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[cybertoaster]

China's dystopian society disturbs me. They already of 15 minute cities in many places and overall just feels like hell. The only thing I could really respect about this fucked up shithole is it's rejection of faggotry such as LGBT and Social Justice even though China is a communist secular state.

This is your brain on /pol/.

 

[Tablet County]

Britain, if your raging hard on for a decisive war with Russia lasts more than 170 years seek international help.

In terms of butt-fucking jokes, the Mahrines hold the crown.

 

[Lithuophile]

just like there is white trash, there are niggers, you are one of them.

She'd first need to be taught by a black kang such as yourself about black rape statistics

The beautiful sounds of Android throwing beer bottles as Ness works on scrubbing her cut-off plaid shirts.

 

[Pissmaster]

It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you at least cuddle a bit haha.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You do not need pussy to live

But if you're stranded, alone in a survival situation your first instinct isn't going to be "how can I turn this cactus into a makeshift fleshlight?"

 

[Tablet County]

I'm a kike, a homosexual, and a member of the furry fandom. I don't know what the inside of a closet looks like. Who do you think I am, Tom Cruise?

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

@Lifeguard Hermit, I'm 24 and still never had sex, don't plan on doing it any time soon.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I’m gonna rape Android raptor until she’s pregnant than I’m gonna shove feces up her pussy so our baby can have a little snack.

 

[Waifu Days]

Yes, but I'm not legally allowed to.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

After I voiced my suspicions of moderator favoritism surrounding this user, the owner of this website personally showed up in a rage and told me to kill myself.

 

[Meiwaku]

" When i return, im done sexting even if theyre into it"

"I'm a horny ass lonely dude right now. And I let my weakness for pussy get me in trouble on here"

User @Ed Weed at his finest saying goodbye in the DMs

 

[Tablet County]

GAY FURRY DEMIURGE. IT WOULD BE GREAT.

I believe the title went something like PAWG Wifey's Anal Destruction By BBC While Husband Watches

it was a sad story about a young mother failing to cope with overwork at the British Broadcasting Company causing her family to fall apart

then she got fucked in the ass by a black dude with a huge cock

I rewatched pink flamingos recently when I bought the criterion, still the best LGBT representation out there. If you want a hilarious movie with just the right amount of flaccid incest bjs, fresh dog shit eating, rape dungeons and of course chicken you can't go wrong with pink flamingos. Remember to pair it with some nice chocolate ice-cream when watching the ending

How do we defeat the feminazi swine?

We build a shopping mall and appeal to their baser instincts. It worked for the ancient Gauls after all.

You must cast smoked paprika on them

You can placate a women's arrogance by showing her a slice of cheese.

the entire world needs to learn our compassionate ways through unrelenting cruelty

I'm here to hate on you and debate abortion, and you're just talking about impregnating me?

 

[Something Awful]

 

[Jacknife]

This is becoming quite the autistic thread. Maybe I can fix this by posting more about my love for feces and rape.

 

[Pedophobe]

I'm sure you've noticed with abundance of people calling you a retarded nigger faggot.

Shooting heroin and stealing her deceased father's coin collection.

She might've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for her own stupidity.

It's no fun for them if they aren't making other people uncomfortable!

 

[Gentlebastard]

If he hadn’t trooned out he so would have become a serial murderer of prostitutes.

You talk as if he can't do both...

the placement of the toilet is just bizarre (in the corner and turned slightly toward the wall) It’s got the geometry of a Lovecraftian temple to the Old Ones.

Time to bust out my credentials as Dr. internet friend, PhD.

Mark my words, this is going to be one of those kids who is massively overweight but also malnourished because all they eat is mash potatoes and chicken nuggets.

That's why I browse both kf and preddit. There's stuff that I disagree with on kf also but at least I don't instinctively hate everyone on this website.

"Noooo stalker detective, it is you who will face the wrath of Dagon, enjoy Innsmouth."

If I had to put a finger on it, I would say what hurts Jagoff's feelers the most is the fact that deep down he knows he's a repulsively awful, stroked-out balding fat 5'3" retarded cripple egomaniac that's never been able to cook worth a shit even though he's prayed for over 15 years he actually could, same has he's prayed he's not really a closeted flamboyant faggot just like his wigger son is.

I'm not going to take life advice from people who can't master the wheel.

He’s what Ralph Wiggum grew up to be after attending Bovine University.

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"NO STALKAH WANKA, I AM NOT AUSTRALIAN, THIS IS SIMPLY A DIDGERYDELUSION. AND YOU ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO JAIL YA CUNT"

Its never passe to state the truth boldly. He is fat, and he has bitch tits.

 

[Tablet County]

all their actual jobs seem to entail is singing, crying, and being gay.

I'm impressed. They somehow managed to make even the temperance movement gay

when did we, as a society, suddenly decide it was a good idea to make the platform famous for a picture of an egg an integral part of the way businesses function?

 

[Black Man Underwear]

You need to just go for it. It's okay to be gay and into black dudes. Don't let the incels on Kiwi Farms tell you otherwise.

I look enough like a girl… maybe we could… you and I…

You will marry a republican woman and she will turn you into a chud. You will go to Church, and you will have 10 sons that you will raise lovingly into strong right wing men.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

null is wrong about women? you dont say. in other news, water is wet.

Nigga blaming anyone else but yourself for your failures is for liberals and women.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

I sleep easy now with the knowledge that one of the worst aspects of our entertainment culture was concocted by the French.