETARD. WAR.

"Strap me to a missile and launch me at the WEF, my body is ready!"

Ethan Ralph will go down in history as a trailblazer for all niggerkind.

Adios. Peace. See ya. Bye-bye. So long. Goodbye. Vale. Adieu. Farewell. Sayonara. Toodle-oo. Cheerio. Ta-ta.

Don't come back.

Inshallah they will be introduced to the business end of a noble cartel chainsaw.

Oh God, the woke retards leaving the US are infiltrating Mexico. God knows they don't have enough shit on their plate with cartels, poverty, and the CIA.

There's a ton of things you could criticize libertarians for, and somehow the left always goes with the worst ones.

That's a pretty big jump from "leave me the fuck alone" to "I hate niggers."

Don't worry, the Governor, who is in no way in bed with the cartels, will make sure that a warehouse is raided, a few kilos of coke seized, and four fall guys are arrested for this.

Today I learned another way to clock troons.

Also the anatomical science of True And Honest Breasts

throw punches like an autist who got given red food on a white day

I have a story, but I need promises in advance I will not be made fun of.

I am half kidding.

I think you're on the wrong site.

Pat's takes are so retarded that I actually get frustrated when he misrepresents arguments I don't even agree with.

I'm not sure whether I hate it more when I agree or disagree with him because when I agree with him I wonder if I'm some kind of absolute fucking retard.

It's perfectly fine to say evolution is wrong if you're a Troon.

My highest level of disgust is pretty simple. I hate Nazis and I hate niggers. I despise notions of ethnonationalism. Hamas supporters tick those boxes pretty well, being Nazi loving sandniggers that want a Muslim-only world.

"Terrorist" now considered a racial slur, the PC term shall be "Muslim of socioeconomic conditions"

he strikes me as the type to think a voice in his head isn't an internal monologue but an ET communicating to him

The phrase “dykebreaking kink” has reminded me that troons killing themselves is a beautiful thing, and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Could you please rephrase this in either Marvel or Harry Potter terms? I’m very confused about all this geopolitical drama.

I love that even with all the power of the Chinaman's filters, the dude on the left still looks like Buzz Lightyear with eyeliner and a bad wig.

troons really like it and want to see a video of the shark being fucked

Sermon on the dumping mound.

“The atalker child’s shall inherit prison”

In the words of the late great Billy May's,
"Why the fuck would you offer this information?!?"

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Oh right yes let's all mock the woman who had an emotional reaction after a sociopathic tranny with a publically known violence and gore fetish harrassed and berated her for saying some words he didn't like.
...

Total moid death.

 

[Meat Target]

Null, please recall your pigeons before they start World War 3.

Look, covid shot my cousin and you're not going to convince me otherwise.

 

[easy]

WARNING: Gay handjob within:

 

[thhrang]

Since she’s so ashamed of her porn career I’ve been beating off to her old videos as a form of dignified protest

 

[Al from Dadeville]

hobo tested, hobo approved. look for them at a supermarket near you. we start with the best parts - the snouts and rectums, flavor them with a secret blend of hobo herbs and spices and broil them for 3 hours in a toaster oven to give them their special charred and shriveled texture. the only hot dog so good the wern asks for it by name

 

[TooManyKittens]

thank God cup sizes work like batteries, otherwise my male brain would be fuuuuck

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

"I burn my whiteness off with a black-bloc suit, pheonixing into ancestral warriors from all races and genders"

source

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Take care of yourself and lets fuck them all in the ass.

 

[Meat Target]

I would first have to know how this Goat pisses out of a snake, of all things.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Look, if a game of Monopoly doesn't incite murderous rage in at least one of the players, you're not playing it right.

There are times when the deafness associated with a lifetime of motorcycles and earthmoving equipment is a real blessing.

40 DEAD JEWISH BABIES JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

I would also boycott muslim brands, if muslims produced anything other than crude oil, violence and childrape. But it seems that they don't.

I'm sorry you're too stupid to pay above average attention to world affairs, stalker child.

Love the AI's interpretation of a "Kiwi Bird"
It's combined the fruit with the bird, it's neat.
Retarded.
But neat.

Null is too stubborn, autistic and spiteful to ever troon out or suffer trolls remorse. I refuse to believe my babyfaced Dear Feeder would ever break. They'll have to Epstein or John McAfee him.

A true and honest woman and definitely not a textbook example of a delusional man who became the goth gf that he could never seem to find.

I've been to France and I can confirm it's tied with Hell. That much, I'm willing to concede.

No pics but I can smell the neckbeard and double chin

Apparently "gremlin" is now a gender.

Troons are reason I can never tell my daughter why we can't buy that cute shark toy she sees everytime we visit Ikea. TTD, those freaks ruin everything they touch.

stupid but more critical thought than I would have guessed his stroke brain can muster

When Jack takes a shit he probably tries to write off the toilet paper as a business expense.

The sauce looked truly unpleasant, like seagull shit.

If something happens and it's not posted online, did it really occur?

my apologies for conflating downies in any way with troons

Schrödingtroon's story, both true and untrue until it's shared online, then it's revealed to be a complete lie.

The transvestite is immunized against all dangers. You can call him a pervert, a weirdo, a troon, and it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him an Autogynephile and you will be astonished how hurt he his, how he recoils, how he shrinks back - "I've been found out!"

Not only this hog transitioned into a crossbreed between the nazi-poster untermensch and Bobby Hill but that single fucking chest hair is just... Fucking Hell.

Null confirmed to be facing Remote Death Row

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

you're drinking water?
you know who else drank water all the time? MY ABUSER!
you fucking piece of shit!

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Wearing your husbands comfy hoodie isn’t really the same thing as furtively taking your wife’s leggings to have a wank in though.

 

[tehpope]

If anyone was looking for a reason to stop feeling bad when these retarded pieces of shit get murdered by their pets, I'd say this is something to consider - Kyle Rittenhouse shot 3 leftists and managed to hit 2 pedos. That 2/3 ratio seems to be pretty consistent too.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

He’s not against dead babies, he’s pro Hamas

 

[Kheapathic]

The bible says not to spill your seed on the ground. I think slurping it up from there is implicit.

 

[PetiteFeet]

And if you call yourself "Eris" you may as well put a neon sign on your forehead "Ask me about my penis".

 

[Gentlebastard]

Look, I know dope makes you a horny bastard, but you can't go around fucking kids, it ain't right.

Alright well if he shot a pedophile let's drop the charges, throw him a parade and be done with it.

@Null, if this is where you spent my site donation, I'm 100% ok with it. Mobile farms when?

Just have a truck with a loudspeaker on top screaming "NIGGER" 24/7

This all happened so lightning fast, from 0 to Jewskin Lampshades, just like that.

It is really great to have no horse in this race for once.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Ain't it just quackin' crazy how everyone who declares Jihad upon the Farms is an unhinged, hypocritical sociopath with skeletons they want to keep in the closet? And yet, we are the bad guys.

Leopards, face, etc.

What the fuck?

This was not the direction i thought this story would go holy shit.

10 am? Lazy retards won't get anywhere starting their drinking that late.

Also come on, you just have to mention a black guy talking about loving monkeys?? You're asking for off-colour jokes to be made, now!

"To go on an obese legal rampage, press 2".

In conclusion: this troon faggot probably fucks dogs.

That dude is a human degenerate pencil with an animal head attatched. Can we please hurry up the apocalypse?

Wearing your husbands comfy hoodie isn’t really the same thing as furtively taking your wife’s leggings to have a wank in though.

After acknowledging her suicide he was a real gentleman and waited a whole month before retweeting tranny porn.

Literally everything about him is disgusting and repulsive.

there's no scenario where a dating sim made by a trans creator depicting an ugly NEET woman who wears hoodies and thigh high socks and clutches a blahaj and lives in a filthy room and has a gaming chair is not trans. The only way it'd be more explicit is if she were waving a trans flag and had whipped her girldick out.

Ackchually, Mew's original Pokedex entry says it was found in the jungles of South America. (I should not know this.)

Dearest Kiwis, I'd like to introduce you to the #tgirl tummy tuesday tag on Troonblr.

Wrong as always, stalker. That is not the conservation of mass. You have been instructed many millions of times to obey the laws of thermodynamics. Continuing not do do so constitutes felony not trusting the science. Enjoy entropy.

I love when the planets align just for the purpose of giving me a sensible chuckle.

How many millions of people have cried themselves to sleep in the knowledge that they will never find a best friend - they will live and die unloved and alone. This one, this utter fucking retard, had the incredible good fortune to find his other half and threw it away like nothing to pretend and coom. Breathtaking.

"Don't deadname me, my real name is my Xbox Live gamertag I came up with when I was 10."

 

[Brain Power]

I'm completely undoxxable.

I use KF in Google browser, incognito tabs, on public McDonald's wi-fi, on the display phones in Apple stores, running homebrew VM software that changes the OS to that of the ZX Spectrum.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

THE PENIS IS EVIL

Someone wants both attention and moral high ground.

If you, following media hype, believed that The Blair Witch Project were found footage, chances are you voted Trump and allowed Hitler to rise in power.