random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Rotollo 2]

You're too high and mighty to concern yourself with the petty dealings of mundane matt

 

[Aunt Carol]

i also have quite a few mental issues, does that mean no one should fuck me?

 

[eatler]

Lime Jell-O is up there with grape Flavor-Aid if you're making a Potluck of Infamy.

I wonder if Jell-O Corporate plays down their involvement in the Rosenberg spy case?

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@MarqueeIsAFunnyWord

*reads a porn* Wow *my penis boner*

Lady liberty is probably hung as fuck

Green copper schlong swinging around

@SandyHooker

*guy screaming for help while he is being murdered* Oh dayum guyth thith taki noodleth are tho spiyucy *sharts on camera and then starts crying*

Incel? Just get a 300 lb black woman. She will suck a watermelon through a kfc straw

@Toy Soldier

bread can't eat babies

silly boy

@Le Pew

crazy is in the eye of the beholder

Spoiler: long dm compilation

Wow keep TMIing all of us! What was your cheapest fuck?

The Quality Inn in West Chester, PA was easily the worst hotel I ever stayed in. Fucking place had bed bugs.

It was your dad, he loves cock so much he actually paid me for the privilege to suck mine.

Bye gonna go shoot my dad

Seriously you are a fucking degenerate

Your dad insisted on me wearing the fursuit too, I thought it was kind of odd for a normie to do that.

I’ll see you at Anthrocon in a couple years like all the other edgy teenagers who claim to hate furries.

Meet LaQwan, our new Boss Nigger in charge of rape. He will be starting Monday. Please give him a warm welcome.
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[frozen_runner]

I saw the title and hallucinated that she was a nigger before opening the thread.

That's not a hallucination, you're seeing into the matrix.

As a phoneposter, I can confirm that I am retarded

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I once went to the hospital to measure my hitler particle contamination (OSHA mandate).
I breathed on the nurse and the nazi overdose was so potent she killed my jewish doctor right then and there.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

 

[Brain Power]

Turns out depression isn't stored in the balls. . .

 

[Tablet County]

Two dozen camwhores bending over carefully staged kitchen sets pretending they made the cakes in front of them does not an international movement make.

He's the feeder of the third reich

His last whereabouts were in Argentina where he attempted to start The Fourth Course.

I once went to the hospital to measure my hitler particle contamination (OSHA mandate).
I breathed on the nurse and the nazi overdose was so potent she killed my jewish doctor right then and there.

i'm convinced you're all just like nine faggots in one discord group

He's probably the nicest guy I've encountered with a swastika in their pfp

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

raped his cat while yelling out my name

He still messages me every Christmas that he will come to my place of work and rape me

 

[eatler]

I thought we were supposed to make fun of the lolcows, not become them. What gives fellas?

 

[Rotollo 2]

It seems like autists that are only guilty of being obsessed with children's media are an upper tier of lolcows.

 

[Brain Power]

Trannies are the human equivalent of pitbulls. You can feed them, home them, treat them well. But without the sign or notice they'll snap and go after you or children.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I bought a box back in the 1990s and kept having horrible "boinging" incidents

 

[Gentlebastard]

My God, I just realized it's been Current Year for almost a decade now.

I had a friend and she said he kept pawing at her arse all the time, and people knew he was very handsy. Not rape, just rubbing his diabetic Mexican hands on lasses.

Local Khazar Pooner is also upset.

Any woman in history who did anything interesting is trans. Women are incapable of doing anything more than sitting and looking pretty dont you know?

Gawd its so blatantly fucking him it never fails to make giggle like a retard

atleast when chris chan tried to pull a false flag he had the wit to wear a fucking towel over his head

Did nobody ever tell this li'l pooner men can't stand up too quickly or all the semen in their bodies will instantly pour out of their dicks like a pregnant woman's water breaking? I'd have thought they'd cover that in sex ed nowadays.

This will be like trying to take away dragon ball z from Mexico levels of bloodbath.

Germany doesn't actually understand what the fuck people tried to hammer into them after WW2 with Denazification actually meant. All they took from it was "don't be antisemitic and don't like the funny windmill" and all the points about not being cogs in the machine of the state and complete subservient to higher authority just passed by them.

My grandfather, God rest his soul, was a very wise man. He always said the Germans will do it again, they are incapable of being free like Englishmen or Americans. When I see him again one day I’ll tell him he was right, and he’ll laugh at me.

The true role of a good parental figure.

If Girlboss movies are anything to go by, she'd make a great Hitler.

I'm surprised at you! This is the 2020's. Women can be Hitler too, now.

I trust the Cheetos company to make a better food product than the Oakland Public Schools.

Ever wonder what living in CWCville is like? We're in it right now.

The only thing I use Chrome for is periodically googling things like "why do some people think black lives don't matter" and "how to acquire hormones for my transgender child in Texas" to throw them off my scent. It's an easy way to build your social credit score (which totally doesn't exist).

The era of women charging they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie is slowly coming to an end.

The government doesn't care about your health. You aren't centrally planning your way out of this.

Stoicism isn't about being an emotionless robot, it's about being in control of your outward manifestations of them, rather than the other way around. You can understand why histrionic troons and SJW retards in general would not be able to cope with such a concept.

"Granda, grandpa, look! We found this weird old meme on TikTok. What does 'noko' in the email field mean?"

I don't want to be flashbanged by fat tranny gunt.

 

[KittyGremlin]

And one last thing: Please do not get any ideas about posting this DMCA Takedown Notice on your website. I have read the published case of Greer v. Moon, 83 F.4th 1283 (2023). A precedent-setting court has already declared that doing so is a surefire way to become vicariously liable for the infringement.

- Some faggot's DMCA Takedown Notice, promptly posted on the forum by Null.

 

[Abella]

did tranny death squads kick your door down with a political compass test yet?

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@AStupidMonkey

Aaaaaand there goes the headache coming back.

I'm going to go take a bottle of ibuprofen.

If you don't see me, I've bled out through my earholes.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Big tits have always had a place in American culture.

I just hope the shrimp was actually good enough to go to jail for.

I think you live in your head too much, if you break this guy's legs and then just don't admit it 90% of the time they'll talk to you, and you speak like a normal human being, then him and he'll shout like a crazy person, they'll just leave. Trust me I've been through this a few times.

Just as the founding fathers intended.

My experience living as a man has not lived up to what was advertised and I would very much like to speak to a manager.

The era of women charging they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie is slowly coming to an end.

If dragons were real, I'd want to eat them.

“The defendant, Miss Norris, now transitioning, she has a penis, was standing there fully naked, on the first day almost glorifying in that nudity over quite a period of time knowing the girls were there and drawing attention to herself. And the next day when she saw them again and she was naked, glorying in her nudity, almost posturing, definitely manipulating her penis with these two young girls being able to see all this. The Crown would suggest there was no attempt to cover up, no attempts of any modesty or propriety.”

 

[Harm]

i transheart dogdick but i would never ever ever ever touch a dog penis pinky promise