random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Carnavoyeur]

New Nikolas account just dropped
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"Reminding you again that KF isn't on your sides and when they find out about you you'll for sure get lots of dealing with."

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

holy shit that dude is actually gay? lmfao you can just smell the astroglide and poo on him through his posts

 

[AnOminous]

Your post glows, it's like you've been sent by the shoe jews to minimize the damage modern shoes are doing to us.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Getting rejected by a retarded woman will be what pushes me over the edge.

 

[Meat Target]

The balls are not touching, stalker. Therefore: not gay. Enjoy prison.

 

[DumbDude43]

I've emailed EFF a few incredibly bitter messages calling them faggots and have received "Thank you for bringing this to our attention" emails.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I don't think I've ever seen a video game that's closer to the experience of being addicted to hard drugs than Ark.

I think crack might of genuinely been a healthier alternative.

Well he died from a drug overdose so I dunno about that.

 

[Big Brutus]

He beat the horse off so hard that the horse did, in fact, die. (Reference to Vaush)

 

[RACISM]

I don't have any reason to trust you. When I created the toilet pics DM chain, you invited a dozen of your comrades. Despite me explicitly wishing for it to be one-on-one.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

See
Hustler Magazine v. Falwell, 485 U.S. 46, 50-51 (198
(noting that notwithstanding the base and incestuous
caricature contained in Hustler’s parody of Minister
Falwell and his mother, “[a]t the heart of the First
Amendment is the recognition of the fundamental importance of the free flow of ideas and opinions on matters of public interest and concern.”)

 

[Pedophobe]

"The more you meet me with lovelessness, the more I hate you! You meet me with lovelessness? Lovelessness? Fuck you!"

The pursuit of such endeavors is done in the absence of attempting to attract women.

I used to be a Sonic fan, and I'm a futa hentai addict.

 

[Tablet County]

I’m am convinced you haven’t actually been reading the man hate thread.

It’s equally as sexist as the woman hate thread and I post in both because sexism is based.

On the one hand, my old computer bit it and I lost a whole bunch of dog pix I never shared to social media, but on the other hand, finding out you've got a dog fucker as a Facebook friend makes you less apt to share.

"I am not a Thunderdomer! I only post in the Thunderdome!"

Ice-T: "I got news for ya..."

Very American post. This user goes to the sauna with a towel wrapped around his waist like a coy maiden.

HUAID ZE DONG
HIDE THE DONG

I was worried about turning into a weeb but thank you OP for posting an entire thread of gibberish I don't even remotely understand and shattering that notion.

To think an autistic kid in Virginia winning a sonic sweepstakes may rule the fate of the future of the internet.

I'll fill the chromosome shaped hole in her DNA with my dick.

You're going at it, both of you are having a good time, then you get her off. When you do, her retard-strength kicks in and squashes your dick into a bloody paste.

I'm not a demigod with a prehensile penis capable of lifting 405 pound weights.

Sargon's old case against that one Youtube SJW is now acting as precedent to help out the Farms. Stepfather's 20 Year Plan is unfolding masterfully.

 

[BirdUp]

fucking niggers, the source code of my site has nothing malicious in it.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You had better be bootlegging and not actually supporting Netfux there friendo.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/1709272730554-png.5770655/

Theyre saying i fuck my dog and shit like that
All i do is just
Kiss him on the mouth and let him lick me while my mouth is open
Ive never fucked him or anything

https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/1709272691735-png.5770652/

Is THIS the guy? He's been spamming me for fucking months.

 

[Tablet County]

I hope this urofaggot tears a hole in OP's colon with his edgy emo cocka

This is an adult webzone. all underage targets of thirsty gay nekos should move to reddit or discord pls

Gnome activities are underrated. I love going on night hikes near my village on a hillside trail, I can look in my neighbors' bright windows and see their goings-on. They do not know that I am there, passing along in the woods on my dire journey to the gas station. I feel small and gnomish. It's a whimsical, impish sort of energy.

i think if you get groomed on kiwi farms you probably deserved it

 

[Poonocchio]

This steak is blacker than the Jamaican bulls at Hedonism II.

 

[PhoBingas]

I'll give him this, he had balls pulling this kind of grift.

 

[exhausted]

it's ridiculous, my videos SHOULD have redeemed me as a person in general.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Frankly the fact my parents didn't abandon me in the woods to be eaten by bears is a testament to their character.