random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aunt Carol]

Some SS doctor working in a Nazi camp would be like “Whoa whoa whoa what’s the rush? Let’s at least figure out where we’re putting the urethra.”

All I have it my rabid hatred of minorities, faggots, foreigners and the IRS.

You cannot take it from me, because I also have firearms and no concern for human life.

 

[Sprate Header]

Just needs a few more drinks and another mid stream goon sesh to clear his mind and he'll be set

 

[Uncle Buck]

Ya know whats worse than visiting dachau for a honeymoon? Smugly bragging about visiting dachau for a honeymoon. EDIT: Oh jesus christ I just realised.....dachau was a concentration camp. I.e. a giant prison. He unironically spent his honeymoon ENJOYING PRISON

Ymunkoke Makes You Free

 

[demicolon]

Maybe they've reunited again like two pedos in a woodchipper.

 

[Spud]

You think McDonalds and Pax American are fine. I know they are an existential threat to Western Civilization. We are not the same.

 

[WonderWino]

Getting giardia from a Nando's was a rough experience, but led to me literally shitting out of the side door of a Cessna Caravan while one of the security guys held on to my jacket and I clung to the door frame at 1500ft, so all in all it was a life experience I'd never want to do again, but wouldn't want to have not done either

 

[Gentlebastard]

I can smell the sweat from his fat fingers all the way from Milwaukee

If Liveleak videos have taught me anything,

We were all bamboozled; they figured out a way to make something even more useless than slacktivists, people who watch youtube shit and dream about being slactivists.

And just like that a new terf is born.

I welcome them to the club- we have cookies, they can bring the milk

I don’t know where this ride ends but I love the ride.

This somewhat reminds me of the paradox you learn in philosophy class: could god create a rake so large that Patrick couldn’t step on it?

She's so close to understanding. She's standing on the threshold. She's at the window of reality and only needs to peek in.

The truth will set you free.

What is the AEN? Google suggested “anime enlightenment network”.

Fortunately in 2024, we’re back to calling girls whores.

Some men are into anal because it’s another hole to stick their dicks inside. Yes, poop comes out of there but we’ve seen time and time again that men will stick their dicks inside anything, a woman’s ass is pretty tame.

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"One of the last stops on our European honeymoon was Dachau."

I’m not sure if this has been noted or not but the head admin of Reddit is so retarded that they have porn accounts connected to their official work email.

I await the implosion and inevitable begging crowdfunding tweets with glee.

I say men like boobies because they're soft and fun to fondle but man, I'm not a scientist.

Nothing kills a boner faster than a deadeyed stare while you're doing it.

 

[Meat Target]

I want to literally cook a pasta dish topped with cheese yielded from breast milk. You cannot do this with a nice ass. You need giant juggers. Big tits are superior to asses in every single way.

 

[Aunt Carol]

1. I don’t have BPD
2. I will sever all contact because I loved you and now I hate you

 

[3MMA]

“Cuz no Japanese women have an ass! They don’t have an ass because they don’t matter, because Japanese men just want a hand. A hand up and hand out just like the communists. They’re like, “oh wait, I can do this”…and then their hand becomes a futanari! Have you s-I know you know this! Their hand, a slit opens up here like in vampire hunter D, and instead of a mouth…and intelligible conversation, a giant black cock comes out and they’re like “this is Elizabeth Warren” they…then they die fucking themselves. And you’re like, 'no this is good'”.

Note: This is a direct quote from Nick Rekieta from last nights AppealPillStream.

 

[Abimelech]

Welcome to A&H, you can choose the dick pics, or the Holocaust denial.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

"It's literally high test." -animesuckscopeandsneed

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Amberlynn Reid's cunt is bleeding again

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Just reciting "Gas the Kikes!" doesn't guarantee a ticket to the echelons of the Schutzstaffel.

 

[Path Wanderer]

We are watching something historic here. Shaq and Kobe. Prime Michael Jordan. The Tom Brady of getting fucked publicly.

 

[Drip Torch]

do you really fucking think I'm gonna waste a quaalude on you? Hell no they're for me, not you! Do you know how rare and expensive these fuckers have become?

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

virtually non existent ten year old boob.

All this and not a word about Batman. Or are bats not rodents?

RETRACTION: Bats are indeed not rodents.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Just out of pure spite? I can get behind that.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I still am never 100% clear if a "boycunt" is meant to refer to ass in the more traditional mpreg sense or if it is a reference to ftm tranny vag, or if it can be either one depending on the alignment of the stars.

I'll do it just for the fun of it. The only thing is you have to dox your grandparents.

 

[barbie meat]

The Pulverizer said:
How will you all celebrate when byuu comes back from the dead?

Uno reverse card killing myself while explicitly blaming Byuu in my otherwise cryptic, minimalist suicide note.

Hey, Lizzy! In the words of Wall St. Bets: we can remain retarded for longer than you can remain solvent.

Also, fair winds and following seas Mr. Moon; thanks for keeping this ship afloat! Liz Fong Jones Consent Accident Honeycomb.io Rapist Rape Consent Accident Honeycomb.io Rapist CTO LizFongJones Lizthegrey Rape honeycomb.io Rapist CTO Liz Fong Jones Elliot Honeycomb.io