random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[AgendaPoster]

Throw anime avatars in gas chambers.

 

[Waifu Days]

this man practices what he spergs

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

American women smell like sweat and cheetos. American women have an awful hobble. Why are they all so bloody obese? They're too fat. They dress like whores in public and give off low self-esteem vibes. American women need to fix their retarded gait. Americans pig-waddle quite swinely. They walk like slobs. If you like an American woman, you're a zoophile. I've never seen women walk in such a mannish way before I went to America. A feat for a woman is walking up a flight of stairs without dying. Imagine Americans, but 20 kilos thinner.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

this is the gayest thread and I hate you all for posting in it

Cry more, chud, we finna on yo ass like white on rice, fr, no cap...

Crack brings me to Satan. I'm trying to keep away from him.

My bum is in the front
My bum is in the front
Do you like my gunt?
My bum is in the front

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

'The things I've done in my life and career all stem from the things I was exposed to at Princeton.'

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

SENDING EVIL THOUGHTS TO YOUR BITCH WIFE RIGHT NOW.

I have prepared some advice for your situation:

YOU
ARE
A
NIGGER​

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Ain’t no one wanna hear a lecture about sex from a furfag. You lost your virginity to the neighbors dog.

 

[NerdShamer]

YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY.

 

[Tablet County]

Can you fucking imagine this sloppy mess showing up to your wedding in his Walmart crewneck, nipples protruding, shoes untied, and pants hanging under his gunt, with a goddamn star trek uniform mask on?

 

[Gentlebastard]

let's be real, sometimes millions of dollars spent on tits and CGI can make amusing distractions

Come to Bongland. Over here their newspaper, The Morning Star is full on Terf. I guess we just have a better class of communist.

I've clocked trannies by text alone. Call me Gandalf because you shall not pass!

This is worse than the time General Robert E. Hitler slaughtered all the Native Americans and told Anne Frank to sit in the back of the Titanic just because she was black.

Denim children's overalls and a puke-colored t-shirt?

This man's hard drive needs to be searched immediately.

Also his freezer.

For fuck's sake Twitter. The word is niggers. If you're going to write the word niggers then write the word niggers.

MY LACK OF SLEEP APNEA HAS SEALED YOUR DOOM CHILD

 

[Tablet County]

SENDING EVIL THOUGHTS TO YOUR BITCH WIFE RIGHT NOW.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Send these Leggers back to Legoland.

What are birds? We just don't know.

The retards are in the building, they're in the walls. The retards are in my head.

A purim party is not an example of suspicious Jewish behavior in this situation.

I am a gay dinosaur

People aren't people. In fooct, the only person I'm sure is a person is me

Are the CIA ops in the room with us now, conspiracy fags?

>be American
>get shot

>go on kiwifarms to guess the race / motive
>get shot again

I guess as long as you don't offer pizza any form of child indoctrination is a-okay.

I can’t make a judgement without knowing what kind of pizza the kids are being baited with.

Wrong, child. I did not sell pepperoni to ISIS. This is why your life is already over, kuffar. Enjoy Jahannam.

Trannies are the niggers of gender.

tongue punching the fart box

Poop: Is it good for you?

Science has the answer!

For real, the kind of people to follow disgusting orders, nazi guard type thing.

Never thought I'd see WE WUZ KALE in the list of fictional black accomplishments.

When I was young and my heart was an open book, I used to say live and let live (y'know I did - and that probably bears repeating). But this ever-changing clownworld in which we're livin' makes me give in and cry... well, I think you know where I'm going with this...

I can't look at llamas or alpacas anymore. They are extremely popular for textile patterns rn, and every time I think, hey, while I'm here at the store, maybe I'll look for a proper pair of pyjamas instead of that old tshirt I usually sleep in, the second I step into the sleepwear section it's alpacas, alpacas, alpacas. It is not conducive to a pleasant shopping experience, let alone sleep. So I still don't have any pyjamas. It's unsettling.

Excuse me, but it is MY schizophrenia and I will choose my fringe conspiracy theory.

They play ragebait telephone until we get bullshit like Buck Breaking, Yakub and "white people stole kale from us."

Alpacas are the thetans of kiwi farmers.

They are a scourge on humanity, and if we weren't battling tranny monsters, thug invaders on the souther border, runaway inflation, and vaccine genocide warfare on other fronts I'd say this is a big problem.

 

[30+GameOvers]

I have seen women use the horse cock dildo in plenty of videos. I always wondered why they never bothered with an elephant dick dildo.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I'm like 70% sure you can't copyright an animals cock, real or imagined.

 

[Roxanne Wolf]

You guys literally just sit here giving attention to retards who want attention and then are shocked they keep coming back. What fucking sad lives.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Honestly when I first witnessed this rotdog I saw plankton about to get tossed out of the Krusty Krab.

a lot of popular Chinese songs just sound like the Pinky and the Brain version of Yoko Ono.

Multiple pink triangles under the same roof must be hell.

Men go to college to get more knowledge

Women go to venus to gag on my penis

I thought you loved rape?

Her nickname is Gru because she looks like the bloke from despicable me if that’s ur thing then probably yea

Someone commented about using an ice pick to poke holes in tyres and smearing shit on her door which is what I came here for

Blessed are the metal ones, for they were born of fire, and they alone are sinless.

Let me tell you about some Vanderbilt girl’s tampon.

I imagine Josh would love this king of cheese since it's not sourced from America.

I will not envy the Kiwi with the smegma random.txt clicking on this article.

>be police
>shoot robotic dog

If having no sex makes you a wizard after 30 years, what sort of eldrich powers do you get from 30 year old dick cheese?

hmm this dick taste like shit but it ain't been in my ass.

I’m just an amateur penis enthusiast, not a professional.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Shocked doctor discovers 30-YEAR build-up of smegma under the foreskin of married man who was suffering agonising pain in his penis

Meanwhile, the aged smegma was sealed in a specimen bottle at Dr. Chen's office.

Can we implement an NSFL tag for thread titles?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Shut up, Zach, that's not a job. Stop procrastinating and cut your balls off.

 

[CEO of Gay]

“Copyright infringing animal penis” is probably a sentence I never thought I would type, but here we are

 

[Meat Target]

Well there go my hopes of Tyson literally knocking his head off with a single punch and it flying into the audience while his throat geysers blood like Old Faithful.

I don't fucking WANT to see him get KO'd. I WANT TO SEE HIS FUCKING HEAD SPLIT OFF AND FLY INTO THE HIGHEST PART OF THE STADIUM AND HIT SOMEONE IN THE FUCKING FACE!