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[Pedophobe]

"Fuck kiwifarms and fuck the US laws enabling them."

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

You should post detailed instructions on how to cook meth here it would be funny I think

Grind up the sudafed, run it through a coffee filter in acetone or methanol or something, then dry it and solvent wash it in toluene or diethyl ether. One's a hydrophilic solvent and one's hydrophobic, I forget which is which, I'm not a chemist. Either way you want to fraction out the middle layer on the toluene wash. You're supposed to do this bit like 10+ times to get your fed all sparkling and clean but fuck who cares that I do it maybe twice. Once you've dried your ephedrine, put it in a saucepan over an ice bath and make up a mixture of about 3/3/1 of fed, iodine crystals and red phosphorous and add about 50ml distilled water per gram of mixture. You need clean iodine and RP and how you clean those depends where you're getting it from so I won't get into all that because cleaning that shit up is basically whole ass entire runs on their own especially if you're doing nigger shit like cooking out iodine-povidone washes or whatever. Anyways, you want to let that react over ice, and slowly, slowly raise the temperature, first to room temp and then start boiling it over an oil bath. Use a thermometer, you want to raise the temperature, let it sit for about an hour, then cool it down and go for a higher temperature. You should have good ventilation for this bit because the fumes that come off it are pretty bad, they're not like phosphine gas or anything I don't think but they're still pretty bad and I think they'll chemical burn your lungs and eyes and also they smell. End result is you want to have cooked that shit at over 200F for at least an hour, but you want to build up to this real slowly because the reaction is endothermic and it'll give off a lot of messed up gasses and maybe catch fire or explode if you're too fast. I take my time and go like 24-30 hours on this because being exploded isn't fun. Now cool it right down to ice bath temps and drop some sodium hydroxide in, I'm not sure how much you're supposed to use but just like a bottle capful or whatever seems to work. This part is also really endothermic so be ready with the fire extinguisher and like, lean your head away when you drop it in. If you can't get pure sodium hydroxide just use whatever you have. Sodium peroxide might work, I don't know. Once it stops spazzing out and frothing, acetone fraction it (yellow layer) and in a separate container put some table salt and add sulphuric acid to it (battery acid solution works fine). You want to collect up the gas that reaction lets off and bubble it through the oily yellow meth liquid. Taping a funnel and rubber hose to the top of a jar works fine for this. Bubble it through real thoroughly, get that gas all through your base and then just add more sodium hydroxide till you get the Ph up above like five or so. Then just put the liquid out in a baking dish and wait for it to crystalise and you're all done.

Nobody does that method anymore you absolute aus-nigger, especially not outside of big batches.

On a personal basis addicts all do shake and bake, in that case there's no drying or processing the pseudoephedrine, nothing, it's just a reduction using lye, ammonia nitrate, and lithium, which produces supercritical anhydrous ammonia under pressure and peels electrons off of the lithium, which reduces the pseudoephedrine to methamphetamine.
I think that's called a benckeser reduction, or that might be done specifically with sodium since that reduction process works for all alkali metals that have a single electron hanging off on their valence shell and is pretty common in organic chemistry.

It's this shit basically, but with tweakers in plastic bottles who start themselves on fire (since it involves lithium, which just like elemental sodium and potassium loves to start on fire in the presence of water, floating in a big pool of what amounts to lighter fluid)https://youtube.com/watch?v=Eej6kG4NyFwhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=Vxqe_ZOwsHsWe're talking about home brewing, no home meth cooks do red white and blue anymore. Don't be silly.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

we're all Baby Hitler.

 

[Skitarii]

Hey sis, you know that "stuff" we do? There's a game about it!

 

[Kerr Avon]

engorged red schnoz

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

After being called out for watching incest anime with his 14 year old sister:

@PoweraHuskCryon Oh, so you just hate anime.

Not linkable since it's a profile post

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

There's no way that poor kid isn't being molested.

 

[JesusIsTrans!]

"He literally posted his address on Google and said I threatened him and doxed him"

 

[Tablet County]

He is extremely committed. He single handedly convinced most of kiwifarms im a nigger

There are certain things I personally enjoy (extreme racism)

The Britbong must be taught to fear the automobile.

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is not knowing how to drive Real Hahahaha Nigga Just push the pedal Like Nigga turn the wheel Haha

How come I can go to the park and like every group of girls there that isnt some mom is smoking pot and drinking and its totally cool, those are some fun girls having a good time, but when I show up at the park with a bottle in a brown paper bag and a pipe and start smoking, *I* get called a deadbeat, a degenerate, a bad role model, a bum, unambitious, a loser, all sorts of shit. That double standard always sucked.

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

Does she look like Emma Watson or Bugs Bunny in drag?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Not linkable since it's a profile post

https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/comments/542971/

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

watched gameplay of it, and I must say the cannibalism(especially in a survival context) and incest are relatively tame compared to what happen in the game.

 

[Pedophobe]

Your brain is rotted from anime and masturbation, you need help.

I'm rooting for Skynet.

"I don't know why I ever think trooning will solve anything. I can't change height, and height is LITERALLY THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS!!!!"

Reading that back, I guess I'm just an asshole LOL.

Misery, anger, lack of purpose, impotent rage. All part of the same shit bouquet.

 

[Hitman One]

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Shenis

these women are victims of a society that has thought them that a woman MUST have a vagina, and a man a penis. That penis is something Lesbians should avoid. For what reason? No one can really seem to say.

 

[Gentlebastard]

A man who shaves his head is simply aging with dignity. Men get bald, and it's more dignified for a man to admit he got old and bald and shave his head than do a shitty gay combover and pretend the male prostitutes fucking him in the ass do it for free.

He just needs to piss napalm now.

"I don't need to enlist to fight in World War 3, stalker. Thanks to my many STDs, my piss is now weapons-grade napalm, and Ukraine uses it to burn the Russians. I'm already doing my part. Now hush and do yours, child."

cool pics of orangutans (the best primates)

I like that his internet persona is "complete asshole".

99% of "asexuals" are attention whores.

It has been a re-occuring nightmare of mine going to one of these spice stands and sneezing very loudly, making it disperse everywhere into peoples eyes and they all start screaming in agony.

So they finally got Alexis Texas into fucking niggers uh

Wait, for real?

Damn, the west really has fallen.

I wish, just once, it was the fault of the gross pervert being a gross pervert.

We all know it always is, but they never admit it.

Coomers will hold it up as a new standard for American race relations for years to come.

Pfft I'm not sure that even counts as a horde. Get back me when you can't see any of the stuff on the floor under all the stuff on top of it.

Are you posting from the 16th Century using a built in phone in your DeLorean?

I talk to Leftists all the time even when I think they have retarded ideas

how do we live in a world where people no longer understand the concept of homosexuality?

>blacks being literal slaves is the same as me not getting to put my """shenis""" into anyone I want without them being able to stop me

Is this peak troon? Please tell me we're at peak troon.

Things can always get worse.

I have heard many excuses for why someone is autistic but never "titanium deficiency".

 

[DOORSTUCK]

 

[Tablet County]

Its like watching a Tarantino movie starting an hour in with no context. I don't know what the fuck is going on and why everyone is screaming for no reason.

He wasn't a dime a dozen, he was a nickel-a Tesla.

If women are so awful then why do their vaginas feel so good?

She is a gateway drug to the world of the Cuddly Octopi Master Race.

As a racial slur and negative racial stereotype enjoyer

 

[102]

"@stealthytoilet Lolcows do not exist, stalker. Only your sociopathy exists. Enjoy prison."

Oh yeah, and this all-timer too:

 

[Tablet County]

Oh yeah, and this all-timer too:
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This kind of reads like the "you will never be a real woman" copypasta.

 

[Skitarii]

Me and my sisterwife have been going strong for five years now, and we're expecting our third child in December