random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[BirdUp]

I've come to accept that words simply don't have meaning anymore.

 

[Just A Butt]

It even comes in different colors sometimes. (Yes men, it changes colors. Google it.)

 

[GunCar Gary]

>be German
>eat shit

 

[Aunt Carol]

They're God's perfect eating machines, capable of destroying any processed carbohydrate on sight.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Meanwhile famous kiwis were being “I can’t use Brave I can’t browse the web without the fat cock of Google Chrome deep in my ass!”

 

[Golden Bat]

My heart and cock are both rock solid. You can't damage me

 

[stupid frog]

"You're mentally unstable!" shrieked the tranny, as he severed his penis with a butchers knife.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Gog & Magog

WARNING: STRAY PENIS FLYING AT ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILES AN HOUR

 

[Doxmatix]

Apologies, I will pay the local crackhead to film me while I disembowel myself. The video will be sent to you in 24 hours.

Because faggots rape and molest children, and adorning them with rainbows marks them as a sacrifice to moloch.

Maybe a breast milk drinker pride T-shirt or the words 'Rape' in rainbow colors over their logo?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Why do you have a personal favorite Amazing Atheist fetish video

 

[Aunt Carol]

I just don’t like that there’s… so many genitals…

 

[often puzzled]

I’m not a fat cripple and I don’t go on cruises so I can’t be sure on the fat cripple stateroom shower situation, so don’t quote me on that.

 

[Hitman One]

What is a vagina, some kind of a front hole?

 

[Spud]

Now my breakfast, as well as my respect for women, is utterly ruined.

 

[WonderWino]

May your right arm be strong (sexually) and in all things may you be bathed in hydrogen peroxide

hope you enjoy your gay nigger demons in hell, being fucking in your stinky butt

So how did the knife necklace work? Was he supposed to detach and (sexually) wield them or just throw it like a chakram (of fucks)?

 

[BirdUp]

Also,they forge and exclude some of its reply to stur the shit delivertively

My giant cock pulsates Hispanically!

@Mutthole

 

[eatler]

So much irony you can forge a cannon and shoot your fat ass out of it.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Megatardingo

if you shit your matress at least turn it over guys

 

[BirdUp]

@Lichen Bark

I have basic glistening skills only.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Imagine your "faith" vanishing after two cycles in the washing machine.

Someone capable of thinking ahead would not have mutilated both of their legs to the point of amputation.