random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[kosmikulduzbok]

I wouldn't know, I'm not a nigger who vomited risotto.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Grace Thorp said on the arrest stream:

De-lulu is the so-lulu.

I CAN'T KEEP COPING FOR YOU, GOD!

 

[The Connected Nose]

Look, we all wish futas were real, but until the day that Elon stops bitching on Twitter and invests in a project actually worth a damn, we'll all have to make due.

 

[Johnny Salami]

please keep your omegaverse fanfiction OFF the mass debates board, fujo

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You're not.
Eric July is Black.
You are a NIGGER

 

[CEO of Gay]

I also don’t think anyone of any demographic who gets drunk and tells the world about their anal exploits is likely to be sexually typical.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

FACT CHECK: Biden was only pretending to be retarded.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

I've been thinking too much about Pat's nipples.

 

[Johnny Salami]

My grandfather put your ancestors on a train to Auschwitz-Birkenau.

 

[Pedophobe]

The Unabomber, for example.

They are in a kind of gay jilted cuck brothers face off.

When used for good, it helps keep things like cannibalism and orgies in the street from happening. When used for evil.....(gestures at thread)

What a magical place.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Rape is horrible no matter who it happens to, even Patrick.
But if he wasn’t such a garbage human it would be possible to speculate without slipping in a barbed jibe.

He does occasional livestreams, where he shows his horrifyingly male face, dirty room, and screams obscenities at his mother until she calls the police on him.

is this a doggam photoshop or does his fucking forehead have a gunt

Samuel Colt and Henry Ford are dirty names to them because they made everyone EQUAL, in a meaningful way, WITHOUT communism, and that just won't stand.

I was finally perma banned from Reddit for daring to suggest a man cannot be a woman. I knew it would happen sooner or later. But I could not go gently into that night...

At some point his house is going to collapse and go supernova under the weight of all these God forsaken grills. Also he threatens us with a new brisket or pulled pork video near the end, very scary.

The "baseless" conspiracy theory that Pat is some sort of human-warthog hybrid created using dark sorcery by Planned Parenthood at the behest of the DNC gains more legitimacy every day.

Red-green colorblindness is a certified male L.

Look I can meme in the man hate thread, but I think a lot of men are fundamentally decent. But a troon? They're the most twisted misogynists imaginable.

Stop trying to do eugenics with your false non-crowdsourced science.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

It was rumored that 'Pokémon' means 'I am a Jew

Pokemon Go to the Mosque?

 

[ScooterL]

If you watch any male YouTuber long enough, they will show their ass eventually.

 

[Big Brutus]

My imaginary penis was hard for hours. Rock hard as a flintstone. Hours making cloth penises for my boy bears, only to realize I missed the gym cause they closed at 7.

I purchased some stickers at Zummies for my car and one sticker I got - A stripper booty illustration w 'Dat Ass' on it. God, I am such a pervert. I waste too much time in my fantasies...

My penis exists in my head. I swear to god Im a male. I think about sexual fantasies, about how if my dick was real I'd fuck the girl I love in the ass. I want to know what thats like, but I never will because I was damned to be born this way.

From the Audrey Hale thread, specifically Audrey's poonifesto. Easily random.txt material. These were fucking gold lol

 

[eatler]

The road to Hell is paved with cheap, corrugated plastic declarations of unwarranted self importance.

Why pay for cockfights when you can watch stupid animals fight for free on kiwifarms threads.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

fuck this gay earth

 

[Chinwaa]

there’s so much more genital inflation shit on there now.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

My nigga you are not the Joker, you're the Joker's dad if anything.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

He was doxxed through his chess.com account.

Like if videodrome was broadcasted by retarded inbred Ukrainians.

The best preserved nugget of drama surrounding this is a 55 post comment section from a defunct second life fansite discussing it.

“Snapshot, 3 years old: I'm sitting at the kitchen table eating vanilla ice cream. Today or very recently, in some academic fashion, I have learned about the rudimentary design and function of the human penis. I can't stop pondering the image I have of it, pink and round like some strange cheese, leaking big fantasy tadpoles. It attracts me and disturbs me. My ice cream is melting in the heat of a New Orleans summer afternoon. I imagine sperm swimming in it and push the bowl away half- finished. But after a few minutes, I cautiously start eating again.

Given Source Filmmaker's extensive use in porn, and this guy's autistically specialized in FNAF animations, I 100% expect he's made porn. Probably on a different account though, since this account's gimmick is larping as JFK.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Ah... so this the whole 'money is the root of all evil' thing, huh?