random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I'm just lazy and disillusioned. I'm pretty confident that I'm not gay.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Joel's daughter died now Kratos can't do a double jump.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I consider myself racist but that is the kind of racism i am just not on board with.

 

[Syzyg]

if kept as sex slaves, they wouldn't be disgruntled.

 

[Seafarer]

 

[The Feline Solution]

I blame women and their dumb vapid bullshit and not being direct as the reason I got raped by a faggot laotian troon

 

[Harm]

lolcows ride and die

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

everyone north of bulgaria is a faggot

This sounds like exactly the sort of thing you'd see on a Gas Station pickle.

For Christ's sake Barry, you're 47, put some trousers on.

It's not illegal to teach in elementary school drunk, but it's illegal for me to get taught in elementary school drunk? That's just not American

as an autist with too much time on my hands, I generally watch music videos for their historical accuracy

Just because they aren't masturbating in front of you, or others, doesn't mean they don't do it.

Complete nonsense, but now I feel represented, so that's good.

Weet ik.
Ik sneed mijn penis af. Wat nou?

When my wife asks me, "What are you thinking about?" and I say, "computer stuff," I'm actually thinking of shit like this I read on the Farms.

First they came for the pigeons

Flightless endemic virgin vs. rootless cosmopolitan Chad.

The Japanese are so fucking weird. Still, no little cartoon boys buttfucking each other or squid doing improbable things with their tentacles to milfs/little girls/Kurt Eichenwald, so that's good.

 

[Pedophobe]

Who would have thought a bunch of TERFs kicked off places like Reddit and Tumblr crashing into a male dominated chan-adjacent chudspace could be so legitimately wholesome.

While there are many criticisms that can be leveled at DeviantArt, in this particular case DeviantArt is not the problem.

go on the internet, find a toaster fucker community, become a toaster fucker

Lesson learned. Never sleep. Only lurk.

 

[Harm]

The term narcissist is thrown around way too much, but he presents as a classic narcissist

 

[Gentlebastard]

Keep your kids off the fucking Internet. No, they cant have a phone. Just fucking say no. It’s not that hard. “Sorry, we don’t know the long term effects of this, Its not safe”. That’s it. Conversation is over.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with these retards.

So if a troll sends you shit, you'll post it on your own timeline like an utter sped? That'll discourage them!

He just likes making it out of dead niggers. We all have to have hobbies, you know.

Damn, I was looking for more of these videos.

I can't stop watching them, its like watching someone play with an electrical socket.

Medicalized diss tracks for your academic assassination needs.

Their niggerchlorians are also off the charts

I wish everyone involved a very lengthy legal bill. Fuck 'em.

No you don't get it. If you watch this 5 hour video by a smug prick you will understand that everything is actually just gangstalker code for "kill all Jews" and that you should cut off all your friends who may potentially be conservative adjacent. That should deradicalize you.

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

You gotta pay extra to be molested by tranny bunny "girls"

 

[Dr. Butt]

Gentle, English cricket on the village green, the thwack of leather on willow, the clink of ice in the gin and tonic, and a nice break for lunch. Yes, I declare cricket month.

 

[DumbDude43]

dating has fallen, billions must buy bad dragon.

 

[Cronkle]

Wh- He's NOT my boyfriend...
Also I am not and have never been transgender!
Also okay I deleted somepony's Pokemon art on Discord and reposted it claiming it as my own, but that's just because I don't like Pokemon

The girl picture isn't of me, it isn't even someone who's trans it's some girl from Discord I asked if I could post on there eg. I'm not trans, or at least not yet. ehehe

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I've never been to jail, because I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for niggers.

 

[Kamen Rider Faiz]

"Tell me batman, have you ever danced with the balldo in the pale moonlight?"

Spoiler: tasty sauce

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Checkerboard Hero

I don't know if "Chilling out" and "Smoking Crack" go together.

 

[Lankybox Enjoyer]

No Pomni, you're not allowed to say nigger.

The only reason you call me a pedophile and a zoophile is because you see the worst in people

Do these tulpas force you to touch your penis to cartoon ponies?

 

[Catboy Ranch]

I'm just here to fix the door.