random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Oliver Onions]

*Narrated by David Attenborough as Werner Herzog

 

[Seafarer]

Faggot’s hanging out with Orion, Soda, Jean, and Chris Tyson like they’re some sort of shitty A-Team version of pedophiles

 

[polyester]

Not to say everyone who says kike or sandnigger is a screeching retard, but all the screeching retards say kike/sandnigger.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

As a proud member of Generation Z, I aim to challenge the status quo within organization's HR teams to create a more engaging and inclusive workplace. I've grown to 50K followers across platforms in less than a year, and that's because this message resonates with today's workforce.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

sorry babe the dishwasher broke and im retarded please fuck me

 

[Gentlebastard]

Just fire him into a blast furnace and be done with it.

I'm just wondering why there's a nintendo at school. Aren't kids retarded and gay enough?

This like catching HIV when trying to avoid getting HPV.

lesbians have drained the sperm banks of Denmark dry

nigger fatigue is real and sometimes you just have to have it stomped into you

Shave his head, glue on a yarmulke, and airdrop him into the Gaza strip.

It won't solve anything but the drone footage will be fucking amazing.

Tard strength doesn't care how big its target is. You're still at risk of brain damage the second the downie with a greasy bowlcut gets mad about tendies.

Having lunatics be free range is so much better for them! Lots of exercise, fresh air and all the dumpster scraps they can eat!

Stop letting your mentally fragile 14-year old dick around online unsupervised.

"Quick Jerry, take a picture of me kissing our dead daughter son, I need to post it on twitter because I'm an attention-seeking cunt to teach those bigots a lesson"

Rest in peace, may the afterlife be better than the hoarders den you had to grow up in.

Bitch I don't have time to follow you around! I have to carefully divide my attention between politisperging, work and Skyrim.

Don't reach across me. The dairy case is where I lose my will to live when grocery shopping, and I'll move within 40 seconds when my brain reboots.

" Insert Penis Here ."

Those eyes and that mouth are infuriating. He might as well have a forehead tat that reads
" Insert Penis Here ."

He's going to be buried in a T-shirt with one of his bitmoji's, a final "fuck you" to their licensing requirement.

But then we all know how Jagoff wants to go. Being smoked at 225 degrees like his beloved pulpork.

The "8 year old playing with mommy's lipstick" look is very fashionable this time of year

I don't what point he was trying to make but he had his dick in his hand while writing this.

No idea what TERF flags and symbols look like, must have missed that memo.

Whenever I see pooners IRL I just get this urge to push them over. Not like a shove, just gently exerting pressure on their shoulders until they fold. They wouldn’t do anything to stop me.

Back in this thread after a long, long time. Good Lord this shit has only gotten worse, hasn't it?

 

[Poonocchio]

How do they go from 'make grotesquely enlarged clit more like micropenis' to 'indistinguishable flesh colored cauliflower'?

Any pooner who wants to keep their vag while reshaping their labia should hold their cunt open for a week with tape and see how they come to enjoy everything drying out and becoming irritated

 

[PhoBingas]

YO Lil bibi, I took a fat dump in the bathroom of Hamas HQ this morning and I DID NOT flush it!! After I wiped my ass by squeegeeing it all off the edge of sink countertops. How do you like them skid marks lil bibi? TURN THE WATER BACK ON!! OR IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN!!!

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Yeah the more "normal" community here is nice. You guys play video games and shit. People that are regulars at a death enthusiast forum...

wew

 

[Dr. Butt]

What reckless faggotry lurks in the heart of man.

 

[BMO_]

Doxxxxxxing isn't a felony. Your shit is public posted by you

 

[Extreme Crusader]

How do you people fall for this shit. Embarrassing.

If there's actually an update, make a TTS thread. Stop pushing Twitter gay ops on the forum.

 

[Finger Pistols]

no, but i tip my mommy some yummy tummy cummies when she brings me my tendies.

No further comment.

 

[Pedophobe]

Please, please stop posting your nudes.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

If only gender-science could build some kind of copium reactor to harness the power of delusional particles, we would have an unlimited source of clean autistic energy.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Chomos need to understand that 99% of people regardless of political affiliation want to see them fed into a wood chipper.

It is a very good thing they are isolated and afraid, they should feel that way.

Honestly I was hoping they were the sort of tranny that posts their floppy flesh sock on Reddit, but alas they are not.

Imagine the reaction if you transported the People of Reddit back to the 1950's.
These faggots would be lynched and the people doing the lynching would be praised.

KRISHNA has concerns about where she shits

I am very sorry you suffered through this, but I enjoyed reading it.

She also said she was quitting comedy, so it's unfortunate to see she hasn't.

She’s quit performing comedy. We are, however, still laughing at her.

Turns out my gestures are neither masc or femme but simply autistic

On the other hand, you're no longer a virgin, and you have the genital herpes to prove it.

“No, stalker. I am not at home fucking my wife. You are the one fucking my wife. Enjoy prison.”

I don’t think he is a child abuser himself. He kills children for food. Not for sexual pleasure.

almost unique among lolcows in that he literally never takes a day off from being hateable

“I have no ill intentions.”

*doxxes family*

"I lurk Kiwi Farms" is starting to become the new "I'm friends with people in Anonymous/on the Dark Web" and I hate it. Please, shut the fuck up.

We find Kiwi Farms to be a bunch of meanypants, therefore we reverse our ruling not based on merit or legalities, but because we are unable to operate as professionals and instead are purely driven by emotional manipulation and baseless conjecture while incessantly needing to feel morally superior

More people should show up to Youtuber's houses. I think every Youtuber should be afraid constantly.

ngl getting a supreme court ruling on greer v moon would be kino

They’re either in denial or they’re masking their coomer/simp nature with political sperging or “he’s a soyboy, I wish she would have shidded and farded on his porch”

On the bright side, this is pretty funny in an stupid way.

I miss the old web before it was completely taken over by corporate interests.

A new era in patposting is dawning, over the top elusive and exclusive perfectly preposterous praise for poorly produced publications.

then someone brings in a low-rent manic pixie girlfriend

His native language are grunts, squeals and crude gesticulation.

might as well go all in on your journey to heccin' valid paralysis

How dare people use my own words against me!

There has got to be a less retarded way to phrase this.

Null banned guns on the Farms and now at least 4 people are dead.

"We didn't listen because we didn't like the tone of voice of the messenger" sure shows that the adults were in the room.

I'm by no means a medical expert, but based on my layman's understanding of human physiology, injecting anything directly into your weiner sounds like a rather poor idea.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

I'm writing nigger on a forum that's been banished to the fucking nether realm 109 times (and counting).

 

[Hitman One]

Chris died for our sins. REPENT! DEATH TO KIWIFARMS!

 

[Skitarii]

You shipped me with Barbara!

He was in jail for Bella’s crimes.

no happy meals in the slammer

Bella was the real sex criminal

"The Charges, Jerkcop?"

 

[Celebrate Nite]

the only difference between the regulars in BP and the regulars in A&N is the frequency in which the word “nigger” is used.