random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Jason Wynn]

When I said I wanted gay stuff I did.not mean vingle whoring himself to a barely legal incel

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Awful, my hymen is grown shut and instead of collecting cats. My couch is full of these Japanese teddy bears.

What I have to admire about this autistic prince is how I have to Google his terminology to understand it, much like his prospective fiancé in a decade when she finds this thread.

 

[Blackhole]

You type like a roid monkey that's reading a thesaurus for the first time

This is literally a furry holocaust.

why do gay people need charities i made 100$ being gay yesterday i don't get it

counterpoint: YOU CRACKA ASS BITCH YOU MUFUGGIN BITCHMADE ASS NIGGA IMA KILL YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH IM A KILL YOU GETCHYO CRACKA ASS OUTTA HERE MUFFUGGA

Cope comes in many flavours.

It's the glue to hold the flesh origami in peace. Cheating!

I regret learning how to read.

Maybe you can't, but I'm built different. I take my inspiration from the negroids, corrective rape will surely work

Don’t censor yourself like a fag, nigger.

“threat chat member involving violent incest.”

There's the synergy of coil stoves being great for hot knifing that really ties the whole socio-economic thing all together, toobs.

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

First I need to include proof that I am more jacked than all of you. I am 5'11 190 pounds and I can deadlift 500 pounds with wraps. In about 6 months I should be able to do it raw. I am in my mid 30s and I live with my parents. I have not worked a job in my life. I am telling you all this because I want you to know there is nothing you can say that will offend me to maybe save the both of us some time. You cannot hurt a NEET. You just can't. Especially when my looks are actually decent so "omg you must be a fat neckbeard" isn't going to work on me.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Oh btw, even if a tranny is a dog fucking pedophile. She doenst deserve that call out and torture. Do fucking better.

 

[Gentlebastard]

There's something symbolic about an AI-generated flag with 21 stars and 11 stripes printed on a cheap mug made in China.

Am I misremembering or is this the Dimensional Merge?

What a sick mofo he is. And he likes "blood play," "fisting," and "clown on clown erotics." WTF, dude. And I hate to be so naive, but what is "cnc"? I don't want it on my search history. . . . Well, hell, I just looked it up and it's "consensual non-consent." What a horrible, horrible, pornsick, awful human being.

no 40-year-old man, even a homosexual, would ever be caught dead wearing this gay shit

All I have to add is that he's really got the "cat after licking its own asshole" look down pat.

I love how they try to call this a dogwhistle like they cracked a secret code when the billboard has Adolf Hitler on it.

Once again I advocate for the total destruction of the subcontinent through thermobaric & napalm carpet bombing.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

To the boomer, the Television is a primary sensory organ.

 

[CobraPlissken]

He ends it by admitting he hasn't had sex since 1995 and that he's disgusted with the human race for letting Stephen King get away with this.

 

[Harm]

I don't know why this nigga is so obsessed with the colour blue, at this point I think he got molested by a smurf or something.

In short, Null lusts after spiders.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Oh noes you got me! And all because I have a Bluey plush..........fucking subhuman scum you assume everyone in a fandom (bronies included) are freaks

I bet you have a fleshlight close to that bluey plush you sick fuck.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@AStupidMonkey

chat, do not accept any ass pennies

@gardenGnostic

The state is controlling my destiny and my penis. It is so ridiculous.

@Harm

Where's the tree
dox the fucktree

 

[Tablet County]

Here's a large retarded man beating a car.

Black Highlighter Phonefaggotry extends even to the most special (read: autistic) forces in the United States armed forces

It’s shocking that someone who calls themselves “the toucher” would turn out to be a weirdo.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I tilled all my gardens and got them ready for planting, and already that faggot chipmunk is trying to dig up shit.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

 

[Pedophobe]

And so I'm here, because there's nowhere else where we can talk about it.

Her dog was fucking gnarly and not in a good way.

lmao, don't interact with lolcows people

Also, no way in hell this nigga's a Slytherin. Bloated Hufflepuff lookin' ass.

 

[Tablet County]

If I ever see Hazbin Hotel uttered in the same sentence as The Brave Little Toaster again I’m going to fedpost.

Imagine being unironically MATI over a show you never cared about, by a company you don't care about, that everyone knew was going to be dogshit from the jump instead of just playing the games and mods you actually like.

Nigga, people legit get cancer from fucking Doritos. How is fallout not dangerous? Lmao.

 

[Breadbear]

if you gaze for long into the amhole, the amhole gazes also into you.

 

[hl2_linux]

Honestly I think the most interesting thing here is the penis cutting.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

i am not a fan of the prophet mohammed marrying a 9 year old or fucking goats but i can get behind the idea of throwing faggots off rooftops

 

[frozen_runner]

Cork is a lovely city, full of great people and also the mentally ill

Tamales are disgusting and only exist so mexican kids have something to unwrap on Christmas.