random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

"There's nothing wrong with my hands"
Maybe not in India, where children are born with four heads every single day.

 

[Kaktus Kompot]

So, I realized I’m a guy. Yay. Unfortunately, I’m also British.

He spends multiple hours every day on his phone arguing with his toilet.

Imagine being so bored in a zoo you would rather fuck your brother in the ass to death

 

[Winzler]

I'm not going to be so extreme as to say I hope either of them die.

HOWEVER, my new ultimate wish for the Johma's is divorce, and Ian presenting a content cop on Anisa to the courts.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

the fag game enjoyer has arrived

Kiwifarms is the last bastion of zero faggotry.

white supremacist hetero-normative capitalist patriarchy

White American Tribal Customs State, he must marry said messiah, pound his anus, and inherent his powers through rectal juices.

Well, you can't really prove someone is beyond help without being nice at least once.

Clearly the feds were playing the long game.

You guys aren't getting it. Swedes may have ruined the Hyperborean dream, but when Trump annexes Antarctica, only people with strong Nordic blood and 35% body fat will be able to relocate there and survive. I.e, white americans. This is the dream reborn: Hypernotios. Where our Nvidia gamer rigs warm our winter palace and the diet is all seafood and mountain dew flavored kelp gelatin.

She said if the person who has damaged the dispenser “wants to make a point about some aspect of life at school, this is not an effective way of doing it. …Most importantly, it overruns the law and the rights of some people who need tampons.”

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

@KiwiFuzz2 You should have included the "the" in the quote. That way it reads better. "the white supremacist hetero-normative capitalist patriarchy"

 

[Meiwaku]

I used to get boners on the school bus all the time, had to put my legs up on the seat in front of me to hide it. I even stealth fapped a couple times.

Now this may come as a shocker to you, but what if I told you that I’m a scat fetishist?

So let me get this straight
Coprophiliac = nothing wrong here
Furry = real shit

I'm here to hate on you and debate abortion, and you're just talking about impregnating me?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

If you feel like proving me wrong you can go to that website and deboonk it but I'm not looking up tranny dick to argue this further

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"That caused me to [...] not upload Caillou videos for a good while"

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

You cannot use Mickey Mouse in art, but children could potentially be molested in the name of Disney. Great priorities.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

stop harrypottering me

 

[Gentlebastard]

I think I could cause more damage to people just by being nice more often, it seems to cause people to dematerialize.

ENJOY IMMUREMENT CASK OF AMONTILLADO CHILD!

She needs to be right. She's attached her ego and identity to it. If she's wrong, and the Kiwi chuds were right, then she's nothing more than a fat retard playing pretend.

honestly this is too stupid for me to believe it's real.

Wait… so he CUT OFF HIS PENIS as an EXPERIMENT?! Just to try it?!

Just like regular people decide to try Korean food, or to eat bull testicles if they’re really brave?!

Dear lord, we’re reaching insanity levels I never thought possible!

MEAT IS MEAT
(sponsored by: planned parenthood deli franchise)

MEAT IS MEAT
(sponsored by: tennessee rat ranchers advocacy PAC)

 

[Poonocchio]

Josh doesn't have a base anymore now that Bossman declared a ratwah on him and fucked his mom

 

[Mad_Dog]

Menopausal toddler, indeed.

He has the face of a kid and the breasts of a 60 year old woman who had 10 kids and breastfed them all into obesity.

 

[frozen_runner]

They're spiritually niggers.

Not only does she look and smell like shit, she also has shit for brains. Her blood type is diarrhea.

i really (don't) want to see a rightoid abdl with like america diapers and a maga bib
or a nazi one. googoo gaga-s the jews

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

"I've filed police reports over Mr. Ross's faggot communications calling me a faggot and a queer and all of these things."
taken from the video from here.

2022 Ross v. Berdyck 22CVH0602 Franklin County OH. Couldn't find this one but Peter posted a video of a hearing. Here's a clip:

 

[Titty Figurine]

Its a man's God given right to scream whatever he wants at the top of his lungs in an apartment building with paper thin walls.

I’m about to /pol/ down those panties

You cannot use big boy words in the internet kindergarten. Do you not know this?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Retardation is inspirational

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

based now kiwifarms is gonna bitch and moan about OMG DA POOR FEMINISTS WAHHHHHHHH when feminists started this shit feminists in the 60s paved the way for transgenderism and feminists happily canceled gamers in the 2010s but now its only bad because the trannys took their victimhood?

what

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Please stop naming your ebay auctions "100 used tampons", its very misleading and next time I will be leaving negative feedback.

$1k for internet stickers is a smrt investment.

"SIXTEEN YEAR OLDS COULD BE HERE." he thought

A good idea wasted on the feckless, lazy and black.

Yet we get pussy, and for free, so we can give money to Null.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Stop. Anyone saying they don't enjoy shooting and running over niggers in GTA is lying.