random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Rotollo 2]

Your first problem was going to a Discord server. Discord is fine, it's servers are not.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Normal people are a small minority in Anime.

god bless the internet (sometimes....)

Maybe her shaman told her to stop being retarded on the internet?

 

[Tablet County]

Unwanted babies should be given crack, be bought for crack, and put into an arena like Saint Cartman intended.

The Turks have had more success denying genocide than these autists. The Turks.

"You know what would REALLY pwnz0r the libs? If you pay your taxes LOL, imagine their faces if they had more money and made better quality state propaganda."

 

[frozen_runner]

If my AI hooks me up with a fat chick, I will summon the ghost of Terry Davis to haunt its deep logic.

Name one straight British man.

Hey folx! Remember when we made Dr. Who a woman and you all hated it? Well now he's a literal niggerfaggot!

I run cyclists over with my car. I back over their skulls.

Expecting women to adhere to contractual obligations is genocide.

Here's some tough love. Don't be such a faggot.

You are too autistic for AnN and that is saying something.

 

[BirdUp]

My girlfriend makes me wear suspenders and a helicopter hat while holding a giant lollipop

@Devious Dave

 

[Rotollo 2]

prostate "orgasm" is a myth made up by faggots to cope with their lust for cock

 

[CansOfCant]

I am reminded that one of Ms. Swift's first hits was about a "letter that you never read." Let's try to avoid a situation in which you never read our pleadings, and get this fixed.

 

[Positron]

 

[Rotollo 2]

They're obsessed with your children, because they'll never have their own.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Quality state propoganda from Dr. Who

 

[Tablet County]

im sorry but the holocaust just didnt happen. jews are not real

if the suicide hotline was just a link to the Pat thread I think the statistics would be halved within days.

as far as incest in visual novels go, that one is probably the most "tasteful" and "nuanced" in regards to the topic.

Vaporwave is just synthwave, but for people who are too unbearably gay to unironically enjoy anything.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Way to make it sound like your 'husband' impregnated your cat, retard.

The insurance carrier could not find an ICD-9 code for "perfomative testicle removal."

Who's out here fucking the tards? It's not the female tards so what gives?

Not all trans people are bad. Some are racist!

 

[Sheogorath]

All I’m saying is, there’s a good reason why cult deprogrammers don’t open with “That’s retarded and you’re a retard for believing it.”

 

[Tablet County]

There are some times where I look to the sky and I ask God, 'why? why give us the ability to retain knowledge?'

Didn't expect to learn today that the cure to depression is to literally eat shit.

Eat Shit and.... live?

So her boyfriend's asshole is depressed?

 

[Gentlebastard]

my cousin calls himself a cat dad

Your cousin is not into women.

For those who missed it, the man interviewed at the end of the video above claimed to get sexually aroused by washing chicken.

Awww shit man I forgot I voted for government-sanctioned rape. My bad.

"Maybe you guys could shoot some soldiers instead of civilian children."
"HELP HELP I'M BEING SHOAH'D!!"

I have often wondered if the real political divide is people with a healthy behavioural immune system vs the slaaneshi cultists without

Belgium.

It is a country famous for only two things - chocolate and paedophiles. And they only invented the chocolate to get to the kids.

I honestly don't care about the "supernatural" or "ghost" because I'm not retarded or a woman.

I'm neither of things well at least I'm not a woman

[Joel] Schumacher literally fucked 20,000 men and was still less faggy than modern filmmakers terrified of putting beautiful women in movies.

Is this death squad in the room with us?

Not all trans people are bad. Some are racist!

The fact he's literally making the Soyjak face isn't helping his cause, either.

The guy is so obese that he can no longer use any part of his body requiring more dexterity than a bowel

the level of white trash here is mind melting. I love it.

I love saying "Adirondack". Did you know it's one of the gayest-sounding words in the English language? It's my favorite.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

It was genuinely insufferable and I had to watch in double speed because I want to be accurate with my seething

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

It's because those retards got infected with their own bio-weapon. The USSR pushed this bullshit in US schools to try to break us. We broke the USSR instead and now the destabilizing ideas they planted are being returned to them. Reap what you sow.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

I tried to tell him that it was the NSA that operated the Squirrelbots and that the cameras were actually hidden in the bushy tails so unless the tails were pointed at him he could relax, but I don't think I ever got through to him.
Some people you just can't reach.

 

[doodoocaca]

Kind of crazy how in 2024, being a "reactionary" just means you don't industrial-scale commodification of a woman's anus should be legal.