random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

He really thinks the world around him are mere children that should enjoy his might in prison.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

We eat our own here, but only after preparing the meal in a particular way and to me this faggot is looking pretty fucking raw still.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

Why is it always Gay Nazis?

 

[Gentlebastard]

I prefer my gay porn to star American Sweetheart Steve Rambo or Japanese sensation Billy Herrington

I think this could have easily been avoided if you dont send everyone pictures of your penis.

So Korean women made an encyclopedia of US soldier cocks? That's actually some fairly impressive autism. Who knew Korean women were as autistic as kiwi farmers?

"I can smell you through my phone"

I am so very glad I was not born Indian. Statistically, the odds were not in my favor, and yet I made it. The first in a long line of Ws in my life.

Dude you wrote an entire novel. Who did you think would read this?

 

[Guest123]

its a shame that shes a groomer and a shit-lover because she is really fucking attractive and could probably turn a straight guy bi

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

the jews did it. but not in a wignat schizo way

 

[Spud]

OnlyFans has been a disaster not just for the quality of internet porn, but for the internet in general. when I was a young coomer, the small-scale gonzo operations were all the rage, little upstart websites like Casting Couch and Bang Bus etc that had a clear gimmick and a system for generating content. notably, they were all run by men. now that OnlyFans has empowered women to make their own content, you have to sift through oceans of horrible garbage, of e-thots with way too much makeup or devastatingly cringe cosplay, doing incredibly offputting shit like making the ahegao face, badly mimicking a blowjob on a comically large dildo, doing some gay pose in a neon blue wig, etc. you know why nobody was doing this shit 10 years ago? because it fucking sucks. most people in porn (and sex work generally) are retards with zero assets aside from their body and lack of shame. you needed a business guy in charge to get these morons to do shit that's actually consistently appealing to people. now the cows are running the farm and not only do they make really fucking awful content, they also come with a massively inflated sense of self-importance because platforms like OF combine porn with the dreaded social media dopamine loop. whenever I see these dumb cunts, my dick shrinks back into my body in disgust. you would have to be an absolute cretin of a man to even want to listen to the asinine bullshit they have to say (for any reason other than to mock them relentlessly), much less to simp for them. these psychologically cucked chronic masturbators that crowd the internet today are a different and much more repulsive breed than anything from the web 1.0 years.

durr I look like a hentai!!!! I hope this repulsive bitch gets eaten by dogs

 

[Pedophobe]

People don't need to agree with us entirely. This is some fucking lefty attitude.

I guess being relatively banal stands out when you're in a sea of screaming retards.

i am bullying them, i am a cyber bully

 

[Gentlebastard]

"Taiwan lawmakers exchange blows in bitter dispute over parliament reforms"

Some people will look at this and say its cringe but the fact of the matter is that if your elected representative isn't willing to do shit like this then they aren't really trying to win.

I believe that the practice is owned by a member of their goofy ass heavy metal opera / 4th of July parade megachurch.

She probably loves going to work because she doesn't have to deal with her gay wigger husband, her gay cripple wigger father in law, or her lesbian mother in law.

Elon fucked Grimes and Amber Heard. There’s definitely a chance he would stick his dick in crazy again and has a lack of standards so definitely a nonzero chance he’d want to fuck Taylor Lorenz.

He has the taste buds of a ziploc bag.

Linnaeus was such an OG autist. He devoted his life to categorizing fucking everything. Gotta love the man.

The complete lack of self-awareness shouldn't surprise me by now but it did. What a looney.

EDIT: Hello this is Judge Holden's live-in carer. My client is currently lying naked and squealing in a puddle of his own ejaculate and babbling about the buzzing in his bottom and in between grunts and sobs of painpleasure he asked me to post the following screenshot and get him another bucket of shredded cheese. I hope the rest of you are living more productive lives than my fat, retarded, hairless, and yet boyishly fuckable mealticket

If lolcows do not exist explain the laughing cow brand

 

[Harm]

It was just a regular Sonichu medallion, it only started bleeding when they stepped foot in church. Damndest thing ever.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Wait this guy seriously killed himself by saying nigger so energetically it caused him to blow his brains out?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

My client is currently lying naked and squealing in a puddle of his own ejaculate and fecal discharge, babbling about the buzzing in his bottom and in between grunts and sobs of painpleasure he asked me to post the following screenshot and get him another bucket of shredded cheese. I hope the rest of you are living more productive lives than my fat, retarded, hairless, and yet boyishly fuckable mealticket

 

[Gog & Magog]

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

A baker or miller covered in flour is protein and other fillings in a flour covering, and therefore by the proposed definition is a sandwich

 

[NyQuilninja]

I would remove my penis if it meant all women stopped existing. Sex is overated. Only positive element is reproduction.

These men who are slaves to their sexual impulses anger me deeply. They've destroyed society just so they could get validation from these sociopathic vaginal robots.

Guys, shut the fuck up about "Politics" or whatever, I want more burger recipes.

So I guess the real question now is if your cum is Visa or MasterCard.

 

[3MMA]

Pay no attention to the cuck behind the curtain.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

At least I'm not a nigger like you lmao.
My OC? She's a well known character dood. You think I actually care some transphobes are mad at me? Lol I'm enjoying this, you guys lost the culture war so cope and seethe. This is a so called "free speech" website so I'm allowed to hold different opinions hun.

 

[Maskull]

@Null I don't want to waste an erection on this guy, but I want to post an oldie to his profile page. Is that against site rules? It's not for sexual purposes, it's because he keeps accusing me of secretly being Jewish.

 

[Sundae]

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Alt-right circles are buzzing with anti-cannibal fervor

@TheSockiestSock

I’ve seen some hot chicks cosplay cwc