random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Cnidarian]

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"if u ever feel suicidal just remember,
why would u let israel outlive you?"

 

[GunCar Gary]

"Let’s just say I’ve sniffed every ***** on 'Baywatch.'"

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Because you keep putting toothbrushes in your dick.

I guess when you are playing race roulette black is always the safest bet.

Someone somewhere probably had to type something like this into a police report.

In the absence of anime, autistic retards writing pages about how to fake argue about old media will identify with Disney images. Much like a hermit crab wearing a tin can instead of a seashell, identity shelters other than the native anime shell can we worn, other refuse of similar shape and style.

crip tranny fatty would make a pretty good stand in for rock paper scissors

No one wins here

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

I'M NOT PREGNANT, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S PREGNANT!!!

 

[BirdUp]

I participated in a five-guy orgy with some people I met online.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

If you haven’t dumped loads in her ass yet, you shouldn’t be taking her to restaurants.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I'm trying to visualize fat fucks cosplaying as a well-dressed seven foot tall wasp-waisted demon.

 

[Lian Xing]

In all seriousness, sexual interactions make me very nervous. I think Im okay with staying a virgin. I am content.

 

[Hitman One]

in a new book, Impossibly Cute Boys: The Healing Power of Shota Comics in Japan

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

“in order to make the world better, the world must become more like Kiwi Farms”.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Kiwis will literally troubleshoot busted government web sites rather than go to therapy.

 

[BirdUp]

I'm going to die in England.

@Tsar Nicky

 

[Aunt Carol]

Just tilt your pelvis, spread the lips and piss with force

Ah yes, I too have suffered the very common male affliction of "Wandering Dick Syndrome" and I find sometimes the "Centering Flute" the doctor prescribed me, you know the one you play to lure your penis back into position like the pied piper? Yeah I find that doesn't always work so sometimes I light fire crackers at my own feet and have to scare it back up my pelvis.

Wings would make my work commute drastically more appealing.

 

[Gentlebastard]

If only he put this much effort into not being a fat retard.

This wasn't just not on my bingo card, if I tried to add it God himself would have smote me for being stupid.

He just wants to larp as some foodie instead of a walking garbage disposal.

They were my first racist redpill. Ah, bless their hearts.

Ah. The point. It has flown across the top of my head and achieved orbit. Autism, it's more likely than you think.

"Put some buttuhr on it."

Some photos of this specimen. Warning, moobs in the final photo.

Damn, he can't even soyface properly. Look at Rick Wilson: perfect soyface, looks like he's unboxing a Funko. 10/10 no notes. Might even be worth turning into a soyjak.

>Eris
>Discordia
>Lilith
You are not a chaos goddess hentai succubus! You are a middle aged white man!

I’ve got a personal cow who has been going off the deep end for the last year after getting caught up in a meth trafficking ring the FBI took down.

 

[Phoenix Connexion]

FYI I'm only half-homosexual

 

[Aunt Carol]

I keep waiting for her to come back to posting publicly about her health but every time I peek in it's ''donate to build bomb shelters in Israel" or war updates. Man I just wanna know if your head fell off yet.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

If sex isn't a game, then why do I constantly win at it? Sounds like you've got a loser mentality.

Most of them aren't really even conniving. They're just... kind of lost, but on the level of having no idea if they're supposed to be people or not.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

She was also reddit personified - obsessed with star wars and craft beer, had an elizabeth warren tattoo on her thigh, her dissertation was on microaggressions.

 

[Pedophobe]

Yet here you are, posting bullshit.

These are all horrible fucking people.

The kiwifags have lost... It's over bros.

Her housekeepers should be getting hazard pay.

 

[Oliver Onions]

My best guess is that he is misusing the power of a Subpoena so he can jerk off to a video of a woman talking to him.