random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Kheapathic]

Welcome to having downtowns like fucking Mogadishu, where the only Internet is from cell service because not even a Basketball American can jump into space.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

Coomer is just something used by faggots to make fun of people with normal sex drives.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

FUCKWHYAMIFUFKINGNMJRJRJRJRJRJRJRRJRJRRJRJRRURUUUUU

fuck.
just
fucking
come here
and
kill me

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

love the energy of dudes gathering around a collection of serial killer psychosis drawings going "oh, shit... uh... I guess I'd fuck the one on the right... if I had to"

 

[Meat Target]

Who gives a shit what Mei Ling is doing or the peepee-poopoo-man's backstory?

Seriously, when did these niggers lose their balls?

 

[There Is Light At The End]

this is beyond media illiteracy. this is advanced retardation
From here
Post in thread 'DSP Plays Balding Gate 3' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dsp-plays-balding-gate-3.177746/post-17425358

 

[Harm]

so why even bother man??? bottoms up! you put in all this work and sometimes things don't even turn out like you want them to... sometimes things don't go as planned, so why even try man? if the boulder will roll down the hill, like, what's the point? might as well enjoy the moment.... gay nazis might shoot me if i show any self-awareness

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

I'm releasing the mads I got when Vax drew me getting cucked by Bargain

 

[Tablet County]

There should definitely be more high quality cartoons covering the Bible stories for kids and teens...The 50s Hollywood Biblical epics and Dreamworks cartoons come close, but these are Jewish creations with Jewish undertones.

I really hope you don't have an Old Testament in ypur Bible.

H-bama guy

I actually met this guy once in kallamazoo, he was standing at the back of a very long line, i asked him what he was on line for and he said fucking OP's mom, he said it was his third time through etc.

Go fuck an iceberg cracked writer.

I sometimes covet my neighbor's ass.

 

[tehpope]

@Tablet County I stole "go fuck an iceberg" from Savage Streets btw.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I'm patiently waiting for a response prank channel, where someone gets the Dox of a prank channel faggot and just walks up and hits them square in the mouth with a steel pipe and yells "Yo, you just got pranked, ma nigga!"

Motherfucker can't see Christmas colors, possibly decided to try to steal attention away from christmas by trooning, is this dude a fucking childrens christmas movie antagonist?

Need to find some of my old classmates. I now have definitive proof that I was right when I called fred gay.

What a fuckin' dweeb lol. If he's in Boston I hope some guy named Sully who's 10 Sam Adams and Irish folk songs deep shoves his head into a toilet.

 

[Lurker]

It's not rocket surgery.

 

[Asian tech support]

This is me stating that I will need at least $160 by the 9th as I have an eyebrow doctor appointment right next to walmart the next day and can grocery shop right after or right before my appointment.

Taken from a Lou Gags fediverse post.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/louis-...oness-lynn-brooks-acekatt.66344/post-17429279

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

An inevitable consequence of being a coal-burning pitmommy.

Even a gay retarded rapist like me can tell she doesn’t actually believe in any of that stuff.

If we get to the point where something like that is accurate and free to use (fuck it, i'd even pay unreasonable amounts of money for it) i'll probably won't leave my house for the next 20 years. I both dread and yearn for that day.

 

[Skitarii]

you really aren’t gay more of a poop-sexual.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Full disclosure I own a 300 dollar kamen rider belt but I got it on clearance for 70

Absolute normalfaggery. Socks and shoes. My brother in Christ I just bought 4 different shades of brown calligraphy ink and Hercules beetle larvae.

 

[Darksy DePhil]

@Null why the fuck can't I delete posts or my account? Opsec my fucking arse.

 

[Pedophobe]

Trained on SomethingAwful, Reddit, and Nazi wartime propaganda.

The true aryans are the friends we made along the way.

 

[Aunt Carol]

No, I refuse to endorse his frolicking!

 

[Solomon Bundy]

If you want to fuck kids go to reddit where you belong.