random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

i laugh at the social misfortune but not the castration

It's amazing how he sounded like a lesbian Stephen king fangirl.

Karl has reinvented the AR-15 to perfecrion and we are just too stupid to understand his satanic genius.

He looks way too weird. Like I can’t explain it. Every time I see his face I a deep uneasiness.

 

[Dr. Butt]

he appears to be this fat Mexican vegan guy larping as a panda

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Used to be that these guys got caught with hookers, now they get caught dressing like hookers on Reddit.

 

[Skitarii]

TERRORIST WEBSITE USES SATANTIST COMPUTER TECHNOLOGY

 

[LikeRivenIRL]

@RussianBlonde

I have to say, I haven't expected @Null to be such fucking giant tampon wearing queer.

 

[Bionicle of War]

'I don't want to hear about you having sex with chickens again'

 

[Gentlebastard]

Check it out guys, I'm a real sci-fi author, I read about aerogel on Wikipedia! I'm pretty sure I know what's going on here???

Please be a parody

Still telling that we have to genuinely think about whether this is real or not.

Forgive my severe case of mobile fag

I think I got a blackout on tranny bingo with this one.

Starbucks Barista, Communist, "Polycule", Disabled, Danger-hair, Gofundme, Cashapp, "Sex Worker", Sex Abuse, Shitty Tattoos, Fetlife Degen, Retarded (free space)
Edit: Oh, I missed "Currently Unemployed", BPD, meme-diseases, including cellulitis (i.e.: FAT)

Was she just going down the list of stereotypes or...?

Every lolcow is at their best when left to their own devices. They act retarded of their own volition, and we laugh at them.

As a fellow bodycam enjoyer, they are a goldmine for chimpouts from all classes, creeds, and backgrounds.
Chimping out at a cop is a true American equalizer.

I come from two long lines of "poor white trash" and while the Kentucky side may be strung out opiate addicts, they are nowhere near anything like the Scalfanis. My Virginia side would refuse to associate with them. You can be low class and still have dignity.

she looks like an amalgamation of every Space Jam alien at once.

Every time crypto fails, an angel gets its wings.

Anybody that gave this shitbag money deserves to lose every cent. He's the most untrustworthy looking person I've ever seen.

Sorry to shit the thread up by arguing about how fuckable our great grandmothers were but

Technically not a social media thing, but you guys just need to see this display of lunacy.

looks like he can't tell if the interview is a prank or not and is just waiting for the grand "You got PRANKED" reveal at the end. It's pretty bad when even the conspiracy theory guy thinks you're crazy.

how do you do, fellow abominations

I can't believe this, this is one of the stupidest things he's ever said, and that's a long list.

"My mom said you don't get to speak at all until you've been trained to take her 14 inch strapon"

The infamous "I have every STD" tweet.

THE GOURDS ARE BACK IN TOWN, THE GOURDS ARE BACK IN TOWN.

ALRIGHT GUYS, RIBS FOR MAMMON!

Laying down on a bed of butter with sauce sounds like the exact place jack would want to spend eternity.

personal A-Log

I always felt that Grindelwald was more justified than he seems because he was trying to stop wwii. Idk maybe I’m misremembering Harry Potter lore.

Say what you will about the SS, but they never came begging Americans to foot the bill.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

YOU want "back to work" so bad? Go deliver pizza- the REAL working class is hungry.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I don't know why anyone would expect him to not be just as stubborn when he's obviously wrong as he is when he's obviously right. He's oppositional defiant disordered this whole website back onto clearnet, he's not going to cave on the cheese question.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

According to blind German clairvoyant and rumpologist Ulf Buck

 

[Autistic Mushroom]

Funny story: I stopped using reddit about a year ago and my girlfriend told me I became more pleasant to be around.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@JerryBeansMan

I heard theres guys that pump fake cum into their balls so when they really cum it looks like theres way more, is that true?

down the cum hole

@AnsemSoD1

Cumming to my senses.

Why do I always have to shit when I piss?!!?]

I just can't take this shit no more

@nippleonbonerfart

you know if you're trying to jerk off to short people there is better midget porn on the internet

I'll bet if Howard Hughes was still alive he would have flown into spruce goose and thrown jars of pee at the elderly

@JerryBeansMan

i keep my pee in a jar so theres room in my balls for cum

 

[LikeRivenIRL]

If you want to guntguard for TERFs, that is your business 900%.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

My sister and I played it together (yes, really), and we were able to avoid the incest route.

 

[Tablet County]

Obesity rates don't indicate anything except how many pacific islanders are living in your country.

Bible thumping Republican politician is probably the worst possible career choice for a slutty gay dude.

 

[Pedophobe]

Leave the Irish alone, you fat slob. They’ve suffered enough.

It's pretty bad when even the conspiracy theory guy thinks you're crazy.

They were just furious when she finally revealed that it wasn’t a metaphor for being Trans.

 

[Poonocchio]

He looks like his implants are made out of two magnets repelling each other.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Politispergs have always been the niggers of the Kiwi Farms.

 

[BirdUp]

This isn't just another online "slap fight", dude.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Sorry lil dood, misgendering only works on trans people. If you call a cis man a woman, you just look weird. But if you call a shrill-voiced pooner a woman, everyone secretly agrees.

calling a jew a jew or a nigger a nigger inflicts critical damage, yet calling a white person a white person has no effect whatsoever and is even a nice compliment.

I'm fucking dying that despite being 50+ and effectively just being a crossdresser with no hormones or surgery this bloke passed better than probably half of reddit troons despite being thirty years older.

That's so fucking funny man.

I wasn't prepared for his post history, review these while I go pour mouthwash in my eyes.

Wow, the legendary liberty ninja armor set . Only the chosen virgin would find the links to these items.

Context: poster lives in Saudi Arabia, where you can go to any local market and pick up bags of spices sold by weight, including any spice blends/mixes your heart desires...and then choosing to instead stock up on Lowery's.

This is a chef's kiss leopards ate my face moment

A Canadian and a pedophile. What an awful combo.

He's been on here. So he's maladjusted, he's just smoother about it.

As a brown man who's been condescended to by white liberals with saviour complexes for basically his entire life, that video of the Muslim women completely destroying those antifa lunatics with FACTS and LOGIC(tm) was oh so gratifying to watch.

Edit: upon further reading, this guy was a lunatic.

It would be like Mrs. Doubtfire but creepier and bleaker.

Me am want sugar because doctor tell me no.