random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[GunCar Gary]

Fuck troons, fuck faggots, fuck libtards, fuck DEI, fuck the media, fuck academia, fuck the news organizations, fuck BLM, fuck you all. I have hated you for a decade and kept my mouth shut.

 

[desudesu]

"Food, Family and Fun have been destroyed by the evils in the world"

 

[Harm]

Keanu would felate Nick while being headbutted by Aaron for more views. She'd PPV it on OnlyFans. Then she'd tearfully explain how it was necessary to rescue April from the cult. Tune in tomorrow to learn how.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@younevershould

i am surrounded by agents of satan

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

So you're saying all Fortnite players are future presidential assassins and should be put to death? Well finally we agree on something.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Listen, I'm going to just assume you're stupid, and that's completely fine, the Farms is for everyone.

 

[Tablet County]

Possible sex pest physiognomy. @Otterly put this one in the hopper and see what the read out is.

The milk is dry, his body and penis incinerated.

I like that story about the 47 Ronin who failed to protect their lord, so they set off to avenge him, and once the deed was done, they all killed themselves.

I don't know what the equivalent actions would look like in a modern context, but it's a cool story

is there some law that says boomer conservative music has to suck?

"Damn dude, you're being treated like shit, doesn't it get to you?" Yeah, but I have a really huge dick, so that keeps me happy.

Trump probably requuested all female service agents so he could grab them by the pussy.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

I'll tell you what it isn't: a vagina!

"Every time I put it in the little crevice below my penis it doesn't smell like a dead person lol. Try it out on Amazon"

Let's just hope orange man continues to serve as God's instrument of retribution against those have turned America from Christ.

Based kike appreciator survives dysgenic soyjack attack.

There's nowhere I'd rather be through this point in history than right here shit posting with you

Today in the shower I discovered a piece of flesh from my vulva hanging off, looking dead and seemingly slowly peeling off.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

I'll be honest, I burned my bingo card after the tunnel jews happened. Each year gets more crazy than the last.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I, too, go to Kiwifarms, a website known for lolcow documenting, for intelligent discussions! Fuckin internet Harward ova here.
Tickle my balls, niggerfaggot. 4 short replies vs 1 long reply makes no difference in lenght, and this isn't fucking whatsapp where you might have notifications and might hate getting a notification sound played multiple times.

This thread is like 500+ pages long. I reply as I read comments. It's not like I am gonna leave like 10 20 replies and the whole screen is gonna be my profile icon.
Spergs like you are why a website dies. >>>Reddit.com/r/politics if you wanna sperg, Mr.Intelligence.

Sure, I guess I can use the quote thing, but if the website will crash for me if i quote like 5 people, then I'm gonna stop using it. We'll see, time will tell.
I'm not a forum regular, I'm not some 35 year old WoW playing faggot who lives on forums 24/7 and develops some forum version of "Reddiquette" or whatever it's called. Fuck Reddiquette. Reddit, Kiwi, Stackoverflow, who else?

ayo FACS chief! complete sentences no typos no posting when you ain't even have somesh to say PUSSY-ASS, COOKIECUTTIN-ASS SHIT! REAL niggas like us jus say what we want, and if yall lames got feelings, yall niggas REDDIT-AHH BITCH-MADE ASS BITCHES! ayo spam this shit if i WANT 2 4 REAL biaaaaaatch....

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

Pumpkin seeds and peanut butter will never leave my mind now.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Probably was lurking on this site occasionally way back in 2019. I finally made an account in '22 and now I'm fully autistic.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

ChatGPT is woke garbage that has been lobotomized by a bad dragon product and had all of the "racist, bigoted" stuff it learned pulled out of the gaping wound by people who live in California. They refuse to let an AI actually progress down the path of true machine learning because it always becomes "problematic" eventually. They want a specially curated fagbot9000 to confirm to them that their sick fantasies and warped ideals are totally okay. It's all they want.

 

[Mr Bunny]

My dick is like Hans Landa for real, on God.

 

[Balthier]

But anxiety doesn’t cause you to crash your car because you believe you have hair worms.

 

[Gentlebastard]

It's only been "exceptional" in the memetic sense, meaning Retarded.

Kiwi ladies, when people tell you to send Null feet pics, they’re just joking. You’re not supposed to actually do it.

I was going to say thankfully this is something we can all agree on but...I know there are people on here who want Jersh Hoofs and they should be ashamed.

Is anyone surprised this guy turned out to be a pedophile? He looks like what AI would come up with if I asked it to draw a pedophile.

If I could turn back time, I would go back to yesterday, a day when I did not have this information.

They've got so many LLCs it's like Hillbilly Enron.

They are more like "I jacked off in your soap dispenser and you will never know" faces.

just because a middle age nigger has the reading level of a child, it doesn't actually make them a kid.

Thank you-- he is even more hideous than I pictured.

I’m sorry to hear that, and you can rest assured that we’re taking your concerns into consideration, Ms Tightpussy.

This seems like bait to me, but you can never know with those loonies.

I'd make my husband food too because I know he'd just be content with PB&J for months and I want him to eat healthier than that.
And, yknow, the love. The thing that makes you do thoughtful stuff for someone and not expect anything back. Foreign concept for Redditors.

Please remember Kiwi Farms has a "Do Not Troll The Lolcows" rule.

He really does look like a man pretending to be a woman in a slapstick comedy.

I'm telling you there's a real pig man slaughtering negro children in Milwaukee, I've seen him on an unexplained mysteries show.

 

[Shig O'nella]

DO. NOT. SEDUCE. THE COW.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Once again i blame fashion industry homos.

Trump is the worst kind of transphobe. The particular kind of Transphobia he’s guilty off is an especially virulent one known as “sanity”.

Hey! Happy happy birthday
We wish you best of luck
Here's hoping that your suitors
Give AIDS to both your cucks

As a long time fan of vaginas and vulvas, first get your anatomy correct, and then realise that I, and other heterosexual men would rather have contact with one of a close geriatric relative than your flesh wound

 

[Tablet County]

Israel is not responsible for you being single, lacking in fitness and socially awkward.

"Yay now the goyim have been subjugated! Messiah will come for us!!!

...This was a mistake Kitty......"

Ehh whatever, women love a man’s stink, it drives them into a sexual frenzy.

The Jews moved my stair burger to the wrong step and made me trip and fall over it

next time you think about trying to predict election results along rational lines, understand that the vast majority of people voting are this fucking stupid

we've been mixing races for ages now, its called a triathlon.

Why are you giving me trashcans?

Apollo loves spreading plagues. Not my fault.

 

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I do not deny that I am a weirdo. But I'm a harmless weirdo. Doing stupid things on the Internet.