random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

claims by Kiwi Farms were proven to be correct

This is the most haram image on the internet’s most haram website. Well done/shame on you. I hope the image you have wrought haunts you each time you bust a nut.

 

[Rozzy]

I DON'T FUCK DOGS I DON'T FUCK ANYBODY I'M A USELESS PIECE OF SHITE VIRGIN WHO CAN'T GET LAID TO SAVE HIS FUCKING LIFE ONE INDIVIDUAL LIKE ME DOESN'T DESERVE TO BECOME THIS HATED AMONG MAN FUCK YOU.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I associate dark mode with porn sites and seedy stuff. If I were to use dark mode, I'd be horny all the time I'm here on this site.

 

[Just A Butt]

those two quotes would be way funnier if they weren't locked in the DM hugbox

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

and so I became a plastic bukakke reference.

It is wild to me that KingCobra's dry spell lasted longer than the American Civil War.

They call us transphobic but they never call us liars.

Fellas, is it gay to say good morning to another man? It's basically like swallowing his cum of you think about it.

The fact that he has to justify his loli cache with "I love big cock because my own penis is micro" is such a sad fucking L

He's essentially a sex barnacle

Ughhhh NSFW but speaking of piss and men being pigs…

here's the rape tiktok dance.

Last seen: A moment ago - Engaged in spirited banter

I dunno how much his dad actually beat him but clearly it wasn't enough.

He once got his dick stuck in an NES, and his Grandma had to help get him out of it.

Fuck remake you got mail only use grindr

front page of the niggernet

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

No pom pom maker on earth really works. Why do I keep buying them when I know I'll just be disappointed, and what will I ever need pom poms for anyway?

 

[Tablet County]

His penis is underground he can't breathe.

I've seen some shit in life. Fuck, I even died once.

I'm sure somewhere, a chicken is offended.

Firstly, no “man” will ever judge a woman based on her looks unless she’s eating or starving herself to death and smells like dead things.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Is there no end to this lobster feast?

The author fucking knows what they're doing, and they deserve to be dumped in a bog for a thousand years or whatever, like that recently discovered bog cheese was.

They also had the fake babies that cried in middle school, I lowkey wanted to take one home and lock it in the freezer and do other experiments on it.

If this were a pretext to sneak anal dildos into the home, they'd have provided an anti-insertion base; why turn your potential twink recruits off of buttsex by making them have to have medical assistance to have their very first experiment removed?

Unless... what if this is a deep cover operation that's actually targeting Canada's failing healthcare system and hopes to overburden and demoralize its gastroenterologists, starting a domino effect that will bring in privatized health care? Occam's razor, bros; think about it.

I know, but the miracle of birth cannot be condensed into a Veggie-Tales esque cartoon unfortunately

I'm going to get a job there and tell them all to kill themselves.

Dicklet bros we are so back

Saying toilet "innovation" doesn't exist and ignoring all those because you want people to stop using water means these people are either somehow completely ignorant of toilet shit from the last entire fucking century almost or are just actually malicious actors seeking to inconvenience the lower castes even further.

Could you imagine having sex with a fat black bald woman who speaks pidgin?

“DURRRRRR ~WHeeezzee - Put da Dik unf me purpp va-va ruff ok? Me Gassy and stomach no good but vava want orgimusn.”

Would be like fucking a more retarded and fat Jar Jar Binks.

Good, I agree. Label Swift as a dirty Nazi and push her pussy into Trump's hands.

I'd think they would say something like "I'm melting! What a world, what a world!", and then everyone would sing a little song because they were gone.

 

[RACISM]

I piss myself a lot, especially when I'm very concentrated on something and don't put any attention on my muscles (For example, a really hard video-game), but very rarely will I shit myself.

 

[Kirk Van Houten]

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Paul Walker Was A White Man But He Was Black On The Inside

 

[NSJAP]

When all you have is a hammer, every problem still can be bludgeoned to death with a hammer. When all you have is a hammer, squeeze the trigger and watch the success happen. When all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a bleeding, unworthy man on the steps of Congress pleading for his life.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Nah, lad, I've been here since 2016, you're just a sub-literate pol-tard that's drifted in without any idea of what this website is.
I'll stick around if nothing else but to spite you.

 

[barbie meat]

Have you guys ever so much as talked to a woman that wasn’t making meth in a Walmart bathroom?

 

[MrJokerRager]

I'm so used to Jew-made, subversive "embrace evil as good" programming that pro-Christian programming seems like it's from another planet.

 

[Uncle Buck]

>cleptocratic
A professional auThor in every way.
Just look at him definitely spelling the word "kleptocratic" correctly. He never makes aPelling misTakes or typos, child. Enjoy prions.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Mmmmmmmm . . . flame grilled! The shitbulls will eat well today and then I will eat well tonight.
Dog fried rice tonight, everyone! Tell me beforehand if you want seconds!

Seethe and mald, kike. God's wrath is close. Soon, His Son shall descend upon this wretched unholy earth and whip your foreskinless asses all the way to hell's gate. And then we are going to party like the day after Lent. I heard that Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is bringing a ton of sekt, garlic bread, buttered carrots, and pork schnitzels! Last one to the banquet hall gets an "L" from Our Lord and Savior himself!

 

[Meat Target]

Play Russian Roulette six times a day. Soon enough, you won't have to work anymore.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Give the average Yankee a little credit (not much mind you but some)

kiwifarms ipo when?

Hopefully never. You just know the autistic enemies of the site would manage to buy massive stock. The site is safest in Josh's dictatorship.

Once you discard reality, you can be anything.

Mother of gawd I have not been nearly cruel enough to this porcine retard

If someone called me a fat faggot with bitch tits, I'd just say yes, and so is their mom, and watch as they got completely stunlocked in the process. Pat has never thought to turn the tables like that.

No doubt this woman was steering students towards anime fetish porn.

One thinks to themselves, "How can he be such a fat faggot with bitch tits all the time? There's no way this isn't an act. It can't be humanly possible to be so detestable and enormously obese 24/7!"

But you'd be wrong, child. You'd ponder this as you enjoyed the rest of your years in prison while Piggy got fatter, more unlikable, and more in debt.

I've seen some shit in life. Fuck, I even died once. But such a hell is beyond my imagination.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST STOP FUCKING REPLYING YOU MORBIDLY ROTUND MONGOLOID

This guy is gonna win the homeless psycho beauty pageant! I bet he gives the bagladys a run for their soup cans.

Can't wait for a new wave of serial killers to emerge in 20 years time, you thought the ones that were forced to cross dress were deranged, wait until these ones who were forced to suckle from their fathers nipples grow up and understand what was done to them.

A forty year old man posted this on social media because an actor died.

Very clever! A rape shelter that shelters the entire world from the rapists within, who will be too busy raping each other to target anyone else.

 

[Pedophobe]

"I won' last time, and I'm winning this time as well, since ya'll think this is a competition."

JESUS CHRIST YOU FAT FUCK DO YOU NOT SLEEP?!

 

[BirdUp]

The sheer volume of inaccuracies this game has is a slap to the face of all historians across the world and a spit on all the graves of the brave men of all sides who gave their lives for their country. This horrific war really happened. Millions went through unimaginable, unbearable conditions, fought and died for their land, their people, their friends, their families, their loved ones, and EA and DICE do this with that history. They can go to hell for this. Or, maybe they should go to a museum. Oh, better yet, they should go to fucking Auschwitz, and see what the real, actual, inhuman NAZIS (NOT JUST GERMANS, NAZIS) did to these millions of innocent souls. I am on the right side of history, and I thank God each and every single day for the concience, morals and the dignity he gave me. Fuck this game, fuck EA and fuck DICE.