random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

You won't believe it but grooming of adults happen as well.

Only skibidi digletts live in india

Who is the least fixable foid?

what do you expect from a community college of all places

 

[Pedophobe]

If there's anything these people seem to love more than rape, it's accusing each other of rape.

Thank God I wasn't born a gamer.

I'm never watching anything again I'm going back to whittling my own entertainment

A tranny got bullied by sheep. By. Sheep.

Bai dong-Suk is by far my favorite character.

Are kiwi farmers just fatter redditors?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

This video is the worst thing I have ever witnessed. It is an unholy retribution against having eyes. No sane man would ever film himself defecating on a plate like this.

 

[BirdUp]

kiwi fucks

 

[NyQuilninja]

Maybe I’m just drunk right now (I am) but I think if I have a son I could share naked pics of my wife (his mom) with him. Then he won’t need to look at porn and he’ll know that when he finds the right girl, she’ll let him do all sorts of degrading things to her in private as long as he treats her right. Plus then he’ll be nice to his mom, because seeing her will make him happy. This is probably the correct way to raise a boy I think.

 

[56 others]

I need my emotional support toepopper landmines to be scattered around where i live or else i cant cope

Walking down the street with my Glock and suddenly it flies out of the holster and shoots a toddler 7 times while I try ineffectually to grab it out of mid air

 

[Brain Power]

Dracula came back and is into cheese instead of blood now?

That explains so much.

 

[Gentlebastard]

He's that hard up about environmental impact, but he procreated and hasn't killed himself to reduce his carbon footprint?

What a faggot.

I may have the details wrong. But I'll bet gold on the balding ginger with glasses part.

I know a guy like this, but at least he had the decency to also be a radical antinatalist so he won't be inflicting himself on the next generation.

Kiwis are very free spirits, they just want to explore the world and all the weird wonderful things, people and places in it.

My guy just wanted to see some heavy industry in action. A bird after my own heart.

We have a moral duty to ensure patposting never dies.

But can you comfortably use a milk crate as a butt plug?

Anything is a butt plug if you're brave enough.

Dolphins may be smart, but can they speak fluent English without needing handjobs?

Dunno, but I'm dumb enough to speak fluent English without a handjob.

I didn't realize that was an option

Yes. The Irish, Scottish, and Welsh governments (and their people, to a lesser extent) make decisions largely on the basis of spite for the English. If the British government declared that digging up every tree and ploughing salt into every acre of productive land might be a bad idea, the Irish would be bulk-buying salt, ploughs and diggers before tea time, the Welsh would be calling anti-salting policies racist, and the Scots would be importing a billion pakis and somalis to operate the machines.

Come on San Andreas fault! Do your thing!

He's such a mealymouthed coward; just say "yes, I'd love to rape roger stone, and he'd like it" and own it, don't be a pussyfaggot (challenge difficulty: impossible)

I know it was weak bait, but I expected to at least be called a faggot, or told to kill myself. Instead, nothing. Felt bad, man

Okay, forgive me if I'm wrong on this, but I always assumed capital punishment involved lethal injections (gas chambers if you lived in 1930's Cali) and not rape. On a similar note, where do I apply to become a state sponsored rapist?

Manbros, we are so back; bearcels are malding. Billions of cul-de-sacs shall be built, the forests will be bulldozed.

Even if he says something right, it's hard not to disagree with him out of spite just because he sucks that much.

If you use the search function on this thread for “fat faggot with bitch tits” you get eight pages worth of results. I thought that was amusing.

Link the post so we can read the replies.

I need to be horrified

Yes, that’s how it works, see a fat man in a dress, become trans.

We should have a bureau of citizen swapping, allowing faggot Americans who desire Europe transit cock to swap with based Euros who desire unlimited guns and cars.

I wouldn't be surprised if he came out and claimed Gamestop, the company as a whole and not just one person, raped him while he worked there as a cashier.

They are both retarded (in this argument and in general), and they see one another as kindred spirits. It’s not wasting time, it’s friendship

 

[Rotollo 2]

I want you people to die

 

[eatler]

He died as he lived. A man.

They died as they lived. A repulsive monster.

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

Well that's sweet. If this is true I imagine God's giving him a very stern lecturing right now

 

[Aunt Carol]

Seen female genitalia? I HAVE female genitalia!

 

[Tablet County]

Cockatiel with white face privilege

All it takes is a few bad clicks before BAM, that's a fursona getting pounded by a horse being ridden by two midgets.

As much as I would love to butt-fuck a bear into submission it'll never pass on the chance to hang out with a bpd autist

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

You have a Kiwi Farms account. Of course you’re autistic. Good thing though is you’re surrounded by other autists and never have to feel alone anymore.

 

[Ise]

"In response to a direct message seeking comment, ValidLs wrote, “Daily dot” followed by three laughing emojis and a poop emoji." (source)

 

[Tablet County]

The sun coming out is breaking news in this world, people are dying of super gonorrhea, and genetic deformities are now so commonplace hardly anyone bats an eye anymore, and yet all this guy can think about is how well he fucked this one chick while in Vegas.

("happiness" here being "good yaoi sex")

 

[skunt]

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all other twitter posts are some furfag saying "Zoos are bad" but then they shit on a plate, disgusting.

(but tbh, the image probably works better, if it can fit)

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I hope this isn’t against the rules but Caden’s bond sheet contains his Super Special Number.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I've nothing clever to say, yet feel like screaming.

Most continental philosophy consisted of profoundly autistic and/or schizo men inventing words to describe mundane concepts that even stupid people already had a perfectly functional intuitive understanding of.

The writers they select are fluent in English but unmistakably alien in expression.

 

[Sheogorath]

Copious amount of gay furry porn, including cub porn and zoophilia, and obligatory anti-Ruben post