random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I don't think people here are away of how many of my shitposts were written with a small therapod dinosaur on my head.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

God I can't wait for the hot new Yeastie Boys track to drop

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

>throws jew down the well
>Jew starts tunneling

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

It's my frat, nice butthole bitch.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

he doxes people, then prank calls, swats them, reports them to law enforcement and posts publicly accusing them of various crimes, predominantly various pedo things. The problem is, they're all lies. If he gets a picture of someone, he'll claim it's their mugshot.

In one instance over the course of a month he announced a girl was his e-girlfriend, then took over her discord account, announced every guy she was talking to was a pedophile and doxed and swatted several, then after isolating this girl from her friends and continuing to post using her account claimed she herself was the "leader of a pedophile groomer gang" and deleted her account.

he called one person's elderly mother at 4am, and when she told him he was full of shit and hung up on her, he had cops sent to her house claiming -from what I can gather- that she was holding someone captive.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

the minute you're telling me "imagine having sexual relations with your Sega Genesis" I leave the room and possibly call the police.

I can cook. Not in the "if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen " way, but "Sit the fuck down and let me show you how it's done".

 

[rubytintedchix]

If I was Mommywife Toiletwand I'd be thanking Jesus every morning and night that the slurring boulder is stopped up.

From the Cooking w/ Jack thread.

 

[Chongqing]

will appreciate all the help I can get. Big Ups Shmegma Untitled.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jared-...-anonymous-jared-juggernaut-punky-jay.180171/

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Women evolved from thousands of years of being raped

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

She was arguing with a bunch of kids about hypothetical cannibalism involving Rammstein.

accidental kimchi

 

[RACISM]

Are you making a @RACISM golem? This feels unwise.

 

[CEO of Pickles]

Alex may be a 1200 pound poop-flinging gorilla, but he's MY 1200 pound poop-flinging gorilla.

 

[Spud]

This is a free nigger zone, rejoice.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I must protect my family, by killing other people.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The jury should judge the man innocent or guilty solely on the basis of how big cannonball splash was.

Hands up anyone who hasn't wanted to do a cannonball in a Bass Pro pool.

And if you're not holding your hands up, you're a lying bastard.

Much like Gamergate, Buck Breaking is relevant to all topics and will be until the end of time.

I'm not thinking of it as black on black theft, I'm thinking of it as comedian on comedian theft which is more egregious.

Of course as a pajeet the first thing he thinks of when discussing bathrooms is rape, as streets are for shitting so why else would that little slut be in there

can't be trusted with technological advances beyond putting a stick into a termite mound

Of course, when Africans and Fr*nch fight each other, is anything of value actually lost?

it's hard to ignore the comedic value of someone tackling a little old lady

I am a HUNDRED FUCKING PERCENT going to hell for this.

I hope niggers flying at judges becomes a national sport.

Do your part and only buy tuna if it doesn't have the "dolphin free" sticker.

There's no way I accidentally spiked my own drink, is there? What is this timeline bro.

Well, the joke's on you, researcher, I am most definitely kinda retarded.

Breasts versus butts is one of the greatest debates since the dawn of time.

I fully expect Jack to die midstream or doing a jack on the go at some gas station, trying to hork down gas station tacos.

I had no idea that Mexico was this deep in the tranny pipeline. Good to know that while cartels control, murder and rape the people of Mexico, at least they are not bigots.

It's a lot of work trying to be the most Oppressed and Marginalized(tm) folx on the Internet.

Neat, now we can track how assblasted he gets when people talk about his horrible blood pressure by day.

The military and rape go together like wine and cheese.

I don’t really think “gay”, “straight” or “bi” has anything to do with it.

There are certain guys who will fuck anything. Male, female, kids, animals, stoma bags on a cracked out whore.

lol at that definitely single troon autistically breaking down his dating prospects by percentages. That’s definitely an L.

You're overthinking a post the agp coomer has furiously fapped to while writing

 

[JustSomeDong]

I have a date in less than three hours. I've got a bunch of mushrooms in my bag, a shirt I don't like, and I palmed half a tube of surgical lube.

Daddy's coming home.

I feel great.

 

[Tablet County]

Is that why men watch or make CP, because they're into contact sports?

I mean contact is involved but I don't think it is a sport.

Yes, but there are teams, which include pubes vs no pubes.

True but just because it has teams doesn't mean it's a sport.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Cogent is a nigger. @RACISM can back me up on this one.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Self hating white people are a uniquely evil specimen. No other race has an equivalent to that outside of some far leftist in Japan and South Korea. If I had a single bullet and had to make a choice between a self hating white person or an invader. I will make the self hating white have it.

 

[Tablet County]

Must… resist… urge to self doxx with very specific technical knowledge… can’t powerlevel… with credentials…

youre playing a dangerous game tunnel tranny
nobody is more transphobic than the mole people

Forgive me if it's been said, but this dude is literally Dilating his property

I think you're a faggot and you need to dig some tunnels.

Mad because a man in high heels can dig better than you ever could.

Look man, if the Baptist church downtown was digging a secret tunnel I’d also have questions.

Tbf I have never heard a white supremacist or any antisemite claim the Jews are the Skaven

Tunnel Jews rule!

Mario is a baptized Catholic, like any good Italian-American blue collar greaseball. He says "Mama mia!" to explicitly avoid blaspheming Mary. His signature color is red, to represent the blood of Christ. He is a tradesman (plumber) as a nod to our savior's profession (carpenter). His nemesis, King Koopa, deliberately invokes Satanic motifs in appearance and style, associated with greed, excess, and hellfire while commanding an army of unholy minions.

He spread the word of the gospel to the godless Mushroom Kingdom, saving the Toadstools from their polytheistic heathenism. The Mushroom Kingdom, in its idealized form, represents the potential to be the Kingdom of Heaven in earthly form through faith and fidelity to the word of the Lord.

Despite these Christlike parallels and his status as a hero, Mario never forgets to give all glory to the Lord and Jesus Christ for his strengths and successes.

I couldn't select just one snippet from this post. It's all good.