random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aunt Carol]

AFAIK, the nurse or assistant didn't fuck the dolphin.

 

[DickMain]

I blow too many loads to be a virgin

sniped by @~nogger~

 

[BirdUp]

AFAIK, the nurse or assistant didn't fuck the dolphin. She was ordered to jerk it off and somehow, it fucking fell in love with her.

 

[Meat Target]

I'll give him a dollar and a pack of Bar S hot dogs if he puts on a tutu and dances around like a fairy while singing "I'm a Little Teapot" and then eats all the hot dogs raw while gobbling like a turkey.

 

[Gentlebastard]

In the end the article could be titled "It Wasn't A Gay Crack House, It Was A Gay Crack Home..."

We really need to normalise not giving a fuck.

Glad to have misread the title and it wasn't about reindeers getting roofied.

Well he does have what we in the ghetto like to call "theatre kid energy"

By which I mean he has taken it up the ass so many times he now instinctively acts like the most petulant queer imaginable

At this rate, he may be the first person to become famous by virtue of nobody knowing who the fuck he is

Asians in general are really good at racism, though. Good record-keeping. They're years ahead of the West in the scope and nuance of their racism.

That will bring warmth to even my cold Dead fucking heart.

fuck me i belly laughed at "schizopedo retard"

The Wicked Witch of the West has more female appeal than this waste of oxygen.

don't say it don't say it don't say it-

...
It looks like cum. A lot of it. Not milk. Or a beard which I think it's supposed to be.

It's the kind of racism i am not a fan of, some real backhanded shit.

You can see by his tattoos, his yee-yee ass haircut, and the fact he literally films his own mother getting railed in every possible way (and not to mention the other ways she gets railed without cameras involved) that he is a sane and well-adjusted kid.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don't want to touch her long enough to kill her, she's probably sticky and smells bad. And Jesus would be upset if I killed someone, not to mention my parents and the Farms. Oh, and the law.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

clapping them Porky Pig cheeks is probably high on his list as well.

this furfag watched Tom & Jerry and thought to himself, "Hmmm, y'know I really wanna stick my dick into Tom the cat."

An ai image is a cartoon.

 

[WelperHelper99]

all im saying is phil unironically deserves to go homeless for being a rapist and a liar, honestly.

 

[Pedophobe]

If he weren't a cute teen girl writing a rock opera, I might think he was mental.

God I hate this repulsive, abusive cunt of a whore of a worthless freak fucking cunt.

I still can't believe how much dick this asexual man is engulfing in his vagina.

It's over.

 

[MichałDrzymała]

Nick Fuentes is the Sonichu medallion of political activism.

 

[Meat Target]

what is this? a porno set for ants?

 

[3MMA]

Some call her "Thumb".

 

[Tablet County]

Daniel Larson's Arson Quest on Gamecube

saying faggot in my wholesome jrpg game is akin to 1488 million jewish babies dying.

 

[reactionary]

An insight from the the former admin of rDrama's fediverse instance @Real Internet Feline Cat.
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fuck Ruben Sim. He got my snake cock piss latex fetish RP game taken down from Roblox.

 

[CEO of Pickles]

Sorry to ruin Team Porns optics

 

[Topaz Eyes]

Of all the words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these..."Alex Jones was right again."

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

"Fuck Ruben Sim.
He got my snake cock piss latex fetish RP taken down from Roblox.”

 

[Aunt Carol]

If he can generate AI thumbnails. he can absolutely change his own diapers.

 

[Neodanthril]

"people will want a live service to buy skins for the fat angry gay nigger.”

 

[Tablet County]

Hopefully in 1 month time, the game and some of the game studio employees will undergo a backalley dustbortion.

I pay the homeless to eat glass, so it for sure is contaminating the human body lol.

(Read in heavy french accent) Some of you non-bagguetes are alright, don't go to Le République tomorrow.