random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[assigned Karen at birth]

It's fucking a frog in the mouth. You're welcome.

This is like the 30th time I have seen a troon claim their shits were the sign of a period

You need to say the pass code to delete threads. Repeat this:

I'm a retarded gay nigger faggot that hates kikes.

Let he who is without autism throw the first stone.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I COULD SHIT ALL OVER MYSELF AND STILL GET PAID!

 

[Aunt Carol]

Don’t fucking listen to her, Garbonzo.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I'd consider committing sex offenses pretty rude. At least ask for consent before raping someone.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Get a room, fuck in a circle, and cry about hohlodomor.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

Her face is nothing to look at, her arm tatt looks like she's diseased, and she has orangutan feet.

This guy is a ****ing piece of **** and at this point he is a genuine shade of evil and needs to get the **** off this planet and stop chaining 19-22 y/o redheaded sex slaves to his fat ****ing *** in his decrepit McMansion of toys and 45 year old neets. Holy ****, I hate this ****.

I have never in my life booked a plane ticket to Kuwait to siphon poop on a mountain of rice into your face-hole. That's YOU.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Sounds about as Austrian as Thomas Johnson would sound Pakistani.

 

[liam dees]

Also Yakuza's for homos. I am indeed very cool

 

[Gentlebastard]

Can we unban her from the thread please? I want more schizo-posts calling us gay lol

"Canadian" is already a a slur for Canadians.

Honest question, has anybody ever claimed to be poly and not be a total loser?

I'd consider committing sex offenses pretty rude. At least ask for consent before raping someone.

Call me a bleeding heart, but I support troons being provisioned with soap and deodorant, and given free classes on how they are used.

 

[Tablet County]

>Black guy
>Decimates catfish
>Called "the hog snatcher"
I had to make sure this was actually about fishing and not one man saving us all from fat white chicks on Tinder.

Fake and gay nice try with the AI images. I'd never be caught dead wearing beige pants.

His steak is shit, the quality is shit, it was cooked like shit, and he has no butter dish.

I don’t trust men in open toe shoes

Sometime back in like 2007 or something, back when Reddit was just libertarian and had yet to go full turbo liberal, I was arguing with someone about a video game. The argument went on for a while because they were making easily disprovable statements and were refusing to acknowledge they were wrong. After arguing for a while, I looked at their profile and discovered I spent the better part of a half hour arguing with a retard that enjoys scat so much he basically wrote a dissertation on the different tastes of fecal matter produced from different brands of dog food he gave to his dog. This world can be really gay as fuck sometimes.

His head is getting massive and his face is smaller than ever.

Demetrius is a true wizard.
They never shit too late or too early, but precisely when they mean to.

 

[Law]

Adjusting for relative population sizes, a given instance of furry porn on e621 has a 93% likelihood of being gay—that's 43% gayer than the (adjusted) general population of the United States.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Someone already posted this

Oh that user grinds my gears that’s why I didn’t see it.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

There are many, many accounts of people being paranormally attacked by clown/jester/joker spirits.

 

[Cronkle]

Counterpoint: Doxing is so fucking fun! Wheeeee!

And no I didn't want the chiefs to win I just knew the democrats would rig the game so they would win.

You're not "one of the cool ones!!!" you're a gay faggot who wants to fuck horses.

I am indeed very cool, but I don't think I'm in any groups that consist largely of uncool people so I wouldn't have to say I'm one of the cool ones.

You post one picture of a biological woman on a trans subreddit and all the sudden you yourself are trans. I'm not gay.

You are a Barneyfag. Barneyfags, by definition, are fags. Therefore, you are a fag. And gay.

Die you fucking Winkster!

 

[Rotollo 2]

and yes, it's better with IFUNNY.CO so fuck off

 

[Pedophobe]

There's something going on with midgets, they know something they aren't telling us.

if people find a guy who's stuck in a wheelchair and kick his shins it probably won't affect his long-term prospects greatly, even if it is a dick move.

It's simultaneously the least and most valid trigger warning I've ever seen.

she’s a hands free butt bulimic or she would have eaten herself to death by suffocation on fat by now.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Children that were raped are whores?

 

[Harm]

He's a piñata of hot takes, and his autism is like candy, to be enjoyed by us all. Let the smashing continue.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Null and Nigger both start with the same letter

1488 really means the fourteenth letter, N, for Null. The eight-eight is code for Null being an alleged fat person, eight = ate.

does 1488 mean that Null is a fat nigger?

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

it’s a good example of why it’s important to get enthusiastic consent before sucking someone’s nose.